Quips & Quotes: October 24, 2009

In this day of celebrity entourages and PR protection, it's rare for a star to make a false statement. But Hollywood is nowhere near perfect and every so often its peeps will make an off-colour comment or reveal more than they wanted to.

We keep you informed of the most noteworthy Tinseltown talk with our weekly installment of celebrity Quips & Quotes.

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Quips & Quotes: October 24, 2009

You know when your baby smiles for the first time -- I reach for the iPhone and take the photo. No wonder why he is smiling -- because my nipple is in the photo!
-Elisabeth Hasselbeck on the embarrassing photo she sent to family and friends.

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Quips & Quotes: October 24, 2009

You know when your baby smiles for the first time -- I reach for the iPhone and take the photo. No wonder why he is smiling -- because my nipple is in the photo!

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I remember liking girls in pre-kindergarten in Puerto Rico, when I was only three or four. I was about 13 when I lost my virginity, and that first experience was totally a nervous situation. It was in a house with someone I had known only a little bit. She was slightly older, and she'd done it before ... I wasn't exactly a natural, but it was good...
-Benicio del Torro talks about his early sexual awakening.

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I was living a complete lie. But unfortunately, guilt doesn't make you stop. I talked about growing up on television and about how great my life was now that I was sober... The little bit of coke that I had done before the speech wasn't enough to make me forget how bad I felt for doing what I was doing.
-Jodie Sweetin on her drug use in her new book.

I don't usually do this, but I wanted to say something. There have been a lot of false reports about how I feel about this movie. I just want to be very clear that I've always felt I'm a very ordinary part of an extraordinary film. The movie took me out of obscurity and gave me a career, and I'm completely grateful to everyone involved with this franchise.
-Megan Fox changes her tune about her involvement in the 'Transformers' franchise.

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In public, we were all having the time of our lives, but that public image only further masked the problems that were growing behind the scenes... There were plenty of times when Linda would lose it, but no one wanted to see that kind of ugliness on TV.
-Hulk Hogan discusses his ex's drinking problems in his new book.

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Lindsay, I love you with all of my heart, and I don't care if it is the death of me, I'm not going to bury you. You're going to bury me.
-Michael Lohan shares a desperate plea to save daughter Lindsay from her wild partying ways with talk show host Maury Povich.

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I'll be honest: When I went on that morning show, I was drunk. Yes, I was on sleeping pills and I was jet-lagged, but I was also just plastered. And I never said I wasn't, but that whole Warner Bros. publicity machine got involved and said, 'Just say he was jet-lagged.' I said, 'No, tell 'em the truth! I was f---ing drunk in Australia. Big deal.'
-John Stamos on his interview with the Australian talk-show, 'Mornings with Kerri-Anne'.

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I'm not going to lie, I woke up this morning feeling a little old! It's my last year in my 20s.
-Reality star Kim Kardashian on turning another year older.

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Goths the world over will mourn this day - off to a wedding.
-'Nine Inch Nails' frontman Trent Reznor announces his imminent nuptials to followers on the social networking site Twitter.

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God is great. He made me small in size but has now given me big name. What else could I have asked for.
-Nepal's Khagendra Thapa Magar, on his impending Guinness World Record title of world's smallest man.