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Wfroggiluvr16
06:16 PMMar 05 2009
my teacher showed it to us in class. lol w/ the zombie thing thean he brought up another pg w/ a sign saying nazi zombies run and zombies in area head for like high or like low (i don't remember) ground but we were all laughing soo hard aand long so then i remembered he reads this c*a* is class like a book called generation dead and it has a dead cheerleader on thhe cover and another he is reading called eigth grade bites about zombies it is soooooooo lol that he buought it up expecally since ISAT's are now lol
CaptiveSpirits
10:41 PMFeb 01 2009
Lol i've never laughed so hard last weekend driving thru Austin.I saw one of the signs that read " Empty suit In charge of aMeRiCa "
Rocksior
12:29 AMJan 31 2009
THE INTERNET SUX. DOES ANYBODY ELSE FEEL LIKE THEY'RE GETTING RIPPED OFF. MY SH** FREEZES TOO MANY TIMES A DAY. YOU FIND A STORY YOU WANT TO CHECK INTO AND PAGES OR PICS DONT PULL UP. AND IM PAYING FOR "FAST ACCESS" AND I GET A FAST HEADACHE. WAKE UP AMERICA. TALK ABOUT WHAT GOES UNSPOKEN DO TO PROGRAMMED "EMBARRASSMENT." I HOPE THOSE HACKERS GO AFTER THESE DAMN CORPORATIONS THAT F**K US EVERY CHANCE THEY GET. I HOPE THEY HACK YOUR TORSO OFF. YOU PIECE A SH**'S. COMCAST IS THE DEVIL AND I AINT EVEN RELIGIOUS. AS I LISTEN TO ANOTHER LIEING AS* COMCAST COMMERCIAL. PLEASE TAKE BACK YOUR RIGHTS FOR YOUR CHILDREN'S SAKE. YOU MIGHT THINK I'M TRIP'N BUT ITS COMCAST x AOL x GOOGLE x YOUR BANK x YOUR GROCERY STORE x GOV'T x INSURANCE CO.'s x GAS CO.'s x CELL PHONE CO.'s x ENTERING 50 CODES x FILL IN THE BLANK= WE'RE ALL BROKE WITH BLOODY BU** HOLES FROM GETTING F'D. WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP
Rocksior
12:26 AMJan 31 2009
THE INTERNET SUX. DOES ANYBODY ELSE FEEL LIKE THEY'RE GETTING RIPPED OFF. MY SH** FREEZES TOO MANY TIMES A DAY. YOU FIND A STORY YOU WANT TO CHECK INTO AND PAGES OR PICS DONT PULL UP. AND IM PAYING FOR "FAST ACCESS" AND I GET A FAST HEADACHE. WAKE UP AMERICA. TALK ABOUT WHAT GOES UNSPOKEN DO TO PROGRAMMED "EMBARRASSMENT." I HOPE THOSE HACKERS GO AFTER THESE DAMN CORPORATIONS THAT F**K US EVERY CHANCE THEY GET. I HOPE THEY HACK YOUR TORSO OFF. YOU PIECE A SH**'S. COMCAST IS THE DEVIL AND I AINT EVEN RELIGIOUS. AS I LISTEN TO ANOTHER LIEING AS* COMCAST COMMERCIAL. PLEASE TAKE BACK YOUR RIGHTS FOR YOUR CHILDREN'S SAKE. YOU MIGHT THINK I'M TRIP'N BUT ITS COMCAST x AOL x GOOGLE x YOUR BANK x YOUR GROCERY STORE x GOV'T x INSURANCE CO.'s x GAS CO.'s x CELL PHONE CO.'s x FILL IN THE BLANK= WE'RE ALL BROKE WITH BLOODY BUT HOLES FROM GETTING F'D. WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP
Vincimusceltic
11:46 PMJan 31 2009
Hahahaha - Funniest thing I've heard about in a long time, without a doubt. What I don't find funny are the people that have to insert their politics into everything, like humorous stories for instance. Get over it, Bush lost. Now it's the Democants turn to rape and pillage the American people.
Saltylights2
11:12 PMJan 31 2009
Funniest thing I've heard in a long time! If they catch the 'bad guys' I'll be glad to pitch in on their fines...totally worth it! ~~~Still laughing!
Bladebikerman
10:02 PMJan 31 2009
I too thought it to be quitwe humorous, those that didn't must be a bunch of liberal tight wads. We have far more things to worry about then childish pranks We have CEO at major companies ripping us off. Giving themselves huge bonuses from our tax dollars(bail out monies) We have idiots in Washington letting them get away with it. Of course part of that bonus money is paying the political contributions to the idiots in DC. Welcome to the Clinton politics all over again.
Sleekkat40
08:26 PMJan 31 2009
we really need more humor in the world today. if you hear a funny joke pass it along, make someone else smile or laugh lift some of the gloom and doom that seems to be hanging over everyone lately. i can't remember when i had a real good almost pee your pants laugh, can you?
Dix E DaRLiN 13
08:02 PMJan 31 2009
I thought they were hiliarous! Where I live you have the same signs that say "LOCK YOUR DOORS< HIGH CRIME AREA", and it looks like you are traveling down a perfectly safe street! Goes to show what we don't know! And these have not been altered!
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