In a development sure to be viewed as a turning point in the Iraq war, karate champ turned actor turned Fox News talk show host, Chuck Norris has just headed over to set things straight in Saddam Hussein's old stomping grounds. He'll be covering the conflict for World Net Daily. Well, hold on to your hat, two things have already become apparent to Chuck:
The "surge is working" and "morale is up--way up!"
Why we didn't think of sending Chuck sooner is a mystery to me. Hell, we probably just should have sent him in alone back when this whole thing began. Consider his qualifications:
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1. chuck norris...his tears can cure cancer but 2 bad he never crys.
kb at 4:24PM on Sep 20th 2007
2. WOH...BEST GUY FOR IRAQ....GIVE HIM THE PRESIDENCY OF IRAQ AND PULL OUR TROOPS HOME....
gt at 10:38AM on Sep 21st 2007
3. Chuck Norris can out-bad-ass your mom.
Seth at 11:19AM on Sep 21st 2007
4. You can check out his weekly column article archive at http://worldnetdaily.com/news/archives.asp?AUTHOR_ID=274
Ricky Andrews at 9:41AM on Sep 22nd 2007