No, it's not 1996 again. It's 2007, and the Clintons find themselves in another fund-raising scandal, this time with a boy named Hsu (sorry...). Here's Hillary's
original statement when the nation found out that Norman Hsu (her longtime friend and donor) was under the
spotlight for funneling donations to Hillary and other Democrats using straw donors:
"Norman Hsu is a longtime and generous supporter of the Democratic Party and its candidates, including Sen. Clinton," Howard Wolfson, a spokesman for the campaign, said Tuesday. "During Mr. Hsu's many years of active participation in the political process, there has been no question about his integrity or his commitment to playing by the rules, and we have absolutely no reason to call his contributions into question or to return them."
A statement like that from any of the Clintons is like the kiss of death. Of course we then immediately found out that Norman Hsu was a wanted felon, so Hillary (professing to be shocked) decided to give the money her campaign got directly from Hsu to charity. Following up on that story, it came out that Hsu was also responsible for bundling about $850,000 of donations to Hill's campaign. That's a real problem - according to the
original story in the Wall Street Journal, some of those Hillary donors don't really have the means to donate the extravagant sums of money they did to Democratic candidates - so much so that the Feds have opened an investigation into this.
That's all odd enough, but as with all Clinton stories, it does manage to get stranger. Hsu turned himself in to authorities in California, and posts $2 million of his own money in bail. He then skips town, forfeiting the funds, and is found on a train after apparently attempting to commit suicide. Meanwhile, we find out that Hsu's also responsible for a
missing $40 million - given to him recently in an investment scheme. The question now is how much of the $850,000 bundled by Hsu and given to Hillary's campaign is embezzled funds?
Most people, at this point, would just give up and return all of the funds to Hsu's donors, and make the list of donors available to both the public and the authorities. But that's not Hillary's style. She's decided to hide the names of the bundled donors, and will
re-accept the donated funds in question as long as the donors sign an affidavit signifying that the money is theirs. Thus guaranteeing more legs for this story.
Ah, Hillary. I knew I could count on you...