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Filed under: Ron Paul, Primaries, Conventions, Republican Convention
A count of missing delegate ballots from Nevada's Republican convention last year concluded with a surprising result. It turns out three delegates supporting Rep. Ron Paul should have been sent from the Silver State to the national GOP convention in Minneapolis. The result has no bearing on Nevada's role in nominating John McCain as the GOP candidate for president, the Reno Gazette-Journal reported. But a group of discontented Republicans who fought for the count say it's vindication for what they've been claiming all along: Ron Paul, who ran as an independent before dropping out in June, deserved a voice at the national convention.
For 18 months Paul supporters demanded the remaining ballots be counted, stoking divisions within the Nevada Republican party. The count was finally made Friday and it was determined that delegates supporting Paul should have represented the 2nd District in Minneapolis.
"It's good to get it done," Paul supporter Wayne Terhune told the Gazette-Journal. "It's nice to be vindicated. The fact the three Ron Paul people won, indicates that might have been the reason they shut down the convention. Now it's done. We can put it behind us."
Filed under: John McCain, Joe Biden, 2008 President, Republican Convention, Sarah Palin, Woman Up
This is embarrassingly shallow, but the woman on the GOP ticket was also more interesting to cover because she was a giant celebrity, unusually attractive and, with the help of doppelganger comic styling by Tina Fey, hugely quotable. We were groupies. From the moment the press corps and most of the country met the VP candidate at the Republican convention in St. Paul, we were hooked by her unusual background, her natural public speaking ability, and, for tabloid fans, the most oddball press release of any budding ticket in history.
Filed under: Rudy Giuliani, Fred Thompson, Featured Stories, Mitt Romney, Religion, 2008 President, Gay Rights, Terror, Ken Layne's Outrage, Republican Convention, Sarah Palin
Let's see, boarding passes are printed, luggage is packed, dog's at the kennel, crazy neighbor knows to shoot trespassers on sight .... What else? Ah, right, the Year In Review column! It's the proudest tradition in American Journalism, when your Main Stream Media gatekeepers throw together a quick retrospective of whatever happened during the year, before we all take off for a long winter vacation -- no "Christmas" for us, thanks! We're the media, after all.We shall not soon forget this year that's almost over, 2008. Not until early 2009, anyway, when the real horror begins.
So let's sit back while we can still afford computers, and chairs, and enjoy a comical collection of the year's biggest, lamest failures. From snarling rat-faced would-be terror-dictator Rudy Giuliani to snarling snowbilly doofus Sarah Palin, this was truly the year when (GOP) Hope was Crushed.
Fred Thompson: Oh lord, this guy. The Republicans' chances were so absurdly dismal in '08 that somebody (Bill Kristol is usually behind these dumbo ideas) decided the last best Hope of the Grand Old Party was this lazy-ass old Southern Plantation Gentleman with his Gucci slippers and Trophy Wife and negative IQ. Why? Because he was on the TeeVee, of course! Sadly, he wasn't on Hee-Haw or NASCAR, so GOP primary voters had never heard of him.
Lesson Learned: If you're going to save your ridiculous redneck part of your rich-people party with an actor from the television, some fancy law program with big words is probably not the place to find your savior.
Mitt Romney: Sure, he's vain and elitist and the liberal ex-governor of Taxachusetts and, probably, an android. Sure, he speaks French and used to have about $250 million, before his failed campaign and the stock market collapse took most of his money. But Mitt's greatest sin was his religion, Mormonism. He could not prove to these people, these GOP primary voters, that he was a for-real Jesus Freak, because he belonged to this scary religion ... possibly the same scary religion practiced by old what's his name, Osama bin Laden!
Lesson Learned: If you're going to run a Mormon candidate and win the Evangelicals, do your Mormon-financed anti-gay marriage campaign first.
Rudy Giuliani: Speaking of gays, this smug crook actually lived with a bunch of homosexual men, in New York, recently! He also liked to dress up like various ladies and sing show tunes. Also, this is the dumb jerk who built his emergency headquarters IN THE WORLD TRADE CENTER, which had already been bombed by terrorists. And while America was grieving the 9/11 dead, Rudy was canoodling with his mistress on the NYPD's tab! Rudy made the New York police chauffeur this woman around Manhattan and up to the Hamptons, as rancid smoke poured out of Ground Zero! He divorced one of his wives on the teevee news! His own children wouldn't endorse his candidacy.
Lesson Learned: There are some things not even Republicans will tolerate.
Sarah Palin: Is she really gone? The Guardian Angel of Comedy looked down upon America last summer and said, "Yea, verily, you people are screwed. If any nation ever needed two months of non-stop laughs, it is you people, you sad losers." And lo, Sarah Palin appeared. We will never see her kind again. How dumb is Sarah Palin? She makes Fred Thompson look smart, that's how dumb!But anybody can be dumb -- most people are, in fact. Palin's superpower was her insane ambition and boundless thievery. This is a person who charged Alaskan taxpayers a per diem so she could sleep at her own house! When the wealthy old GOP donors cut off her $300,000 shopping spree, she made her own staff pay for her luxury clothes, on their personal credit cards!
Lesson Learned: None. She'll be back, probably as the 2012 candidate for whatever dingbat fringe party will have her on the ticket. She is absolutely convinced she'll be president of something, eventually.
Ken Layne is an East Coast Republican scholar who regularly attends Georgetown cocktail parties with other Moderate Conservative Rich People who are actually competent, which is why they all work for the Obama Administration, now. He is Executive Editor of Wonkette, a foreign policy quarterly.
Filed under: Republicans, Republican Convention
The race for chairmanship of the Republican National Committee (RNC) just got more crowded. Current chairman, Mike Duncan, announced he is seeking another two-year term.
In an e-mail to RNC members, Duncan said, this morning, he was optimistic about the future of the GOP. He added he was "proud of RNC accomplishments in fund raising, technology and grassroots in the past two years."
In the first series of post-election tests, Republicans swept three straight special elections. This includes the Georgia U.S. Senate seat and Louisiana's 2nd and 4th congressional districts. Current indications for the re-election of Norm Coleman to the U.S. Senate in Minnesota remain positive.
However, during Duncan's tenure at the RNC, Republicans lost the White House, 7 U.S. Senate seats, and 20 Congressional districts at the federal level. In the last two elections, the GOP has lost 50 congressional seats.
The RNC chairman election will be held Jan 28-31, in Washington, D.C. during its RNC winter meeting.
Previously announced candidates include Saul Anuzis, Michigan GOP chairman and former CEO of a tech start-up; Katon Dawson, South Carolina state GOP chairman and former auto salesman; Chip Saltsman, campaign manager for Mike Huckabee and former Tennessee GOP chairman; and Michael Steele, chairman of GOPAC, former Lt. Governor of Maryland.
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