So James Cameron has a big press conference scheduled for Monday to announce that he has proof that Jesus was never resurrected. Is the Titanic director just trying to steal focus since he wasn't included in the Best Director presenters clique at Sunday's Oscars? Debunking the central tenet of a world religion seems like a long way to go for vanity's sake. (Don't let that man anywhere near Mohammed's tomb in Medina or we'll all pay.)

In other news, I deleted an earlier entry about Dannielynn Smith-(Marshall? Stern? Birkhead? Gabor? Federline? Windsor? Cosby?) getting her own reality show on Nickelodeon in a few years. I meant no disrespect to an innocent child. Sympathy for this already exploited infant is one of the only two emotions that everyone observing this spectacle shares - aside from revulsion at Anna's heartless mother, Virgie Arthur.