the video obit played at the end of a loser's "journey". The contestant looks pale and zitty at their first local audition, when they walk into the small conference room at the Birmingham, Alabama Ramada Inn, lit poorly by fluorescent lights from above. By the time the obit plays to the strains of "I'm Goin' Home," the contestant has a healthy Peach Pit glow.But the more startling changes happen season-to-season. We all remember Clay Aiken emerging from behind at last year's finale, looking like k.d. lang, to greet his desperate doppelganger, Michael Sandecki (aka Clay Faiken), while both sang "Don't Let The Sun Shine Down On Me." Sandecki became crazed. I wasn't sure if he was going to kiss Clay - or try to stab him. It was a terrifying "Single White Idol" moment. Luckily the robotic Ryan efficiently straitjacketed Sandecki and Clay was safe. (While being carted off afterward, Sandecki was heard pining, "I've always depended on the kindness of Seacrest.")
But Clay's transformation has been eclipsed by two others this year: Kellie Pickler's astonishing new jugs. And Elliott Yamin's new teeth, aka The White Cliffs of Dover.
So...
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selkvnmnrv at 10:18AM on Jan 24th 2009
2. Clay's makeover was fantastic. He still looks good. Elliott's teeth however should be a little smaller! That's all you see when he opens his mouth. As for Kelly - well I can assure you her makeover was very profitable!
Shaw at 1:28PM on May 17th 2007
3. I dont know....im so used to seeing Elliot's teeth messed up that his new ones just dont look right. Im sure eventually they will once you get used to em.
MrsMoRocca at 2:53PM on May 17th 2007
4. I think the Elliott's Teeth are the better enhansement. His teeth were pretty messed up. Kelly was a Blond Bimbo to begain with and now that they took her brain and pumped it into her breast... the same is still true.
Ray at 3:09PM on May 17th 2007
5. Kelly's boobs look like Dolly Partons and Elliot could mountain climb with those teeth
diane babcock at 4:00PM on May 17th 2007
6. Kellys boobs look like Dolly Partins and Elliot could mountain climb without a hook with those teeth
brie at 4:02PM on May 17th 2007
7. I vote elliott. I think the teeth looked good but his voice will carry him a long way. Kellie always wanted to be Dolly and I guess this was the first step. But her annoying personality and soso voice will make her a one CD wonder.
CK at 4:34PM on May 17th 2007
8. Dear Mo,
Can you please stop writing about AI? It's such a turn off.
Vanessa at 5:14PM on May 17th 2007
9. Mo.....How much longer are you going to be in "Spelling Bee?"?
p.s. always and forever a hottie!
~Jasmine~
MrsMoRocca at 6:07PM on May 17th 2007
10. Elliott's teeth however should be a little smaller! They are also a bit too long. He doesn't seem to be able to close his mouth comfortable. Next he'll have jaw problems
Oak at 8:46AM on May 18th 2007
11. no contest love Kelly's BREAST
Perry at 8:09AM on May 18th 2007
12. Dear Mo,
Can you please keep writing about AI? It's such a turn on.
NoKidding at 5:22PM on Jul 8th 2007
13. Teeth are too white and big. Boobs are not too big. I vote for the boobs.
Ms Lucie at 4:44PM on May 18th 2007
14. Change your glasses Mo, I don't see any resemblance between Lang and Aiken. Unless you are just trying to slam him with that backhand of yours.
Les Fenwick at 5:35PM on May 18th 2007
15. whoever got a hold on Pickler should be ashamed of themselves they took a different sweet girl into a clown what a mess
calamity jane at 8:09AM on May 19th 2007