Dude Pees Like A Lady
The comments section is intended as a forum, a safe haven, for all of us to share how we and the people close to us pee.
How we pee is an essential part of the fabric of how we live. It seems as if there are fewer and fewer ties that bind us these days. Barely half of us vote, more and more of us live in gated communities, our city parks no longer what they were. Schools don't even teach civics anymore.
But all of us pee. Is the way in which a person pees a clue to character, a window into that person's soul? I think so. But not for the obvious reason. I don't believe, as so many do, that a man that pees like a lady is weak.
Rather I believe that the very admission by a man that he pees like a lady shows vulnerability ... humanity. (As someone might very well say one day, "To pee like a lady is Human, to admit it Divine.")
So open up, let your pants down. You'll find that you're not alone.
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3. This has got to be the most ridiculous question I have seen on any blog(my opinion is bloggers are idiots with way to much time on their hands and there opinions leave much to be desired). So what if you sit and go to the bathroom...PEE LIKE A LADY! This person needs a reality check. Maybe he does and wants to justify his actions due to his fantasy to be one.
PERRY at 10:43AM on Jul 13th 2007
4. Funny...one of the most macho guys I know pees sitting down, "like a lady" and he's testosterone all the way, baby!
Amy E. at 10:59AM on Jul 13th 2007
5. Well Mo, I'll be the first in response to admit that I have urinated like a female. Usually it's when I'm incredibly drunk that standing has become too much of an added task to be coupled along with urination. Otherwise, I can't recall very often that I've urinated in a seated position aside from being inebriated. Perhaps out of downright fatigue I might but usually I am bipedal and upright in the daily expulsion of bodily fluids from my bladder.
Not afraid to admit the truth,
Your friend, Blayze “Shaggy” O’Brien from the Bee
bobrien at 11:05AM on Jul 13th 2007
6. Points to consider in the bathroom:
Gentlemen, its shorter than you think.
We aim to please, you aim too, please!
Ladies, please stay sitted until the operation is over.
(with these in mind, who cares who sits and who stands? It would be more weird if a chic peed standing!!!)
Shedi Dills at 12:31PM on Jul 15th 2007
7. Yeah, I sit. Been doing it for years. Get over it. Standing to peepee is messy. It always splatters, sometimes drips and sometimes misses. You're risking getting an embarrassing spot on your pants. For what? Because somebody else says it's macho to stand and girly to sit? Grow up. Do whatever works!
Rick at 11:15AM on Jul 13th 2007
8. peeing like a lady is he most sexy thing a guy could do. They are not the ones that have to clean up the mess when their aim is off...and theres no fights over who left the seat up....
a girl at 11:22AM on Jul 13th 2007
9. i sit all the time. i'm a lazy dude.
jjbings at 11:57AM on Jul 13th 2007
10. Mo, you're hilarious. I totally support this. In fact I require it of my male guests at parties. I like to clean my bathroom before the guests arrive, not after they leave. It's a tidy way of living.
Preston Smith at 12:09PM on Jul 13th 2007
11. Man, you have GOT to be kidding! What a stupid subject matter! MOST of the men in my family and MANY friends sit down on a toilet, reserving standing for a urinal. As my mother puts it, "If you want to stand at the toilet, YOU clean up the splatter!" 'Nough said.
berford at 12:30PM on Jul 13th 2007
12. Peeing like a lady? My man is no lady, but he pees sitting all the time. Why, because it is comfortable and he pees for days,ok. The only thing he says that he does not like about it, his dong, is too long and he has to do a slight bend. Hat's off to all the men that do the squat!
Moe at 12:33PM on Jul 13th 2007
13. Hell yeah!! It's easy and comfortable and not messy! By the way, Mo, you're hilarious!!
buddha at 12:43PM on Jul 13th 2007
14. Hey Perry, your comments aren't very friendly, and are, I might add, a hair phobic, if you don't mind my saying. Mo Rocca happens to be one of the more intelligent, and funny, people blogging, writing, and talking out there. I don't love potty humor, either, but cut him some slack.
And as an aside, as a woman, I gotta say I'm a little offended by your insinuation that envying women is a bad thing. By and large, we're okay, and a whole hell of a lot less messy then men. Kisses.
Paige at 12:53PM on Jul 13th 2007
15. Don't get this one..I always pee standing up unless I am sitting down to do #2..assumed all guys were the same..I am naive, apparently.
David S. at 12:54PM on Jul 13th 2007