Billionaire Caught With Sex Cave

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Billionaire Caught With Sex Cave

Posted Jul 21st 2007 6:55PM by Cenk Uygur
Filed under: Young Turks, Drugs, Bizarre, Sex

I love this story. I know I'm not supposed to. But come on, doesn't every man at some point dream of having his own sex lair?

According to court documents, computer chip magnate Henry T. Nicholas III ordered an extensive underground bunker built under his house in Laguna Hills, specifically to be used for hookers and drugs. The documents allege that the dot com billionaire would fly in prostitutes from Chicago, Las Vegas, Los Angeles and New Orleans. New Orleans? Did the other three cities not cover it?

Now, ignore the fact that he's married, this is illegal and it's whores, and you have a pretty fun story. Who doesn't want to build a $30 million bunker where there are no rules?If it was me, I wouldn't waste my time with the drugs, apparently cocaine and ecstasy in this case. I'd want to concentrate on the other activities mentioned. I didn't build a multi-million dollar sex cave to spend all my time stoned down there. Besides flying in hookers from Chicago can get pricey, I'd want to enjoy the moment.

Here's another part I love -- he got busted for building without a permit because he tried to rush most of the job in a a week. Why? Because he took his wife for a vacation to Hawaii for a week and wanted it to be done before they got back. This guy is both a genius and an idiot. If you're going to bother with all this, just get a divorce dude.

Plus, if you're a billionaire and can't get laid on your own, maybe you're not as smart as advertised.

Dumb move #2: Get into a contract dispute with the guy who built the underground sex cave for you. You didn't think he might hold this over your head? On the other hand, if you're loaded on coke and hookers 24-7, all of this might escape your attention.

Now, since there is a court dispute here, it's impossible to know how true these allegations are. But there is a cave under his house. His wife did divorce him. And there are two different people suing him with the same story. It could be that they coordinated with each other or copied one another to make it more believable. Or it could be that they said the cave is for sex and hookers because it is, and that's why his wife divorced him (after catching him in the cave with a hooker apparently).

Now, if I was Nicholas, I'd just own it. He's single now anyway. Just fess up to it and say that's how you roll. I'd say, "Yeah, that's how I do. What are you going to about it?"

What business is it of anyone else? He's not a politician, he's not a hypocrite. He's just living large. Come on man, don't let that cave go to waste. Don't just do it for yourself, do it for all of us who've ever dreamed of our own underground sex bunker. Live the dream, man.

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1. I'm working on my own cave Cenk.. Thanks for this story, I best get my building permits in order in order to avoid this type of media attention. The beauty is, I am so handsome I don't need to pay the women to be there, they even bring their own drugs. I will probably have to hire bouncers to ensure to stand at the door.

Jeff at 7:16PM on Jul 18th 2007

2. I love this story. It was one of the best I've read in a long time. Most news stories are bummers but this was great!!! I just wish I was young enough to be one of those hookers. I bet they got paid thousands each.

jae at 11:07PM on Jul 18th 2007

3. Wait until you hear the George Papadopoulos story!

hairdisc at 11:11PM on Jul 18th 2007

4. if i was filthy rich, the last thing i want is unnecessary publicity. i will just go away and you'll never see me again. as for hookers, i'll go another country for this funny business. it doesn't have to be a cave. you need air to come back up.

me gorilla at 11:31PM on Jul 18th 2007

5. Why is this such a shocker? All billionaires have "sex caves." Why, Ross Perot has Margot trussed up in stirrups on a birdseye maple table from Monticello. Bill Gates is boinking a restrained Melinda on a vintage Joan Crawford lucite dining table in their underground lair. Osama bin Laden is anally plowing an effeminate and inebriated George W. Bush at this very moment in a White House tunnel. Just get over it. Cheers!

Bubba S. at 2:51AM on Jul 19th 2007

6. So, was the theory here that his wife would be so happy from the vacation that she wouldn't notice the sex cave under the house? I want to know how you enter it. Like she wouldn't see when he slipped away behind the grandfather clock? This guy is like a deviant Batman.

Hunter at 3:53AM on Jul 19th 2007

7. I can hear the B 52's song in my head with 'sex cave' replacing the 'love shack' lyric

James F. Hill at 11:27PM on Sep 4th 2007

8. He MUST be a Republican! I'll bet he's invited Ann Coultergeist to the cave.

DanV at 4:45PM on Jul 19th 2007

9. Good for him. He should've simply divorced his wife , given her the 30 million and played around upstairs.

The Truth at 12:38AM on Jul 20th 2007

10. Wow, how sad has society become when this is the dream? Nothing noble or self sacrificing, but a sex cave with hookers? And for some reason this is looked at in a positive light as living "the dream." What a life/dream wasted. No wonder the child sex trafficing is so popular all over the world...all a poor man has to do is buy a twelve year old and put her under his house.

kirk at 5:01PM on Jul 19th 2007

11. I'm working on my own cave to store a nice collection of Cabana boys!

E at 5:51PM on Jul 19th 2007

12. Thats so pathetic, get a life, sad you cant get laid on your own.

truth at 6:11PM on Jul 19th 2007

13. The man had "The Batcave Of Booty" constructed under his stately manor. That's pervert and deviant and yet, God help me, strangely appealing.

J.T. at 7:27PM on Jul 19th 2007

14. Wow. That really puts my "Crawlspace of Cuddling" plans to shame.

Scott at 7:41PM on Jul 19th 2007

15. Oh lighten up. Who wouldn't want their very own underground bunker just for sex?

Darren at 8:38PM on Jul 19th 2007

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