I love this story. I know I'm not supposed to. But come on, doesn't every man at some point dream of having his own sex lair?
According to court documents, computer chip magnate Henry T. Nicholas III ordered an extensive underground bunker built under his house in Laguna Hills, specifically to be used for hookers and drugs. The documents allege that the dot com billionaire would fly in prostitutes from Chicago, Las Vegas, Los Angeles and New Orleans. New Orleans? Did the other three cities not cover it?
Now, ignore the fact that he's married, this is illegal and it's whores, and you have a pretty fun story. Who doesn't want to build a $30 million bunker where there are no rules?If it was me, I wouldn't waste my time with the drugs, apparently cocaine and ecstasy in this case. I'd want to concentrate on the other activities mentioned. I didn't build a multi-million dollar sex cave to spend all my time stoned down there. Besides flying in hookers from Chicago can get pricey, I'd want to enjoy the moment.
Here's another part I love -- he got busted for building without a permit because he tried to rush most of the job in a a week. Why? Because he took his wife for a vacation to Hawaii for a week and wanted it to be done before they got back. This guy is both a genius and an idiot. If you're going to bother with all this, just get a divorce dude.
Plus, if you're a billionaire and can't get laid on your own, maybe you're not as smart as advertised.
Dumb move #2: Get into a contract dispute with the guy who built the underground sex cave for you. You didn't think he might hold this over your head? On the other hand, if you're loaded on coke and hookers 24-7, all of this might escape your attention.
Now, since there is a court dispute here, it's impossible to know how true these allegations are. But there is a cave under his house. His wife did divorce him. And there are two different people suing him with the same story. It could be that they coordinated with each other or copied one another to make it more believable. Or it could be that they said the cave is for sex and hookers because it is, and that's why his wife divorced him (after catching him in the cave with a hooker apparently).
Now, if I was Nicholas, I'd just own it. He's single now anyway. Just fess up to it and say that's how you roll. I'd say, "Yeah, that's how I do. What are you going to about it?"
What business is it of anyone else? He's not a politician, he's not a hypocrite. He's just living large. Come on man, don't let that cave go to waste. Don't just do it for yourself, do it for all of us who've ever dreamed of our own underground sex bunker. Live the dream, man.
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16. Henry T. Nicholas III might be a deviant and pervert, but he’s single-handedly helping to boost the economy. With new housing starts down, the man is keeping building contractors busy, not to mention independent sex contactors and members of the recreational pharmaceutical industry. And am I the only one who finds it truly refreshing when people don’t outsource overseas, particularly when it comes to whores and drugs? The last thing we need is to have hookers brought over from the Czech Republic and blow straight from Columbia. In fact, I would go so far as to say that the man is a hero and should be lauded for keeping jobs right here in the good old USA instead of shamed for his natural—and very understandable—desire to have a prostitutes and illegal narcotics neatly contained in a subterranean love bunker.
Joe at 9:38PM on Jul 19th 2007
17. That much money could feed the starving children in the United States. I am not impressed, even a little bit. No, not every man dreams of having a secret lair filled with drugs and hookers. A few of us had decent parents who helped us set more lofty goals. But look here at all the losers who are wishing they could be this fellow and live his life of debauchery and filth. I would rather cut my willy off than stick it in some filthy whore no matter how hot she is. Inside her gash is a thick wad of crap left over from how many men before? Does not sound tempting to me. Give me a wholesome gal who can cook and play poker and is happy growing old by my side. That would be worth 30 million to me.
Steven Parker at 10:24PM on Jul 19th 2007
18. Like brother author said, do it for all of us that NEED love caves...you are free now (or soon) turn this into a window for anyone who likes the view! The rest of you haters got three more fingers pointing bach, ha!
Shniiggy at 10:39PM on Jul 19th 2007
19. $30 million. It might sound like a lot. But, have you ever tried to get a contractor to finish ANYTHING in a week?
Bobby G at 11:15PM on Jul 19th 2007
20. Finally, something we agree on. LOL
Wally Lind at 11:23PM on Jul 19th 2007
21. Steven Parker: kiss my fucking ass. You're a loser.
The Truth at 2:02AM on Jul 20th 2007
22. Steven Parker, you're awesome! A refreshing bit of truth!
Amanda at 4:28AM on Jul 20th 2007
23. why build your secret sex cave under your house with your wife living there?
find an isolated building site dummy
NED F at 7:10AM on Jul 20th 2007
24. I agree with Joe. This guy is helping the economy. Notice he included New Orleans. The people of that city need to get back to work and he was kind enough to ensure some of the "work" went to them. Give that man a humanitarian award.
pmack169 at 4:10PM on Jul 21st 2007
25. The sad thing is this give all those wierdos....the ones that like kids and other extremely deviant behavior the idea of not only a sex cave but a slave cave. SAD SAD SAD....all you perverts get a life!
Vanessa at 11:50AM on Jul 20th 2007
26. This is sick. The man needs serious help. And I'm sure he is a hypocrite - most wedding vows exclude this type of behavior.
Mr. G. at 1:10PM on Jul 20th 2007
27. Stephen Parker- If I were not already attached to a different monogamous good man I would totally be asking for your number...I do have some single freinds that seem to have a habit of ending up with morons like the guys that envy this pervert, maybe I could get your number for them.
Oh- and to the guys who want all the whores they can handle- how will you ever get a real woman if your penis is covered in sores and you have got HIV- guess whores is all you get for your entire life.
Stephanie at 1:14PM on Jul 20th 2007
28. What a dumb ass! $30 Million? for that he could have flown to Vegas every day and purchased all the hookers and drugs he wanted. And gotten away with it! And what billionaire can't get a women? I mean, come on!
mcreager at 1:51PM on Jul 20th 2007
29. All the power to yah Mr.Parker, Kirk and the like. For all the rest of
yah, you need to get some morals. I can't wait to knock on all your
doors and hall you down to prison where all the monsters belong. Low
life's like you contribute to the horrific sex trade, weather its'
domestic or foreign. You think all these prostitutes chose their
profession if you want to call it that. More than the majority are
forced into it and are to afraid to get out of it, but just incase
they get the bravery to try to escape their handlers get them hooked
on drugs and threaten their loved ones. You’re a bunch of idiots who
need a lot of education on this subject. Its’ About time you cowards get some self esteem and do the right thing for once in your life and
make the world a better place. Would any of you cowards get kick out
of knowing a piece of sh-- pimp tricked your sister or cousin into
traveling across country with him for a better life. Only to be
separated from the people she knew, so it (pimp) could turn her into
a stripper on her way to be a sex slave? Actually, you low lives
probably would like that. Enjoy you journey to hell a--holes.
Get a Clue at 2:13PM on Jul 20th 2007
30. Billionaire caught with a question regarding life. He has a lot of possessions and his encounter was not with a sex cave, but as follows:
Now behold, one came and said to Him, "Good Teacher, what good thing shall I do that I may have eternal life?" Jesus said, "Why do you call Me good? No one is good but One, that is, God. But if you want to enter into life, keep the commandments." He replied, “Which ones?
Jesus said, "'You shall not murder,' 'You shall not commit adultery,' 'You shall not steal,'
You shall not bear false witness,' 'Honor your father and your mother,' and, 'You shall love your neighbor as yourself.'
He replied, "All these things I have kept from my youth. What do I still lack?"
Jesus said, "If you want to be perfect, go, sell what you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow Me." The young man went away sorrowful for he had great possessions.
Comment:
We have some who are considered Good Teacher but do not understand that “no one is good but One, that is, God.” If you want life and eternal life, it takes more than being good and keeping the commandments. You have to “give it all up” for Jesus who is first in your life and then you will have treasure in heaven.
Alan Klaus at 2:52PM on Jul 20th 2007