I love this story. I know I'm not supposed to. But come on, doesn't every man at some point dream of having his own sex lair?
According to court documents, computer chip magnate Henry T. Nicholas III ordered an extensive underground bunker built under his house in Laguna Hills, specifically to be used for hookers and drugs. The documents allege that the dot com billionaire would fly in prostitutes from Chicago, Las Vegas, Los Angeles and New Orleans. New Orleans? Did the other three cities not cover it?
Now, ignore the fact that he's married, this is illegal and it's whores, and you have a pretty fun story. Who doesn't want to build a $30 million bunker where there are no rules?If it was me, I wouldn't waste my time with the drugs, apparently cocaine and ecstasy in this case. I'd want to concentrate on the other activities mentioned. I didn't build a multi-million dollar sex cave to spend all my time stoned down there. Besides flying in hookers from Chicago can get pricey, I'd want to enjoy the moment.
Here's another part I love -- he got busted for building without a permit because he tried to rush most of the job in a a week. Why? Because he took his wife for a vacation to Hawaii for a week and wanted it to be done before they got back. This guy is both a genius and an idiot. If you're going to bother with all this, just get a divorce dude.
Plus, if you're a billionaire and can't get laid on your own, maybe you're not as smart as advertised.
Dumb move #2: Get into a contract dispute with the guy who built the underground sex cave for you. You didn't think he might hold this over your head? On the other hand, if you're loaded on coke and hookers 24-7, all of this might escape your attention.
Now, since there is a court dispute here, it's impossible to know how true these allegations are. But there is a cave under his house. His wife did divorce him. And there are two different people suing him with the same story. It could be that they coordinated with each other or copied one another to make it more believable. Or it could be that they said the cave is for sex and hookers because it is, and that's why his wife divorced him (after catching him in the cave with a hooker apparently).
Now, if I was Nicholas, I'd just own it. He's single now anyway. Just fess up to it and say that's how you roll. I'd say, "Yeah, that's how I do. What are you going to about it?"
What business is it of anyone else? He's not a politician, he's not a hypocrite. He's just living large. Come on man, don't let that cave go to waste. Don't just do it for yourself, do it for all of us who've ever dreamed of our own underground sex bunker. Live the dream, man.
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46. Wait--they caught Batman?
david at 4:00AM on Jul 22nd 2007
47. So DanV, you say he must be a Republican, think again. More like a Democrat, Kennedy, Clinton they seem to be the ones who love to cheat on their wives. But they didn't have a cave. Just the White House!
Lynn at 3:55AM on Jul 24th 2007
48. if this doesn't sound like a bunch of cartoon character's, i don't know what does. c'mon, sex even becomes old and boring after one can get it so easily and if drugs are so available, well, the next phase from that is overdose and death. now, how much fun can all of this really be? if i were super rich, sex wouldn't be topmost on my mind. drugs are out, i never did and never will do them. i don't drink alcohol either. i'd buy lots of land and fill it with homeless animals, pay people's bills, help with illness, do great things for all. most rich people suck!! i wouldn't suck.
Jossy at 9:23PM on Jul 21st 2007
49. Time is fast approaching for our President to shut down the internet and declare martial law.
The alternative? loss of our Republic.
Fred at 9:53PM on Jul 21st 2007
50. How many of your readers know you transmit on Air America? I thought they went broke. Must pay you the big bucks...or are you paid by you know who?
Stay free!!...flr
Fred at 9:55PM on Jul 21st 2007
51. Come and get me.
Fred at 9:55PM on Jul 21st 2007
52. LMAO I keep thinking, yeah and the right thinks homosexuals are deviants. Something tells me, the homo hating hetros need to reigh in their own, then worry about the gay/lesbian community.
Mackie at 10:50AM on Jul 22nd 2007
53. People that say "it's pathetic you can't get laid on your own" are idiots. Of course he can. I'm sure the first time he boned his wife it was on his own. He is a billionaire though so he doesn't need to waste the time and effort on going out and finding a woman of his standards and then having to talk with her to convince her to come back to his place. Then after sex he doesn't have to worry about her getting pregnant or emotionally attached. Whores are great. If only there were more of them.
peter gozinya at 5:56PM on Aug 16th 2007
54. Please do not be deceived folks. Caves/dungeons under peoples houses are use for human slavery and bondage against the captives will. Yes slavery is alive and well in America. It is controlled by secret organizations which are well known. Mainly middle aged woman who are on the run are kidnapped as they are less likely to be missed.They get them hooked on drugs to do their bidding.When they are too old or stop doing as told they are shot,dismembered and placed in incenoraters. How prestigious!
likeashackinup at 6:59PM on Jul 22nd 2007
55. Um, likeashackinup...how can a "secret organization" be "well known?" That is called an oxymoron. And why would the men want middle-aged women? With the number of children and teens who go missing every year, depraved billionaires would not be stocking up on expired toys.
Guys, don't kid yourselves. Hookers are a mess. They were most like sexually abused by a family member or trusted adult when they were children. Most are addicted to drugs and alcohol, and ALL of them have some form of STD!
Higher-class "escorts" who are managed through expensive services are a safer bet as they receive medical care and take safe sex very seriously. They are frequently college students who were sexually abused by a family member or trusted adult as children.
People who sell sex do not enjoy sex. For them, it's just another day at work, except with the added excitement of possibly being beaten, robbed or murdered.
There are much better things to spend money on.
Fred...you are a nutjob.
Steven Parker...you are a dreamboat.
Dede at 8:33PM on Jul 22nd 2007
56. Hey 'Get a Clue'.....what's wrong, did someone forget to tell your sister not to run off with nasty strangers, or how to use a phone?
You're an IDIOT.
rsv at 10:53PM on Jul 22nd 2007
57. I feel sorry for his wife. I wonder how he was going to explain it to her. "Oh, honey, these hookers must have wandered in here on their own. Oh and just disregard the flashing neon sign that says 'SEX CAVE' on the front door of our house with arrows giving directions!"
beth at 11:28PM on Jul 22nd 2007
58. KIRK YOU SAID IT!! AGREED...how pathetic..
are these PPL all about grinding,,that only fills you to an extent then what?..thats why PPL ARE getting sicker & sicker in the head...what a waste of time,money,,& oh yeah..your well being & health...hookers??? HOW NASTY...A BILLIONARE WITH MAYBE G-WARTS OR AIDS?!! HOW STUPID
("8. Wow, how sad has society become when this is the dream? Nothing noble or self sacrificing, but a sex cave with hookers? And for some reason this is looked at in a positive light as living "the dream." What a life/dream wasted. No wonder the child sex trafficing is so popular all over the world...all a poor man has to do is buy a twelve year old and put her under his house."
~~~by kirk)
SRM at 12:38AM on Jul 23rd 2007
59. Mr. NIC should URGENT report right now to my spiritual boot camp "WILD SIDE PROCESSOR"> at the above e- mail address at my space!
I will be easier with the FINE...sin!:)-
GOD WAS INDEED WATCHING! ...he he he....
PS: Just make sure no minors... ok!
Ely Bahiana The Voodoo Queen of HOLLYWOOD at 11:33AM on Jul 25th 2007
60. They promoted family values while CEO Robert Schuster and Peter Fienstein were using the corp AMEx cards to buy sex for brokers and investors. Many of us lost our life savings in Country Star while these pathological men spent moeny on sex and sex clubs. The SEC has doen nothing. Dan Rubin revealed to me and Robert the many abuses taking place. Dan Purjes / Joespthal Brokers and other went on a stock selling trip which was actually a pay off Schuster told me. These men took lovers and bought sex on the trip and had 8,000 dinners in Paris. Schuster learned to have sex only by purchase. This is common. He is not a capable of romantic sex. Most men who buy sex have an end organ addiction and can only have mechanical sex to get off. These are not overly sexed men they are pathological whose see life in terms of wealth and material objects. Many have character disorders and can not change even with therapy. Most wives stay with these sickos because these men use their money as revenge against anyone who would expose them. My book Taboo covers so much of this ....this is not about intimacy or romantic sex . This is more like mastrubation that costs alot of money. I went to the sex clubs Robert went to and meet the women. Most are gay. They called Robert Mr. Magoo and saw him as a mark. This is very sad because the children and women are messed up big time. I had to learn about this stuff to get out of the marriage and have a real life . ANy men think this is cool need help. Being a liar and cheat is what you are ...wealthy does not make you better . Your still a loser. And society and the SEC needs to clean up that world . Wealthy men should not be allowed to steal so much and be so unethical. More
v hufnagel at 7:47AM on Jul 24th 2007