I love this story. I know I'm not supposed to. But come on, doesn't every man at some point dream of having his own sex lair?
According to court documents, computer chip magnate Henry T. Nicholas III ordered an extensive underground bunker built under his house in Laguna Hills, specifically to be used for hookers and drugs. The documents allege that the dot com billionaire would fly in prostitutes from Chicago, Las Vegas, Los Angeles and New Orleans. New Orleans? Did the other three cities not cover it?
Now, ignore the fact that he's married, this is illegal and it's whores, and you have a pretty fun story. Who doesn't want to build a $30 million bunker where there are no rules?If it was me, I wouldn't waste my time with the drugs, apparently cocaine and ecstasy in this case. I'd want to concentrate on the other activities mentioned. I didn't build a multi-million dollar sex cave to spend all my time stoned down there. Besides flying in hookers from Chicago can get pricey, I'd want to enjoy the moment.
Here's another part I love -- he got busted for building without a permit because he tried to rush most of the job in a a week. Why? Because he took his wife for a vacation to Hawaii for a week and wanted it to be done before they got back. This guy is both a genius and an idiot. If you're going to bother with all this, just get a divorce dude.
Plus, if you're a billionaire and can't get laid on your own, maybe you're not as smart as advertised.
Dumb move #2: Get into a contract dispute with the guy who built the underground sex cave for you. You didn't think he might hold this over your head? On the other hand, if you're loaded on coke and hookers 24-7, all of this might escape your attention.
Now, since there is a court dispute here, it's impossible to know how true these allegations are. But there is a cave under his house. His wife did divorce him. And there are two different people suing him with the same story. It could be that they coordinated with each other or copied one another to make it more believable. Or it could be that they said the cave is for sex and hookers because it is, and that's why his wife divorced him (after catching him in the cave with a hooker apparently).
Now, if I was Nicholas, I'd just own it. He's single now anyway. Just fess up to it and say that's how you roll. I'd say, "Yeah, that's how I do. What are you going to about it?"
What business is it of anyone else? He's not a politician, he's not a hypocrite. He's just living large. Come on man, don't let that cave go to waste. Don't just do it for yourself, do it for all of us who've ever dreamed of our own underground sex bunker. Live the dream, man.
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61. They promoted family values while CEO Robert Schuster and Peter Fienstein were using the corp AMEx cards to buy sex for brokers and investors. Many of us lost our life savings in Country Star while these pathological men spent moeny on sex and sex clubs. The SEC has doen nothing. Dan Rubin revealed to me and Robert the many abuses taking place. Dan Purjes / Joespthal Brokers and other went on a stock selling trip which was actually a pay off Schuster told me. These men took lovers and bought sex on the trip and had 8,000 dinners in Paris. Schuster learned to have sex only by purchase. This is common. He is not a capable of romantic sex. Most men who buy sex have an end organ addiction and can only have mechanical sex to get off. These are not overly sexed men they are pathological whose see life in terms of wealth and material objects. Many have character disorders and can not change even with therapy. Most wives stay with these sickos because these men use their money as revenge against anyone who would expose them. My book Taboo covers so much of this ....this is not about intimacy or romantic sex . This is more like mastrubation that costs alot of money. I went to the sex clubs Robert went to and meet the women. Most are gay. They called Robert Mr. Magoo and saw him as a mark. This is very sad because the children and women are messed up big time. I had to learn about this stuff to get out of the marriage and have a real life . ANy men think this is cool need help. Being a liar and cheat is what you are ...wealthy does not make you better . Your still a loser. And society and the SEC needs to clean up that world . Wealthy men should not be allowed to steal so much and be so unethical. More
v hufnagel at 7:36AM on Jul 24th 2007
62. Robert could only get off if someone pissed or shit on him. He was into s and m. He divorced me and called me crazy so no one would believe my stories. My stories are all real and based in facts. Schuster was only capable of sex by the mistress addiction he had. He was the worse lover I ever meet. He used me as a con. I was just another con for his collection of wealth. I have uncovered an full group of men in LA all wealthy and all sicko s and women who stay with them in order to have money. The children are at risk from this pathology.
v hufnagel at 7:41AM on Jul 24th 2007
63. Can I just ask the obvious question here? Why the hell didn't he just take his wife on a TWO week vacation?? I mean he's a billionaire. They could go away for two years if they wanted to.
Radio Elvis at 9:41AM on Jul 24th 2007
64. Have you people ever heard of sexual slavery? What makes anyone thing that these hookers are being paid? They are probably being exploited. You people disgust me!
B at 1:04PM on Jul 26th 2007
65. these guys are dumbasses, open the bunker. WHat's wrong with this comment. Pushing the lack of morals and degradation of their view on society!
Go ahead, Play the "What If game". First, the guy was married and did this behind her back, what prevents this Billionare form deveating further into the darkness and raping, killing, maming, and just in general being known for being a sh!thead.
He should be acting on more of what he should stand for not what he has become, a topic of sex! THese two gentlemen think it's funny to a degree and are pushing the wrong agenda. "personally I think he can do whatever, but if it were me I would...." You jerks!
batodabone at 3:04PM on Jul 24th 2007
66. Dede...I was abused by a family member throughout my childhood and I am not a sex-hating, AIDS infested, junkie prostitute.
melissac5252 at 5:43AM on Jul 25th 2007
67. So what. The guy likes to have sex in a cave with women. I would too. I wouldn't cheat on my wife though, since I don't have one, but sex with women in a cave sounds fun. What if the media wrote a report on your personal sex life. You wouldn't like it much would you? Maybe if you are an exhibitionist you would. Most people have a kinky side, or a fetish they wouldnt' want displayed on the Internet. There's nothing wrong with 2 or more consenting adults having sex, unless it involves children, farm animals, trees, etc. The only negative here is the cheating on the spouse part, which I assume she was not ok with this. I'd be a little ticked off if I came home from work and I fell through the floor into a cave to find my girlfriend with 50 men. I don't agree with cheating. If your going to cheat, you should be discreet. Having a sex cave under your living room isn't exactly discreet. Cheerio
Bill Burrows at 7:56AM on Jul 26th 2007
68. Quick...To the Bat Cave!!!!!!
Mark at 12:37PM on Jul 26th 2007
69. This is soooo funny!!!!! I agree with Joe. At least he supported the U.S. Economy. Keep up the good work!!!! hahaha
judy at 1:16PM on Jul 26th 2007
70. that sounds like a blast. Imagine wakin up every day, takin a bitch underneath each arm, hittin a rail as long as your arm and fuckin all day. Nice
dull at 11:21PM on Jul 26th 2007
71. and if you think this guy is fuckin dirty, nasty, std infested whores, you are crazy. With bread like that he can get the most expensive bitches available and i promise you the expensive ones are clean
Hillbilly Stoner at 11:27PM on Jul 26th 2007
72. Strange that it should take such a terrible event to bring me the best laugh i have had for a while. I'm not referring to the actual story, but the posts. Joe with his
" for his natural—and very understandable—desire to have a prostitutes and illegal narcotics neatly contained in a subterranean love bunker."
and Miles Long's comment.....
whew I'm STILL chuckling.
mike at 12:42AM on Jul 27th 2007
73. Another really crazy story. Holy Gee Whiz.
Arizona Free Home Insurance Owner Quote at 1:39AM on Jul 27th 2007
74. Right on Bubba! Cheers! Hey wait a minute...how'd you get that name?
G Y. at 6:34AM on Jul 27th 2007
75. I would love it if my man had a sex cave, party every night and every day, hey maybe I will call a contractor tomorrow my mans birthday is coming up....
julie at 10:31PM on Jul 27th 2007