Miss South Carolina's Statement on Larry Craig

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Miss South Carolina's Statement on Larry Craig

Posted Aug 28th 2007 7:26PM by Mo Rocca
Filed under: Mo's Videos, Mo Rocca, Miss South Carolina, Larry Craig

Thanks everyone for the amazing Miss South Carolina Word Scramble submissions. I will be posting the five finalists soon, so that you can vote.

But now, late breaking: Miss South Carolina weighs in on the Larry Craig scandal.

(By the way, Larry Craig is a member of The Singing Senators, the Senate's boy band. The allegations should come as no surprise since Craig was always known as the Lance Bass of The Singing Senators.)

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cycfhfiekt at 10:41AM on Jan 24th 2009

2. HAHAHA, *sigh*

Way better than the original!

Game Theory for Applied Economics Nerd at 8:17PM on Aug 28th 2007

3. What's somewhat funny is that just a few days ago I was reading that Winston Churchill may have suffered from this same sort of brain fart.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluttering

mo-NEEK-a at 8:52PM on Aug 28th 2007

4. Oh dear. A South Carolinian/New Yorker here. My condolences to her. A tough call. I've been on stage and speechless a few times myself.

Preston Smith at 8:57PM on Aug 28th 2007

5. that is so funny i like mo rocco now enough is enough

chris at 9:02PM on Aug 28th 2007

6. The voice sounded to intelligent. I think a Minnie Mouse voice would have been funnier. Other wise it sounded pretty much like the original.

bckjamesal at 9:01PM on Aug 28th 2007

7. Ha, she made more sense with your voice dubbed.

Glitzymeg18 at 9:11PM on Aug 28th 2007

8. Hiya Mo.

Poor thing. But somehow I don't pity her. She's getting her five minutes in the media.

By the way, and if you don't mind Mo, I'd like to invite all spanish-speaking and spanish-reading visitors to your blog, to visit http://www.pedofilia-no.org/

It's a website dedicated to pursue sexual predators and to prevent sexual abuse on children. I am a volunteer, as I am a survivor of prolonged abuse myself. We have been trying to raise the issue among spanish-speaking communities, which have shown an alarming rise on cases of sexual abuse and children-pornography rings in Latin America, specially in Mexico and Colombia, to name but a few of the countries affected by this silent plague.

Please help us stop those that hurt our children and try to break our spirits.

I am not ashamed of what happened to me, and I hope others can help save and prevent. We are doing it for those who cannot speak. Le damos voz a los que no pueden denunciar.

Gracias/Thank you.

Spain reads you, Mo.
(Sorry for the abrupt switch and the plug, my friend... but we need as much help as we can get)

Miguel Cane at 10:03PM on Aug 28th 2007

9. GIVE THIS WOMAN A BREAK, DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL SUPERIOR TO BERATE HER? I CAN THINK OF TWO SITUATIONS THAT WOULD LEAVE MO TONGUE TIED. ONE WOULD BE IF HE WAS DRAFTED(I CAN HEAR THE INCOHERENT WAILING NOW) AND THE OTHER WOULD BE IF HE WAS TOLD TO GET A REAL JOB.

IRONBLUEEYES at 10:35PM on Aug 28th 2007

10. Can we play the word scramble game on this one, too?

"butt sex, flush, flush."

rivercelt at 10:34PM on Aug 28th 2007

11.
I live in SC and came here from NC and unfortunatley this girl is typical of the kids graduating from the school system here. If they don't get it right the first time give them a second, third, fourth, or fifth chance to get it correct. Like all over America it is IMing, Cell Phones and texting, being on a video game that is what is important. Not a good education.

I guess she hated that it showed.

Sissy at 11:04PM on Aug 28th 2007

12. Let’s translate and analyze some of these phrases.

‘cover feet as in some sticky floors.’ translates to ‘Senator Larry Craig likes to do it on all fours.’

‘South Africa and Iraq don’t have stall doors.’ This refers to the Great ‘Door’ crisis of 1989 when both South Africa and Iraq lacked adequate privacy regulations in public airport bathrooms.

‘Help the senator get his potatoes mashed.’ translates to either the senator’s desperate want for sex or an inhuman urge for the most popular of Irish vegetables, the potato.

‘Education on sex with police officers.’ translates to ‘lewd conduct with the long arm of the law.’

‘Butter nut squat.’ is what Craig likes to be called in bed.

‘Yum, yum, yum, yum, no, no. uh.’ is the sound of democracy imploding in on itself.

‘Build up our future buttsex flush, flush?’ was a name coined for the Iraq troop ‘surge’ by Craig but was rejected in favor of ‘Operation Fluffy Bunny.’

Looking forward to the Scramble finalists.
Your friend, Blayze “Shaggy” O’Brien from the Bee

Blayze at 11:13PM on Aug 28th 2007

13. "‘Help the senator get his potatoes mashed.’ translates to either the senator’s desperate want for sex or an inhuman urge for the most popular of Irish vegetables, the potato."

Yet another interpretation might be in reference to the popular dance move by a similar name made famous by James Brown, which could easily be accomplished in the confines of a public bathroom stall. The plea, as in "help the senator get his..." is possibly code for, "the senator needs to get lewd with a spud."

rivercelt at 12:37AM on Aug 29th 2007

14. "GIVE THIS WOMAN A BREAK, DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL SUPERIOR TO BERATE HER? I CAN THINK OF TWO SITUATIONS THAT WOULD LEAVE MO TONGUE TIED. ONE WOULD BE IF HE WAS DRAFTED(I CAN HEAR THE INCOHERENT WAILING NOW) AND THE OTHER WOULD BE IF HE WAS TOLD TO GET A REAL JOB"
Mo has a real job, its to keep me from getting Carl Kasell's voice on my answering machine in the "Bluff the listener" segment. Damn you Mo. Damn you.
Mo you were too coherent on this one. I think you have to have a few more drinks to attain the appropriate level of "stumpedness"

Haro! at 12:52AM on Aug 29th 2007

15. Miguel, he visitado su Web site.Estoy apesadumbrado de oir que usted era una victima de una cosa tan horrible. Me siento tambien que estos tipos de gente necesitan ser parados.Que usted esta haciendo es muy humilde y necesario. ¡Me inspiran!

¡Buena suerte en lo que usted esta haciendo!

Espana representa,
Maria Pilar

Game Theory for Applied Economics Nerd at 1:13AM on Aug 29th 2007

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