The President of Iran thinks there are no gay people in Iran because the gay bars aren't listed in the phone book. It's not like he doesn't like gay people. After all, he described the gay scene in America as a "phenomenon."
A quick internet search - and a friendly chat with the concierge at the Hyatt Tehran - reveals several gay hot spots in Tehran.



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epwajsiwgm at 10:50AM on Jan 24th 2009
2. First!
Hiya Mo!
You know? I always thought that my worst nightmare would be pulling a Sally Field (of all people!) there...
I am ashamed that this man paraded about spewing such things!
I suppose he's got an opinion, but those are like assholes. Everybody's got one.
(Now I hope I won't get a fatwa -- and neither will you!)
Spain reads (and hugs) you, Mo!
Miguel Cane at 1:10PM on Sep 25th 2007
3. Oh, lest I forget,
I voted for GAYATOLLAH's.
It cracked me up.
;P
Miguel Cane at 1:11PM on Sep 25th 2007
4. Aw Mo,
Did you lose my post again?
You have to stop taking the girl out for Secretary's Day--that's only supposed to be once a year.
Anyway,
Please, avoid ALL Iranian Gay Bars.
Especially the "Bath House."
That is what the Jews thought they were walking into when Hitler gassed them.
Kimball '08
John Giza at 1:35PM on Sep 25th 2007
5. Miguel,
I voted for Fatwa, but now I'm not sure.
Is George Clooney a bear?
JG
John Giza at 1:42PM on Sep 25th 2007
6. Couldn't you do a variation called "Guyatollah's?"
Jaenne at 2:07PM on Sep 25th 2007
7. The "Ain't Nobody Here But Us Mullahs (Tehran's oldest piano bar)' sounds the most fun. Haha, I'd so go there.
Game Theory for Applied Economics Nerd at 2:27PM on Sep 25th 2007
8. My personal favorite bars to visit in Tehran are:
1) Jihadisbad (Club for Holy War Defectors)
2) Camel Lovers (Beastiality Bar)
3) Allahu Muta Abbi ("God is Gay")
4) Holy Shiite! (Anal Pleasure Palace)
5) Infidelity (American-style Swingers Club)
Nothing compares to the nightlife in Iran... where the drinks are luke-warm, the conversation Anti-American, and the women wear next to everything.
BTW - I voted for It's Raining Clerics (actually a very catchy name and they have a great dance floor!)
Finn at 2:59PM on Sep 25th 2007
9. Jaenne - You've outdone me. And I've gone ahead and stolen your joke. Guyatollah's is brilliant.
Mo Rocca at 3:04PM on Sep 25th 2007
10.
FINN. I hope you don't mind if I frequent your bar Jihadisbad.
All you wear is a protest flag.
marsha beckerman at 3:24PM on Sep 25th 2007
11. I believe it is a scientific fact that 1 in 10 men are playing for my team, so, add it up, do the math, and I think President Imademyjeans or perhaps it is pronounced Ikremedinmyjeans is the next pitch-hitter to get to home plate with that 9/11 dude playing it straight in the caves of Afgayistan!
A little waxing and clipping here and there, a thorough makeover at IraNordstroms and the Gapayolla, followed quickly with one evening in the Village with the boys from Queer Eye and we have a winner.
The only question that wasn't asked at Columbia U. that should have been is "top, bottom, or big undecided V?"
mwp2paris at 4:05PM on Sep 25th 2007
12. How about these joints for gay Irainian men?
-BUSH HATERS
-BEARDS AND BALLS
-IRANARECTUM
How about this joint for gay Iranian females?
-BUSHLIKKER
How about this joint for transvestites?
-COCKAMAYBE
Big AL at 4:38PM on Sep 25th 2007
13. Where isn't there a gay bar called the Eagle?!?
Mahlia at 4:46PM on Sep 25th 2007
14. I'm going to go with Rockin'Rolla Guyatollah's. You can bet they'd serve one heck of a Manhattan.
Your friend, Blayze "Shaggy" O'Brien from the Bee
Blayze at 5:39PM on Sep 25th 2007
15. Whenever U.S. Senator Larry Craig's in town, his fave is Wahadi Stan's.
Luis De La Palma at 6:05PM on Sep 25th 2007