1. I though Global Warming was a good enough religion for the hippiecrits crowd. I think Ill start religious group called Librawlizmm and promise free health care and high taxes for all- except the lazy. The lazy will recieve all social services free even though they havent attempted to better themselves in any way. Social perversion will be a must and if you are a boy you will become a girl. And vise versa. If you are a hard worker you will submit 75% of your income to the freakshow gallery. The constitution will mean nothing-unless I want it to. You must kill your unborn children because I put in the constitution under "privacy". In Librawlizm- the arch enemy is the White Religious Male. He shal be spat upon and considered useless in todays sociaty and the root of all the nations problems. But like the video says You will have to divorce yourself from hard facts to go along with this Librawlizm religion. Was that a man or a woman in the video? Im glad Im not in college anymore-

clint at 7:35PM on Oct 7th 2007

2. This group is a great supportive argument for the usefulness of Tazing. Patently offensive and juvenile, but nothing that a large injection of testosterone and a four year stint in the Marines won't cure. Oops!, forgot about the "don't ask, don't tell policy." Oh well, double-up on the testosterone dosage.

Lizard at 8:12PM on Oct 7th 2007

3. go for it.
you will get followers.
However FSM is the only reasonable choice.

mike at 9:48AM on Oct 8th 2007

4. Wow, this is really great news. Some of the most vitally important media coverage in quite some time. The FSM is immensely reassuring to this senior citizen, most especially given the times in which we are living.
Sophomoric, juvenile, offensive to some with who suffer braces on the brain syndrome, and just maybe making a few valid points along the way.
Thank you to the show me state for showing us that humor good fun,thrown in with something which causes us to put our little gray cells to work in the never ending search for answers which really have no end. Great to learn that American college students are still looking like hippies, still behaving like the youths of today. Really put a grin on this senior - keep up the important good work of helping people grow-----> One quandary - is the FSM ever sauced? > ;-)

Steven at 8:54PM on Oct 7th 2007

5. Jeez you right wing wackos just don't get it do you? There is this concept called a "joke" that you are obviously not familar with . . . No your minds are to busy coming up with ways to blame others for your own pathetic lives . . .And oh yeah, will you idiot christians stop acting like you are some poor downtrodden minority?! Take a look around! White male christians still have most of the power in the good ole USA and yet you love to act as is the vast liberal conspiracy actually can affect your lives as much as you and that moron you elected affect ours! SHUT THE F*** UP and go grow a brain!

Tim at 9:19PM on Oct 7th 2007

6. Yes the FSM is always sauced, it is said in FSM heaven you will find a Giant Beer Volcano.

Jeff at 9:20PM on Oct 7th 2007

7. ... and these are the same retards always saying, "Watch the donks come out in force."

pboyfloyd at 9:37PM on Oct 7th 2007

8. #5 Steven. When I posted my "distaste" for the FSM creators, I was just looking out for the interests of yourself, (a senior citizen and a liberal) since there's no telling what the gullible aged/liberal mind is capable of believing. Just like your ilk believe that Bush is responsible for earthquakes, bad weather, and planting bombs in the WTC. If you took the time to visit their website, you'd see that FSM is just a front for more Christian and Bush bashing (Yawn)
and has the obligatory; "Buy our T-shirts, coffee mugs, etc." Just a free public service from myself
to protect a pre-dementia senior citizen, or a liberal---Take your pick--really no difference in mental capacity....meatball!

Lizard at 9:39PM on Oct 7th 2007

9. Timmy, Talk about not being able to take a joke! You are first in line at my mental health free clinic- paperwork should only take 12-18 months to process then we can start your sessions. Dont expect much in the way of help since all the good doctors to be are now enrolled in other areas of intrest ie jobs that pay. Conservitives by reason dont blame others or ask others to help them in their lives. The only way libs like you can effect my happyness is take away my hard earned money with your taxes. Timmy Timmy Timmy, Now calling Timmy step up and take a joke.

clint at 10:37PM on Oct 7th 2007

10. i wasnt gonna comment,
but i cant help it.
i feel compelled to ask lizard what compels him to make every post a "left" or "right" commentary?
i have read some of lizard's posts,
sometimes i agree with him..
sometimes i dont.
lizard even sometimes has a well- thought out,constructive commentary..
and then we have what he posts on this thread.
how do you..lizard..go from making an intelligent point,
to the nonsensical gibberish you wrote here?
you make no sense man!
at one point you accused me of attacking you,
when in reality,
i was complimenting your artistic talents for witty phrases.
do you perceive everybody as an antagonist?
i ask this with all sincerity..
for i have seen many intelligent arguments that you have posted.
i may disagree with some,
i may even post opposing facts.
but when you devolve to this kind of nonsense..
well..it lessens your credibility as an informed poster.
am i just missing the sarcasm?
and again lizard,
i am being sincere in my query.
till next time..peace.
Enoch D.D.S

P.S clint..i want the 30 seconds of my life back that i wasted reading your post!

enoch at 11:54PM on Oct 7th 2007

11. The group has broken into two opposing camps - the traditional, and the Al-Dente. The Al-Dente do not accept the traditional view that Faith must be tested by throwing it against the wall to see if it sticks!

Robert E. Quillen at 1:27AM on Oct 8th 2007

12. Enoch D.D.S. To the "good" Dr., I CAN turn this in to a "left thing," because I bothered to visit the "FSM" website, only to find it 'chock-full-o'
Bush bashing and Christian/Jesus slurs. I think that qualifies as a "left" thing.
Secondly, I don't recall ever accusing you of "attacking" me. I don't use that word because that's a liberal term to describe anyone who disagrees with them. I never feel threatened or attacked, but rather, welcome the opportunity to lure you into making an arse out of yourself.
You're actually trying to pay me some pseudo-compliments in this post? ZZZZZZZZZZZ! "Complementing" me for "witty phrases?" The event that I recall, you were being sarcastically patronizing, saying that you were going to "steal" that line from me. Fortunately, I do have a sense of humor and am LMAO while typing some of the things I write.
More later....have to work in the a.m.
TA TA!
Pompously, Lizard

Lizard at 3:06AM on Oct 8th 2007

13. For the love of FSM!!! chill out people... it's a joke... it's kinda funny... and if you can't accept people poking fun at your religion, its time to examine your own faith. I can garuntee (I know its spelled wrong... but its 5 A.M) that most of the people complaining about the FSM making fun of Christianity were the same people who thought that the uproar over the Danish cartoonist was a free speech thing. Oh and people on the left are just as smart as those on the right... we just try and debate with out the yelling and name calling :p

Matt at 5:37AM on Oct 8th 2007

14. Matt- wake up! I put sarcastic remarks at the first of this post. You want to compare the muslims that actualy murdured a Danish person to me! Did you know people died because of the muslim reaction? Get you stuff straight and don't compare a reaction skit on Librawlizm to the murder of a Danish man. Its amazing how libs "cant take a joke" about their religion!

clint at 8:40AM on Oct 8th 2007

15. Lizzard, write slower so the over-educated dentist can understand you. Thank you, the Anti-dentite.

Dentist boy- I can't believe it took you 30 seconds to read my post. I just had my 4 year old do it in under 20 seconds.

clint at 8:51AM on Oct 8th 2007