Now that Al Gore has hooked up with Alfred Nobel, everyone wants to know: Is he or isn't he ... planning to run for President? Nobel's given him a bump. You can see it in the polls. You can see it when you look at him. A.Go's cheeks are rosy and his tummy is bulging. (Good thing he lost the beard. That would be way too freaky.)
So why the silence? Is he waiting to tell his family? Is he stressing over which friend to tell first? (He should just take them out to lunch and announce it to all of them at once.) Or has he been too busy vomiting?
The chatter is only getting louder. Come on, Al, tell us. There's a massive baby shower waiting to happen. (Note to attendees: No gifts over $2300.)
Vote below - then read why Al Gore is not just another Rita Moreno.
Reader Comments ( Page 5 of 6)
61. Aw Mo,
Smelling Salts!
That's the ticket.
Get Up, Get Up, it's time to get on the Bus!
Hey,
I know Scott Haney and Rachel Lutzker!
So can I get a few more of those "View" miniature soaps? My Rosey perished in the tub last night--and I was so looking forward to my new Whoophi!
Hey, why do they call it a Renaissance Faire and then celebrate Medieval times like Arthur?
What is up with those blue balls in the garden?
What is up with Blayze coming home so late at night and you have nothing to say abour it. What kind of Blogger-Dad are you?
And Miguel,
who gave him a vacation?
Kimball '08
John Giza at 12:56AM on Oct 14th 2007
62. FYI
Chicago Bears: 37
Minnesota: 13
Bet the Ranch.
JG
John Giza at 1:40AM on Oct 14th 2007
63. Aw Mo,
One of my favorite pics from the Sandy Collection:
http://www.starpulse.com/Actresses/Bernhard,_Sandra/gallery/TWW-001866/
As Hank Kimball has said, often times in the past,
this campaign has nothing to hide.
Finn, wake Up!
Kimball '08
John Giza at 2:33AM on Oct 14th 2007
64. Oh my God, I think I'm going to throw up If I hear about that Gas Guzzlin, Energy Sucking Tub-O-Lard and his Petunia Pig of a wife one more time.
America has never witnessed such a display of Poor Political Sportsmanship, than with Al Gore pissin and moaning over the results of the election. And because of his Un-Gentlemanly behavior and refusal to recede in a timely manner, I would never think of voting for him ever again.
Libracrats, have been trying relentlessly to thrust Albert to the fore-front come hell or high water.
Isn't a Nobel Peace Prize awarded to someone who is actually worthy of promoting PEACE throughout the world? How do you achieve a Nobel Peace Prize for making a movie promoting yourself i.e., Producer, Director, Narrator, Photographer, etc.,etc.,etc. And why must all the promotional photos always be of Al? I thought the Planet and Environmental Issues were the main characheters and the source??
God Help Save Us from Al Gore! Yuck
shauna at 7:00AM on Oct 14th 2007
65. why would Al Gore run?? Most Americans do not like presidents with brains. They want someone who fights and throws names around when others do not believe like they do. They want someone who ignores science and puts more emphasis on who the latest race car driver is. Of course he is not running.
tyeebeacon at 9:47AM on Oct 14th 2007
66. Aw Mo,
Lord make me an instrument of Thy peace.
I think I'll be a saxophone.
I think it is better to make a documentary and brag about it, than to watch "Walker, Texas Ranger" and believe it is real.
Kimball '08
John Giza at 11:02AM on Oct 14th 2007
67. isn't this the same airbag who said he was the father of the internet?
John Abbott at 11:59AM on Oct 14th 2007
68. Just imagine the spin the neocons on this site would use is old Druggie Limbaugh had won!
Nickless at 12:27PM on Oct 14th 2007
69.
FYI MO-----
I just watched Sunday Morning. Your commentary was interesting and entertaining. I always thought those commercials should be removed. Then we still have to deal with every other drug that comes with those same fatal side effects. This includes the flyers that accompany perscription drugs and of course the PDR. It's no wonder we are still alive.
I want to complement you on your suit and tie. You are sooooo hot.
#1 admirer
marsha beckerman at 4:08PM on Oct 14th 2007
70. WOW!
Did I miss a good night on the blog!
I have a tree that is messing with my phone and computer. Usually, I would have the branch removed but WWAGD?
Marsha-
In 25 words or less describe how hot?
John-
I am satisfied with just the one flavor. Wait, the new sheriff is a ...
Shauna-
I am a Libracrat 'cause I was born in October.
Finn-
Hey there is a guy pretending to be you here-I saw right through his fake moustache as he had it over his eyebrows.
Blayze-
Quote Paperlace then I will debate you.
Andrea at 4:26PM on Oct 14th 2007
71. Andrea,
As Blayze's legal counsel, I must advise him to spew his guts.
But, I'll give him a leg up.
In "The Night Chicago Died" the English band talked about the "East Side" of Chicago.
Uh, that would be, let's see, Lake Michigan?
Oh, that Howard Johnson.
Kimball '08
John Giza at 5:12PM on Oct 14th 2007
72.
ANDREA
How Hot? Finger Lickin Hot !!!
Welcome back to the den of iniquity.
marsha beckerman at 6:04PM on Oct 14th 2007
73. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha,
You still have twenty words left.
If you can end each one with "ing," I'll send you a Hank Kimball for President T-shirt.
Kimball '08
John Giza at 5:42PM on Oct 14th 2007
74. Da Bears!
FYI - The "East Side" of Chicago is actually south and east from the main part of the city, along the south shore of the Lake, towards the Indiana border. Look up Calumet City or East Chicago, IL on a map search. Don't actually go there though! Well, not without backup anyway.
Full disclosure: I am from Chicago
Don't you just love it when Mo gives us one of his full disclosures? I guess that would be a disclosure in itself, if you choose to respond.
And now, a song about the 1968 Democratic Convention when the Chicago police first earned their reputation for brutality:
Chicago
by Graham Nash
So your brother's bound and gagged - And they chained him to a chair.
Won't you please come to Chicago - Just to sing.
In a land that's known as freedom - How can such a thing be fair?
Won't you please come to Chicago - For the help that we can bring.
We can change the World.
Rearrange the World.
It's dying - to get better.
Politicians sit yourselves down - There's nothing for you here.
Won't you please come to Chicago - For a ride.
Don't ask Jack to help you - Cause he'll turn the other ear.
Won't you please come to Chicgo - Or else join the other side.
We can change - Yes we can change the World.
Rearrange - Rearrange the World.
It's dying - Do you believe in justice?
It's dying - And if you believe in freedom.
It's dying - Let a man live his own life.
It's dying - Rules and regulations who needs them?
Open up the door.
Somehow people must be free - I hope the day comes soon.
Won't you please come to Chicago - To show your face.
From the bottom of the ocean - To the mountains of the Moon.
Won't you please come to Chicago - No one else can take your place.
We can change - Yes we can change the World.
Rearrange - Rearrange the World.
It's dying - If you believe in justice.
It's dying - And if you believe in freedom.
It's dying - Let a man live his own life.
It's dying - Rules and regulations, who needs them?
Open up the door.
This is FINN! at 6:29PM on Oct 14th 2007
75. Finn,
Yeah, and it's about a mile wide and a mile long and two cops patrol it. Not exactly where Capone would go down.
Wow, love the BN song!
I'm afraid my predicted score was a bit erroneous.
I think, actually, I may have lost the ranch.
Who the hell makes a 55 yard field goal?
Okay, maybe Mo Rocca, but who else?
Have you seen Lovey?
Kimball '08
John Giza at 8:08PM on Oct 14th 2007