People shouldn't be allowed to have this much fun. I love my job, as you can tell in the tape below. A friend at Newsbloggers passed us this audio tape of old school preacher Oral Roberts talking dirty. What can be more fun than listening to this guy talk about sex? Listen to him describe the "ahnus" and the "orifyces" of the body:
No one has pronounced anus like like that since Borat. Come on, his name is Oral and he says over and over, "It's not to be put in the mouth." A viewer on You Tube asked what his brother Anal Roberts thought about this tape.
And who doesn't love the way he punches the word "vagina!"? And the way he describes the male organ penetrating the vagina. Fifty bucks says he lost it in his pants while taping this.
If you want to listen to the whole tape, including the part where he slips up about being queer and says that should be edited out (to be fair, it's unclear who he is saying is queer, but the request for an edit is damning), listen here:
Now, many years later his son is in trouble for robbing his school blind -- allegedly. Yes, I am sure those trips his daughter took in a private jet during Spring Break to the Caribbean were for evangelizing purposes. And what about the under-aged boys his wife keeps text messaging in the middle of the night? You can get all the details in our "Republican Sexcapades" segment here. Or read the whole story here. The Roberts family is the gift that keeps on giving and taking (in unspecified orifyces).
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Sex Tapes Aren't Just For Celebrities Anymore: Oral Roberts Gets Down and Dirty
Posted Oct 21st 2007 11:32PM by Cenk Uygur
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1. VAGINA !!!!!!!!!!
joe at 1:57PM on Oct 19th 2007
2. Wow. Felacio Roberts does good.
RMWiersema at 4:15PM on Oct 19th 2007
3. Either this Oral Roberts dude was a complete wacko (which is possible) or he was suffering from senility when he made these tapes, as he sounds quite old.
As to the current scandal at this university, no one is shocked anymore by the greed. The guy who runs the university and his wife (Oral's son?)were on Larry King last week. Of course both denied being greedy pigs and stealing money.
And interesting Larry did not bring up the issue of his wife "texting" under age males in the middle of the night. I am sure she was giving them "spirtual guidance."
I don't mind these fundamentalist nuts if they were truthful and lived the life they say they do...but I hate hypocrisy.
David S. at 4:24PM on Oct 19th 2007
4. """Fifty bucks says he lost it in his pants while taping this""".
You're on!
The thing is we need someone with integrity to hold onto the 50 bucks until this checked out. That pretty much leaves out you, Pike and Rhodes.
Hmmmm. Sandy Berger. Yep, now here is a guy we can trust. Set it up for us Cenk, you're connected.
willet at 5:16PM on Oct 19th 2007
5. hahaha- ORAL said "i can tell you how good that tastes"....
his best friend growing up was a boy named dick i bet.
i predict oral's daughter in law will show up in MILF videos submitted by the "underage boys: she was chatting with....
arfcat9 at 11:25PM on Oct 19th 2007
6. Queer, not 100% sure of that. Oh erase that from the tape..."
Sounds like Oral was toe-tapping in the University's Mens Room Stalls.
Tim at 11:30PM on Oct 19th 2007
7. I listened to this twice and I am still confused...can you stick it in barbed wire or not..?
John Gleason at 11:58PM on Oct 19th 2007
8. My vagina can beat up your vagina....
LJ CARROLL at 12:07AM on Oct 20th 2007
9. Do you think he was thinkin' about Ann Coulter while he was talkin' all nasty 'n shit?????
katie b. at 12:55AM on Oct 20th 2007
10. Hey David, I thought you guys got titillated by sex with underage people. You all support Planned Parenthood, right?
Aren't the Turks descendents of the Hittites? They used to have sex with animals. I hope Ellen didn't give her dog to Hittites.
Young turds, why don't you go kill some Christians....
lafn at 1:15AM on Oct 20th 2007
11. Where were you when Bill Clinton was sexually assaulting interns and other women?
Cenk is so lacking in credibility that even the left-wing nuts have stopped reading his crap. My entire reason for stopping by is to see just how bad it's gotten.
Robert Byngham at 5:55AM on Oct 20th 2007
12. This man is a control freak much like hitler, stalan, nixon or the iatola! (At least when nixon saw deep throat he did try and get it down pat). He needs phsycotherapy. Someone please help him before he misguides unknowing sheep who are pure and innocent and still sexual from day one. We are the highest form of ANIMAL on this planet or like to think so, ain't that right
A rrrol seems so sick and nasty when you hear Oral talk about it..
And raised on a farm oral? Tisk tisk...although he does judge and pontificate so well doesn't he not my fellow Americans?
jean at 1:44PM on Oct 20th 2007
13. Dear Oral, I used to take it in the eyes hole but my doctor warned me I might go blind.
Greg M at 11:36AM on Oct 20th 2007
14. I thought the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky tapes were much, much better. I don't think it's a good thing to have a possible sexual predator in charge of a University. Although the young Turk-offs seem fine with having one in the Whitehouse again!
John Gleason at 12:11PM on Oct 20th 2007
15. WTF?? How is Bill Clinton a sexual predator? He fooled around with women that were of age. He did not rape anyone. He may be an adulterer, but he is not a pedophile, closet homo, or rapist... leave that to the Christian right.
bballtony3 at 10:16AM on Oct 21st 2007