People shouldn't be allowed to have this much fun. I love my job, as you can tell in the tape below. A friend at Newsbloggers passed us this audio tape of old school preacher Oral Roberts talking dirty. What can be more fun than listening to this guy talk about sex? Listen to him describe the "ahnus" and the "orifyces" of the body:
No one has pronounced anus like like that since Borat. Come on, his name is Oral and he says over and over, "It's not to be put in the mouth." A viewer on You Tube asked what his brother Anal Roberts thought about this tape.
And who doesn't love the way he punches the word "vagina!"? And the way he describes the male organ penetrating the vagina. Fifty bucks says he lost it in his pants while taping this.
If you want to listen to the whole tape, including the part where he slips up about being queer and says that should be edited out (to be fair, it's unclear who he is saying is queer, but the request for an edit is damning), listen here:
Now, many years later his son is in trouble for robbing his school blind -- allegedly. Yes, I am sure those trips his daughter took in a private jet during Spring Break to the Caribbean were for evangelizing purposes. And what about the under-aged boys his wife keeps text messaging in the middle of the night? You can get all the details in our "Republican Sexcapades" segment here. Or read the whole story here. The Roberts family is the gift that keeps on giving and taking (in unspecified orifyces).
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16. Oral Roberts is right about male organs not belonging in a male anus.
tom hornbuckle at 12:27PM on Oct 20th 2007
17. My parents always told me...If it don't fit, force it.
Greg M at 12:40PM on Oct 20th 2007
18. "Oral Roberts is right about male organs not belonging in a male anus."
Oh Tom, definitely it does not belong to yours that I can tell. Are you good looking? You probably don't have it even you wish.
Jolyn Liaw at 2:13PM on Oct 20th 2007
19. How is it that he can say "vagina," but cannot bring himself to say "penis," but instead says "male organ?"
Stevi at 7:27PM on Oct 20th 2007
20. Hey everyone. We originally posted this Oral Roberts "SEX TAPE" on YouTube (10/13/07) here:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hk_PQrBEM4A
This recording is of an old sermon most likely from the early 80's sometime after his eldest son Ronald's suicide.
BACKSTORY: Sometime many years ago this leaked out of the 2-track analog tape archives in the Mabee Center's OREA production facility. Bootleg cassettes began circulating among friends and their friends then subsequently arriving on the Internet.
Sometime this evening we will be uploading an even more horrifying version of this "SEX TAPE" to youtube:
http://youtube.com/orulawsuit
If anyone has any questions, please do not hesitate to contact us.
Also, we have a "VIRTUAL PROTEST" against ORU:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctr4PFiyOhk
Thanks.
ORULAWSUIT.ORG at 8:29PM on Oct 20th 2007
21. Well, now I see what the funmaking is about. Not because Roberts is crazy or sick. It's because he's speaking against homosexuality and amoral sex. Is he raunchy with it, yes. But he's old school and that's the way it was done back in the day, in clear and precise language, so there was no misunderstanding of what the bible says. He is a christian. The christian faith is specific about what is regarded as sin and homosexuality is considered a sin. You don't have to be a christian, you don't have to adhere to the faith. But they have every right to believe it, the same as you have the right not to. If you are gay, you have the right to be the way. But you should also respect the rights of others to not accept your lifestyle. The problem is demanding that others respect your freedom to practice this lifestyle while disregarding their right to disagree and to voice that disagreement. Freedom is the right to dissent. Period. We seem to have forgotten that in America.
Melaniki at 10:03AM on Oct 22nd 2007
22. Most religious leaders are wooses. Remember the dude who said he wasn't having sex with a male prostitute? Oral is just now coming out of that religious shell they call holiness. Jim Baker was the other. When Oral (strange name for a preacher) said he needed $5 million or GOD was going to take him home, ISN'T THAT THE WHOLE IDEA OF BEING SAVED? The whole family is full of it!
PETER LONDON at 10:16AM on Oct 22nd 2007
23. Omg, EW...that nasty bastard.
web jones at 11:18AM on Oct 22nd 2007
24. From: Robert Byngham at 5:55AM on Oct 20th 2007
11. Where were you when Bill Clinton was sexually assaulting interns and other women?
V -Where were you when Bill Clinton was allegedly sexually assaulting interns and other women?
And for that matter, where were the rest of us when consentual sex became assault?
Ventrue at 7:59PM on Oct 22nd 2007
25. From: tom hornbuckle at 12:27PM on Oct 20th 2007
14. Oral Roberts is right about male organs not belonging in a male anus.
V -"Male organs" do not belong in a female anus, for that matter.
Man doesn't belong on the moon, either....but he goes there, too. So what?
Ventrue at 8:08PM on Oct 22nd 2007
26. oral is sorry sack of shit the dumb motherfucker needs to be run out of the usa and sent to iran. they don't have queers there.
bippy2 at 9:45PM on Oct 23rd 2007
27. OMG...Not sure which is funnier......Oral Roberts video or some of the comments. Actually, I think the man is in serious need of psychiatric help. Maybe he and Pat Robertson can get a 2 fer 1 deal.
lois at 9:49PM on Oct 25th 2007
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Ticklefinger2 at 11:02PM on Oct 26th 2007
29. Brianna was right, it's time to take a break and visit the interesting website MySummer.com They're right on the mark and the photos are great!!
Ticklefinger2 at 11:04PM on Oct 26th 2007