Every week on our show on Thursday we do a segment called Republican Sexcapades. This is where we expose the hypocrisies of the right-wing and share the sexual misadventures of the Republican Party that week.
This week we had a Republican in Washington state who dresses like a woman, has sex with male prostitutes and then tries to cheat them out of their hard earned money. We have a serial ass-biter who is helping Rudy Giuliani's campaign. And a right-winger from Australia who says two of the pictures he took of his penis wound up on gay websites, but not the third. His classic line for denying the third picture -- "That's not my penis!"
You can watch this week's episode by clicking here.
I love it. These right-wingers give us more than enough material every single week. It has been a downpour of Republican sex scandals since we started this segment about a year ago. We must have chronicled over a hundred by now, including famous ones like Rep. Mark Foley, Sen. David Vitter and Sen. Larry Craig. But it's usually the less famous ones that have the best stories. Like the first story this week. This state legislator was probably wearing panties when he was voting against gay rights legislation. Does it really get any better than that? Probably, tune in next week.
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Reader Comments ( Page 4 of 5)
46. "GOOBLE GOOBLE"! THE TURK-EYS GOOBLE AGAIN.!
I AM IN A QUANDRY,I AM STILL TRYING TO FIND HOW THE
"TURK-EYS SNEAKED OUT OF IRAN AND INTO AMERICA. IT
"HAD" TO BE WITH THE HELP OF "AIR AMERICA AND MOVE
ON.ORG" AS THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES I KNOW OF THAT
BETRAY AMERICA, AND HIDE BEHINDE "FREE SPEECH".WHICH
THEY WOULD "ABOLISH" IF IT WASN'T "THEIR" FREE SPEECH
MEL at 12:50PM on Nov 2nd 2007
47. The Young Turds prove once again that you can always tell a leftist, you just can't tell 'em MUCH!
Cenk is a muckracking, hypocritical piece of CHIT.
Buttuggli at 12:53PM on Nov 2nd 2007
48. michaelene try reading post#25. It is hardly standard stuff you are tired of reading.
You can read correct?
Cenk is nothing but a tabloid writer that deals in trash.
robert okane at 12:57PM on Nov 2nd 2007
49. I think that the republicans are so good at this that the Daily show might not have to go on hiatus if the writer's guild strikes. The comedy in this stuff writes itself>
lonnie at 2:02PM on Nov 2nd 2007
50. To #1 POSTER... Sorry but its going to take much, much more than this to answer your question, we have YEARS of scandal to go to catch up to the demorats in this area honey and WE never said we were perfect to begin with, you just think that because you are so flawed! Am I suppost to be shocked by this? You make me laugh...
CeCe at 2:01PM on Nov 2nd 2007
51. Wow, big buncha plus size red and pinko elephant panties in a bunch.
How to sort it out?
First, thanks, Patty! You're a heckuva poster yourself. I always enjoy what you have to say and how you say it. I'm not calling dc, yet, didn't think I had the chops, but maybe I should make it a ny's resolution.
Well, let's get to them wedgies.
First, I misspoke on 'commie plot'. I have seen the light and now know the buck always stops with Clinton! mea culpa. Kill Bill.
Now, NAMBLA.
It's as scumbag as any open organization I know of.
I spent a good portion of my life helping people recover from horrific sexual abuse and torture and any of you who've dealt with victims know where we all stand on stuff like that.
I'm talking about the the male homosexual child rape and statutory rape bunch, not the National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes (ya gotta love south park!)
I hope there are no female organizations like that, and intuition tells me there aren't. Us xy types are usually the dirtbags, regrettably. How y'all put up with us, I'll never know.
Anyway, what makes you neocalvinists think that half those perverts aren't good ole CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS?
Got any proof they're not? How'd you get it?
Remember there's a religious NAMBLA too - it's called the priesthood.
You are still pretending Mark Foley is somehow on moral high ground compared to Ted Kennedy? Why did he resign? You know Foleys rep goes back as far as he's been in congress too.
I don't think he's a NAMBLA candidate, but he does have a taste for the jail bait.
Kennedy's had a clean record since chappaquiddick, and as I recall that's NIXON'S ERA.
I brought up Nixon because you allowed it in by commenting on a 40 year old transgression that Kennedy openly admitted.
Smells different when it's incoming, doesn't it?
You new reds and pinkos and fellow travelers will never get it because it doesn't serve your agenda, but most ordinary people have a VERY low regard for hypocrisy and hidden agendas and think even less of the players.
Unless everybody's a republican.
Then it's ok because it's clinton's fault.
Now Rush Simpbaugh (mmmmm, tylox!).
I wish he WERE a pedophile instead of what he is.
He might be able to suppress his libido with oxycontin sufficiently to do no harm to children and if he didn't we could slam him. Or he might just get depressed and blow himself away. that happens a lot with pedophiles.
Right now, he mocks children on his show. Fun to watch for you dittoheads, huh.
Just like O'reilly, who, based on what he said about Shawn Hornbeck puts him directly in the NAMBLA mindset. Wonder if he's a member? He missed a good chance.
Rush likes to mock 'cripples' too, not to mention dead and permanently disabled yet 'phony' soldiers but his real evil is promulgation of failed utopian philosophies, viz. libertarianism and fascism AND class warfare while wrapping a communist made flag around his flabby cigar suckin' butt.
I like slugs better. And Jabba the Hutt..
One of the things you'll find out about sociopathy is that sociopaths can change their sexual orientation to suit an agenda.
I know because I have a relative like that who suddenly decided he was gay around age fifty, and he is clinically sociopathic. that freaked me out, so I did some research, and it's pretty common.
If you're loony enough, I guess you CAN choose to be gay.
I think there may be a lot of that in the republican party.
It attracts people like that, and this person i mentioned is a lifelong right wing loony, presently awaiting trial for commission of yet another felony. His daughter too. That crap's transgenerational.
Bush, since you brought him up, has given Osama everything he wanted. What's next, a night in the Lincoln bedroom?
He's let bin laden bitch slap him for six years and he goes after iraq and iran.
No surprise he was a cheerleader. I have this vision of him with pompoms and a bra - can't get it out of my head.
Bush has racked up way more civilian deaths in Iraq than saddam if you compare minutes played. He made 624,000 in just 3 years. Saddam would be mightily impressed!
As to gun rights, I'm an expert marksman (the army said when i was in college) so was my daddy and grandaddy and I have no problem with guns.
I've been places where literally everyone packed heat and it was very peaceful because of that.
And I love red meat. And jiu te do!
I remind all you reds you are the profit party, not the war party. Winning a world war requires that you make your weapons, not subcontract that to the communists. Also rich people have to pay taxes to fund a war. And go fight it.
Democrats know that, rebublicans know how to cut and run.
You guys better duck and cover now.
Flynt's comin!
Enjoy!
Clif Kuplen at 2:06PM on Nov 2nd 2007
52. Buttuggli - great post in 43. You do the demlibs a disservice though by forgetting some of their most recent misadventures:
1. car driving Kennedy - pills in DC a year or two back.
2. rapist Kennedy fondling women again in Chicago - what's his name that got off in Florida.
3. The NJ Governor who had his gay lover - on the payroll no less. And the dems used every trick in the book to bring back that has been, Corzine.
4. The LA lib who had alluminum foil wrapped stacks of cash in his freezer, took National Guard troops after the hurricane to retrieve it and then was offended that the FBI searched his office.
5. Also don't overlook the self righteous dems who've been criticizing American business for their abuses, lack of transparency etc, (think Enron), the offenses which by the way occured under Clinton and were prosceuted under Bush, who last week eliminated the transparency provisions for labor unions. This allows union fat cats, always fighting for the little guy, to hide their golf memberships, six figures salaries,
see http://online.wsj.com/article/SB119301682537566616.html
RG at 2:30PM on Nov 2nd 2007
53. Clif Kuplen - I gotta tell you man - I've read your post twice now - and haven't read such nonsensical drivel since the Unabombers ravings.
RG at 2:38PM on Nov 2nd 2007
54. 48. To #1 POSTER... Sorry but its going to take much, much more than this to answer your question, we have YEARS of scandal to go to catch up to the demorats in this area honey and WE never said we were perfect to begin with, you just think that because you are so flawed! Am I suppost to be shocked by this? You make me laugh...
CeCe at 2:01PM on Nov 2nd 2007
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The real tragedy in your words, is that you truly belive what you have just posted. And that is so very sad.... The truth is that we are all flawed, all of us without any exception. It hurts when the shoe is on the other foot, doesn't it??? But, it's just part of life, afterall were all just human.
Patty at 3:21PM on Nov 2nd 2007
55. 35. Oh yes and speaking of "turds". Perhaps some of you oh so brave free speach, dem, lib bloggers would be son inclined to address Gen. Petraeus as Gen. Betray Us to his face. Doubt it. Wouldn't be able to blog out of that side of your mouth for awhile
Doubt no longer. I'll do it.
I'm older than he is, but I think I can still knock a refrigerater over with a side kick, or him if he got froggy. I still work out every day and I'm not overweight.
And he'd probably give away a little reach, height and and weight. When billy badasses get a look at me, it usually resolves a lot of potential violence threats all by itself, and I have very fast reactions if it doesn't.
I spent a lot of time in my life knockin mofos out cause it came with the job territory, so If I lost, I lost. There'll be another one along.
I'll tell you why I think he betrayed us, and him too if he wants. Hats off to Randi Rhodes for coming up with that.
Betrayus breveted himself above the cjc to the executive branch and made policy. that's a betrayal of separation of powers.
I could forgive Smedley Butler for doing that, but as you may recall, there was a fascist plot to overthrow the government (allegedly involving bush's grandaddy and nazi sympathizer Prescott) at the time and it was defeated because he spilled the beans but Butler still got canned.
Or betrayus can talk to the cjs.
Admiral Fallon called him an 'ass kissing little chickensh*t' as I recall.
By the way, Robert Byrd's kkk buddies from the forties all went republican in 1964 in case you weren't born or something.
He does something else I like. He carries the constitution of the US around with him and he'll take you apart if you mess with him.
I'm not scared of betrayus unless he brings his army, he's as decrepit as I am, but I am in awe of Robert Byrd. There's a modern version of Saul of Tarsus for ya.
Is that Larry Flynt I see? Run, run like the wind!!
Clif Kuplen at 3:13PM on Nov 2nd 2007
56. Hi Dave,
I'm getting back to you regarding your #16 post. Well, do you remember when all hell broke loose and Mr. DeLay had to step down because of all the scandels concerning his taking brives and his dealings with Jack Abramoff (I suck at spelling, so I doubt I spelled the last name correctely) well anyway, it was around that time that his AFFAIRS come out of the closet!! This was all over the news! Now, if we only limit ourselves to one media outlet, whether it be TV, radio, or newspaper, we sometimes miss things. However, I can give you some information and you can look it up for yourself. You can simply Google Mr. DeLay, or you can read a political biography on Tom DeLay, titled the Hammer, by author Lou Dubose.
Now, to take it a step further (I'm not referring to affairs here) I would highly recomend that you take some time and read the following books. Oh and don't worry, I would never suggest you read anything by a "Liberal". These books were written by John W. Dean the former Counsel to the Richard Nixon White House. These books were on the Bestseller lists. 1) CONSERVATIVES WITHOUT CONSCIENCE. 2)WORSE THAN WATER GATE. 3)THE SECRET PRESIDENCY OF GEORGE W. BUSH. 4) BROKEN GOVERNMENT. He also has a couple more books that are worth checking out!! Anyway Dave, I promised I would get back to you and I always try to keep my promises.
Have a great day!
Patty at 3:21PM on Nov 2nd 2007
57. 52. Clif Kuplen - I gotta tell you man - I've read your post twice now - and haven't read such nonsensical drivel since the Unabombers ravings.'
Did you move yer lips? Just askin......
that's right, little fascist, I'm a big poopy head and you good sir have shown up unarmed in a battle of wits.
ciao bello
Clif Kuplen at 3:21PM on Nov 2nd 2007
58. In response to #9's question, I would say "neither" unless there were "works" I could base my decision upon. "White Man Speak with Forked Tongue" was not an invention of the Native Americans, it is the fact that is true to this day. It let's us steal from the rest of the world...makes it a good thing, no?
John at 9:09PM on Nov 4th 2007
59. Hey Dave, what happened?? I thought maybe you would get back to me. I promised to get back with a response, which I did.
So, what happened to you??? No come backs, no remarks, no opinions??
Oh well at least I kept my promise.
Patty at 2:21PM on Nov 4th 2007
60. Cliff:
1)My original post was not referencing Ted Kennedy's accident and the drowning. I was talking about Kennedy's proclivities in the area of illicit extra-curricular activities. My point was, who is worse, Mark Foley, who sent inappropriate E-Mails or Kennedy, whose party - animal act is almost as impressive as Clinton's? And do you have any real proof that Foley actually had a gay affair? Again, since you like to distort people's words, I am not defending Foley. He needed to resign.
2. Harry Reid has been discredited and his popularity rating has dropped off a cliff within the Democrat party and in Nevada. He twisted Rush's words and distorted them and you clearly have no more interest in telling the truth than Harry Reid does. Rush raised $4.2 millions for the Marine Corps Law Enforcement Foundation, including a $2.1 donation of his own money. Everybody should hate the military like that.
3. Rush challenged Michael J. Fox because he wasn't telling the truth. Fox doesn't get a free pass because he has disease. He stepped into the political arena and he should be able to deal with criticism. If you can't stand the heat....
4. Rush got hooked on painkillers which were legitimately prescribed. And when have you lefties ever had a problem with drugs anyways? I love it when all the recycled hippies from the 60's and 70's start crusading against drugs when somebody else is using them.
5. Once again, the 625,000 Iraqi civilian deaths number is totally bogus. It's promulgated by people with an ax to grind against the President. The UN says the real number is 70,000 and as I've pointed out already, they're hardly in Bush's pocket. Nice try.
Dave at 2:20PM on Nov 4th 2007