1. Aw Mo,

I think you know where I want to spread
my ashes.

But
let's not go there.

It is over Gil'Al'Gores Island.
I guess I went there, didn't I?

Can't we get back on political topic?
I say we throw ashes overboard as the
Hank Kimball & Mo Rocca Tractor Pull
moves across America.

BTW, you do raise a salient point.
A traditional funeral today costs over $11,000.00
Wowee! Burn 'em to the ground I say.

Kimball/Rocca '08

John Giza at 2:59PM on Nov 20th 2007

2. Delaying the rapture 40 years. That is tons of fun. LOL

I would want my ashes spread in the Muppet 3D or Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

Paige at 3:21PM on Nov 20th 2007

3. Mo,
I couldn't decide, and with the love of my life's chin hooked determinedly on my shoulder,(a 7 year old off on holiday break) I asked him....and he answered,
"Could I be scattered in the Haunted Mansion, it's already dusty."
Makes sense to me.

J.G. and the gang, have a safe and satisfying holiday. K.

ah,clem at 3:24PM on Nov 20th 2007

4. Rapture Mountain, the new God-oriented ride at Disney World. That's where my ashes are going.

That or on top of Epcot.

Blayze at 3:27PM on Nov 20th 2007

5. ah,clem,
Same for ya!

Blayze, you've gotten short worded lately.
What's up with that?
I would've expected a Thanksgiving poem at the
least.

C'mon, I'll start it for you:

There were Turkeys afoot, and I knew what to do...



Kimball/Rocca '08

John Giza at 3:43PM on Nov 20th 2007

6. I must say, Mo, you TOTALLY sold me on splash mountain too.

TravBrack at 3:47PM on Nov 20th 2007

7. I've never been to any Disney theme park, so I wouldn't know what the choices are. But Mickey can snort my ashes if he wants.

(I didn't really mean that in a rude way.)

mo-NEEK-a at 4:40PM on Nov 20th 2007

8. Mo,If I had to wake up in eternity via disney world,then I think it would have to be between snow whites breasts: provided snow white was being played by pamela anderson, angelina jolie, ad infinitum. Oh, you want to keep it political, then you can throw cucinith's old lady in to the mix as well.

Timo at 5:54PM on Nov 20th 2007

9. mo-NEEK-a:

shame on you!

YESter me, YESter YOU, YESterday...
(ellipses mine)

Kimball/Rocca '08

John Giza at 5:54PM on Nov 20th 2007

10. To finish your [poem]..............................................There are turkeys afoot,and I know just what to do, since I'm vegetarian, I took em to the zoo.......seeya soldiers of seedy sitins

Timo at 7:03PM on Nov 20th 2007

11. hahaha, some people eh?

I would choose the Swiss Family Treehouse anyday!

Game Theory for Applied Economics Nerd at 9:03PM on Nov 20th 2007

12. I have ALWAYS wanted my ashes spread throughout the Haunted Mansion.... I'd be the 1000th ghost to live in the Mansion!

Candice at 9:38PM on Nov 20th 2007

13. Such a tough choice,

It would have to be the Small World ride...

I believe the repetitive music and psychedelic nature of the ride will allow my soul to acheive a higher consciousness level in the afterlife.

Anyone remember that episode of the Simpsons where the kids are taken to Duff Gardens (eerily similar to Disneyland) and, while on the Small-World-like ride, Lisa drinks the brown, bubbly water on a dare from Bart?

Duff Beer for me!
Duff Beer for you!
I'll have a Duff,
You have one too!

She begins to hallucinate and later proclaims herself the Lizard Queen...

"Can't talk now, coming down!"

FINN at 12:04AM on Nov 21st 2007

14. Where I come from littering is considered bad manners. Even if it ia relative. Imaginge finding that in your food. I plan to have mine put in th ecat box. No one ever searchs in there. May we all rest in peace.

Kg

kevingerarrd at 12:47AM on Nov 21st 2007

15. Mo, alright since I can't be spread across Snow Whites hooters and am forced to pick a ride, then I think I would like my remains not incinerated but stuffed by a hollywood taxidermist and put eternally on the country bears jamboree with a banjo in my hands singin " I come from Obamabama with a banjo on my knee, I'm going to Loseelection by the likes of Hillary"

Timo at 1:29AM on Nov 21st 2007