Every election year has them: the provocative social issues that can destroy a candidacy. In 2004 it was gay marriage that upended Kerry-Edwards in close swing states like Ohio. Earlier this year driver's licenses for illegal immigrants threw Hillary Clinton for a loop.
It's obvious what the next hot button issue is going to be. Watch below to find out...
And now for our poll (props to on option #4):



Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 8)
1. they should be environmentally conscious gay illegal immigrants in hopes of marriage and ride a tandem bicycle to their wedding.
it's more romantic, anyway.
mo-NEEK-a at 4:42PM on Dec 6th 2007
2. My dearest Mo,
This is not a black and white issue.
What IS the color scheme for the wedding?
Does a cross town bus go with, let's say, deep aubergine and iced mink?
Will one or both be wearing wedding gowns? these could get stuck in the chains of the tandem bike.
Will a cab driver allow their taxi to have shaving cream slogans and cans dragging behind?
This sounds like a good debate question.
Andrea- non-licensed illegal gay wedding planner to the stars! at 5:17PM on Dec 6th 2007
3. They should only go to the wedding in the back of a 25 year old pickup.Thats the proper way.Mo,you rock.
Rob at 7:20PM on Dec 6th 2007
4. As long as they have an illegal driver's license, I don't see any problem.
Is the Rabi or Minister legal?
Patty at 9:16PM on Dec 6th 2007
5. I like the tandom bike as a bridal ride. But a question remains: How does the rest of the wedding party, like the best mens, get there?
Gatorblu at 10:46PM on Dec 6th 2007
6. None of the above apply. If they are illegal, they should not be here. Perhaps they can ride the tandem bicycle back to their country and get married there.
jm at 11:12PM on Dec 6th 2007
7. Hey I think #6 is a wedding crasher party pooper...
xxxooo at 12:03AM on Dec 7th 2007
8. Aw Mo,
We didn't even get to the Reception before the Tangraveldo campaign started dancing around the issue.
They are a few unconfirmed reports that Marie Osmond fainted when asked this question.
Official Kimball Position:
At the present, this is a States Rights issue. Hank Kimball encourages everyone to follow their State and Local legislation.
To find out how Mr. Kimball, when elected President, will handle this issue on the Federal level, tune into the Independent Debates on December 15.
Kimball '08
http://www.mo-neek-a.org/videos/HankKimball.wmv
John Giza at 4:00AM on Dec 7th 2007
9. They should take a limo or bus -- across the border.
hmsboston at 9:24AM on Dec 7th 2007
10. So then I thought, if they're illegal immigrants, they don't officially exist in this country, so how are they going to get an identification card (would they even show up in the license photo?)?
mo-NEEK-a at 9:45AM on Dec 7th 2007
11. LMAO... :)
www.simpletownusa.com
PennDragon at 10:12AM on Dec 7th 2007
12. Is this really an issue? Or is this a question from the NSAPP ( new stupid american patriot )
CGM at 10:37AM on Dec 7th 2007
13. mo-NEEK-a: it will look like Alden Linkkannmooremannsonatron's press release photo.
KIMBALL "08!
ah, clem at 10:54AM on Dec 7th 2007
14. What does the second P in NSAPP stand for? I hope its pancakes...I love pancakes.
Rah at 10:58AM on Dec 7th 2007
15. I think they should be brought to the wedding in a horse drawn carrage. lets treat them like the princes (or queens) they really are
Rah at 11:00AM on Dec 7th 2007