16. Question for Linkannmooremannsonatron-

"Why is toilet paper so expensive and isn't it bad for the environment anyway and how can we change that and what do you plan to do about it?

Phew! (Awesome video. Thanks Mo!)

Gabrielle at 11:15AM on Dec 15th 2007

17. That's a great question Gabrielle!

Of course being part Green Party and made up of several humans... global warming and toilet paper use are big issues for us.

First off, we are all about plankton! They eat carbon dioxide and toilet paper you know... so we start by rebuilding the ocean plankton and help undo some of the damage. Once this is done, we will begin to add the plankton to our septic tanks and toilets. The little fellas attach to the sides of the bowl, cleaning and scrubbing as they go! And you'll find they make great pets too!

You know, someone once asked me, "Is it gay to have a bidet?"
And, of course the answer is yes, but you sure cut down on a lot of toilet paper that way.

And as boring and tedious as it sounds, we should all listen to Nobel Prize & Oscar-winner Al Gore. He knows what he's talking about. He recently installed a series of bidets and plankton-infested chamber pots in his mansion to make it more green.

Oh, and if everyone reading this could plant a tree tomorrow... it can't hurt.

Together we can work toward eco-balance!


Linkkannmooremannsonatron '08

"Plankton... the answer is plankton!"

P.S. - Always buy in bulk! It saves you money on a "per roll" basis and it cuts down on plastic packaging. And if you want to borrow my CostCo card, Gabrielle, just let me know anytime and it's yours!

Linkkannmooremannsonatron at 11:57AM on Dec 15th 2007

18. I had no idea! Excellent answer! My brain positively hurts from all that information - but in a good way! Will Sea Monkeys work as well?

Gabrielle at 12:24PM on Dec 15th 2007

19.

Imagine there's no Charmin... it's easy if you try!
Below us only plankton... above us clear blue sky!

Imagine all the people... using a bidet!

Imagine there's no White Cloud, it isn't hard to do!
No Angel Soft to wipe for, and no Quilted Northern too!

Imagine all the people... using a bidet!

You may say I'm a stinker, but I'm not the only one!

I hope someday you will join us, and the world will sh*t as one!

FINN at 12:31PM on Dec 15th 2007

20. Will be back later with questions for Mr. Kimball and Ms. Osmond - have to run out and buy a bidet. Be back in a few!

Gabrielle at 12:39PM on Dec 15th 2007

21. Aw Friends,

Once again the Linkkannmooremannsonatron Campaign has pulled a Cottonelle out of their
answer bank.

For those Americans who can't afford Name Brand toilet paper, this question goes to Alden:
"All We Are Asking, Will you Lend us a Piece?"

Kimball '08

John Giza at 12:41PM on Dec 15th 2007

22. Dear Friends,

Once again Mr. Linkkannmooremannsonatron has pulled a Cottonelle out of his
answer bank.
Does Mr. Linkkannmooremannsonatron own a bidet.
Can we see a photo of it.
Sources suggest Mr. Linkannnmooremannsonatron uses only the finest quality paper.
This leaves the question hanging,
for those Americans who can't afford Name Brand Tissue:
"All We Are Asking--Will You Lend Us A Piece?"

Kimball '08

Hank Kimball at 12:49PM on Dec 15th 2007

23. Here we go again with the pictures, Hank!

I've come to expect these kinds of attacks from the Kimball campaign, as your popularity continues to decline.

Well, Linkkannmooremannsonatron hasn't a square to spare for Hank Kimball!

And I hereby challenge you, Hank, to answer Gabrielle's question yourself rather than attack my position.

What do you plan to do about it?
An outhouse for every man, woman, and child?

Linkkannmooremannsonatron '08

"Providing real solutions for America... and an endless supply of plankton!"

Linkkannmooremannsonatron at 1:16PM on Dec 15th 2007

24. A question for Mr. Kimball, and then I really must excuse myself for a few hours:

Since Jerusalem seems to be such a point of contention for so many religions, why not have a secular outfit - Disneyworld, for example - come in and run it? Could the happiest place on earth make the most religious place on earth a more harmonious place on earth?

Gabrielle at 1:09PM on Dec 15th 2007

25. CostCo!?...sheese! The very name raises my hackles!
My brother's AT&T bill is sky high, as he uses it to call me and boast relentlessly about his "clever bargain finds"! and his, "gee, you really need to get a CostCo where you live, you'd save hundreds!"
The small business man/woman must thrill as their hard fought industry shrivels to dust when CostCo comes to town!
Vote Kimball! He looks out for the little guy!
God Bless Hank Kimball.
VOTE VOTE VOTE for Hank Kimball! He looks out for
YOU!

ah, clem at 1:12PM on Dec 15th 2007

26. Alden,

Since your slogan has now become,
"A Bidet For Every Pot"
I am just wondering how you will subsidize this plan.
Here is an average bidet (this is not an advertisment!):
http://www.sanicare.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=cocobidet

Now, I assume your you must own five yourself.
A bit lavish for the common man don't you think?

Kimball '08

Hank Kimball at 1:23PM on Dec 15th 2007

27. Gabrielle,

A wonderful, albeit naive question.
Perhaps the sky is a wee
bit too bidet blue in your world.
Until we clear up
the allegations regaring whether Mr. Disney was Anti-Semitic
I think we should refrain from any ambitious
entrepreneurial resorts under that franchise
at this time.

Hank Kimball at 1:36PM on Dec 15th 2007

28. Gabrielle,

That said,
I am not opposed to establishing a Combine Harvester Park in that vicinity.

It is the fertile crescent
after all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oS1SuptQ0A&feature=related

Thanks to Andrea for this Video.

Hank Kimball at 2:02PM on Dec 15th 2007

29. I would like to pose a question for all candidates:

If the United States government were to hire a fancy New York public relations firm to create a new image of the U.S. to present to the world, what do you think it should be? How would you go about changing the world's perception of the country?

Gabrielle at 3:22PM on Dec 15th 2007

30. Dear Gabrielle:

(I'm going to step out of character for a few seconds here just to say that I am not sucking up to you when I say this is a truly wonderful question and in the true spirit of what I hoped this debate would be about.)

In character.

First, I would not hire a "fancy New York public relations firm." The Kimball Campaign has gone six months strong on the great support of an all volunteer and committed staff of some of the greatest minds in this country.
I would like to extend to some of them, such as Bobbles and Ah,Clem, the opportunity to respond to this question with the equal authority of this Campaign.

For my part, I do not believe America needs a "new image." I believe we must return to an old image which has been lost for the last eight years. That image is one of an America who is willing to lead, willing to follow, willing to bend and eager to love.
Mo, forgive me if I post this again, but it truly represents what is best about our Country.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmxT21uFRwM

Hank Kimball at 3:56PM on Dec 15th 2007