61. Hello Roccats and thank you all for being here tonight. As moderator I would like to tell you all to please visit these sites before any of the fun festivities begin. After all, these are the things that truly matter.

The Joey Dipaola Aids Camp
www.jdaf.org

and...

The Special Olympics
www.specialolympics.org

Thank you all and enjoy the continuation of the debates!

Jacqueline, 2007 Independent Debate Moderator at 10:09PM on Dec 15th 2007

62. ah, clem...sure, we can fund star wars...as soon as we get the money back from those contras...

bobbleheaddoll at 10:12PM on Dec 15th 2007

63. J.Q. Cheers and thank you for your hard work girl! I'll send some Woolite for your carpets...so handy to have after parties!
Work that skirt!

ah, clem at 10:15PM on Dec 15th 2007

64. jq...will you be asking the submitted questions once the candidates arrive? or will it continue to be free form as it has been?

bobbleheaddoll at 10:16PM on Dec 15th 2007

65. Friends, Americans, Countrymen
Lend me your Ears
of Corn,
Mr. Kimball is in the building
and ready to Debate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSAoBhoKtzI

God Bless America,
(And thanks for the French on Reagan--I could never understand him in English)

John Giza, Campaign Manager for Kimball '08

John Giza at 10:48PM on Dec 15th 2007

66. Mo, would mind if we just took a moment to dance before we vote and BTW how long to da independent pole boothes stay open?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywH7KfBK8fw&NR=1

Timo at 10:56PM on Dec 15th 2007

67. Dear Kimball Supporters,

I would like to add this, for Miguel in Spain
and for all those who speak a different language
other than the one Ronald Reagan was speaking.
Okay Timo, you too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu-0IzEoDJo

Kimball '08

John Giza at 11:10PM on Dec 15th 2007

68. Just received this one by fax: by a Mr. Waldo Biff of Burbank, CA
To ALL Candidates!......>

Do YOU send out a Christmas "This year's "round-up!" style letters? Pre-printed or signed?

Will you regale the recipients with the details all of your friggin' Princess cruise vacations this year? Answer carefully.

Hey I'm just the messenger! ah, clem

ah, clem at 11:22PM on Dec 15th 2007

69. Greetings Earthlings!

Thank you for your questions and this opportunity to serve you, citizens of the United States of America... and of course, Mo!

Linkkannmooremannsonatron has carefully computed and will now share with you the following lightning round of answers to previously posed questions...

- YES to Free Hugs! Anything more and you should just pay a PROfessional! Don't forget to tip!
- YES to American Idol style phone-in voting! NO to multiple votes for Sanjaya!
- YES to new U.S. image... I think we should put Rosie O'Donnell, Donald Trump, Martha Stewart, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and Madonna in charge of marketing. This would make our politicians look better!
- NO to genitalia removal! NO to whining! YES to legal pet adoption! NO to Paris Hilton “puppy purses”!
- YES to fruits and vegetables! NO to fast food chains! YES universal healthcare! NO to HMOs! YES to holistic medicine!
- YES to Star Wars! YES to X-Files! NO to Battlefield Earth! NO to Starship Troopers!

And now... one of my top 10 favorite robot songs.
You all feel free to do the robot dance with me!

I AM LINKKANNMOOREMANNSONATRON!!!!! Let the party begin...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk0xmCZQWmk

Linkkannmooremannsonatron '08

“In the end, everything can be reduced to a YES or a NO, a one or a zero, a Donny or a Marie!”

Linkkannmooremannsonatron at 11:21PM on Dec 15th 2007

70. Dear Waldo,
A lot of people have been looking for you!

While Mr. Kimball is in makeup, I'd be delighted to
field your question.
Hank Kimball observes all Holidays, makes his holiday greetings out of retired tree bark, signs them himself and hand delivers them to the receipient. This is called, for lack of a better word, LOVE.
And:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A_A_SVIB5A

As soon as Duncan Tangraveldo gets out from over- billing her patients and our Moderator Ms. Jacqueline arrives, let the Debate Begin.

By the way, it is a good thing Hank Kimball originally got the Debate date wrong, because last night he showed up in Kansas City Texas. Wait, wait, let me say that again, Kansas City Oregon. No wait, it was Kansas City Denver...
Anyway, just a reminder:
Hank Kimball is a favorite son or daughter in every State, since a Hooterville exists in every State in the U.S.A.

John Giza at 11:51PM on Dec 15th 2007

71. This can't be repeated enough,

"So vote! Vote! It's what Grandma Zehrung would have wanted!!!"

Thank you Andrea...great story to share. :)

ah, clem at 11:52PM on Dec 15th 2007

72. Well I'm thowing my two arms into the ten arms of well I can't PROnounce his ah name but I know that he or it or whatever has my heart and soul yah mon. My lovely Pro is sending out da vote on a prepaid holiday postal fruitcake ballot right now!
And now that we are united in brada sista hood I'm pledging all my mind effort and a couple of ah yen to yah rockin party now Rock On! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V86iOFvh034&NR=1

Timo at 11:51PM on Dec 15th 2007

73. Announcing, the candidate that has been foretold throughout the ages...
Duncan Tangraveldo has just entered the forum-he got confused on the time as the debate is in NY time and he didn't realize that it was different from the other time.


Vote Duncan Tangraveldo
"Does this look infected to you?"

Andrea, the conduit of Duncan at 11:53PM on Dec 15th 2007

74. Okay Timo,

I think we can all agree that Education is your
primary concern.
Listen sweetheart, we will get you out of the
fourth grade before you are gray.
Just follow this advice:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKOwTgD3Vks

And this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ8Lwm2h1Q8

Thanks buddaboop.

John Giza at 12:03AM on Dec 16th 2007

75. Alden I lub ya lub ya lub ya Mann mmmmmmmmmmMooreMann I just don't understand
But Link me to your command and
We'll walk da wild wild wild again
and the colored sing sha na na sha na na
Alden you da Mann
But I just don't understand
Where da
Moore Mann
Stand
yah

Timo at 12:10AM on Dec 16th 2007