Three or four people sent me this news item within a twenty-minute stretch: in the Tampa area, two men named Telly Savalas were arrested within hours of each other. Worse, they were both named for the former television star-they carry his first and middle names, though they have different last names. Almost certainly, there are no statistics kept on this kind of thing: if anyone knows of any other cases of criminals bearing the names of formerly popular crimefighting characters, please advise.