1. "FUX NOISE"

Anti-Fux Noise stuff makes wingers psychotic. Dave and Okane are probably having grand mal seizures.

Yes, neo-punks, we know that Fux Noise has more viewers than MSNBC and CNN.

Lots of people watch, "American Idol" too. Doesn't make it intelligent. At least, "American Idol" doesn't have malicious intent.

Captain Negative at 3:08AM on Jul 4th 2008

2. AND ATHEISM IS A CATASTROPHIC FAILURE

http://www.evolutionfacts.blogspot.com

BARACK OBAMA at 6:55AM on Jul 4th 2008

3. Having caught "Fox and Friends" a few mornings, I was reminded of the Three Stooges. What is up with this show? Sheesh, in the morning, just give us the news, cut the stupid cutesy crap. I think the woman on there in the morning tries to be fair and moderate, but she is bullied by the two morons we just saw in the piece. These two guys are so self centered and into themselves and completely unprofessional. Where did they dig them up? Ugh.

David S. at 8:21AM on Jul 4th 2008

4. Faux Noise has more viewers than CNN and MSNBC because huge piles of steaming excrement always attracts many flies.

Uncle Meat at 8:23AM on Jul 4th 2008

5. Fox is the pits and those that watch most like to be lied too, just that simple!

I have a simple question for you republicans? How come in 2000 when the Country was in such good shape, why did you all tell us that John McCain was no good but Bush was? Why did the GOP call McCain to old in 2000 but 8 years later he's the right age at 73? How come in 2000 his military records with all his write ups and crashed jets, the fact he was second to last in his class was an open book? How come they even questioned his patriotism by saying he made ANTI-AMERICAN films with the enemy, but we can't look at his military records? Why is it republicans questioned his ethics and claimed he took bribes from PAX TV in the form of money, private jet service fancy hotel stays with a pretty young lobbyist back then. Tell us all why we should even think of McCain after his own party wouldn't in 2000!

cjanis at 8:35AM on Jul 4th 2008

6.

Never fear… As your leader, I, Barack Obama, and my minions in congress pledge to use this predetermined economic crisis to expand government all the way into your homes.

This is our five points of the pentagram strategy

1. No longer will you have to struggle at parenting. We your friendly government wants ownership of your children.

2. No longer will you have to pay all these large car and home payments. We your friendly government will not only take over your car and house payments we want to own them.

3. No longer will you have teach your children how to live or who to think. Our government schools teach the children you once were responsible for. We your friendly government will provide them will a myriad of social-engineering techniques in order to make them good citizens of the state. Therefore we will indoctrinate them into hedonism, secular humanism, atheism; then create of culture where mindless entertainment, pornography, drug use, and alcoholism is so taboo that the life dysfunctions of laziness, apathy, idleness, worthlessness will cause them to lose their passion to care about what's true and real in this world. We want them to lose personal self-control so that we can control them. We your friendly government will now think "politically correct."

4. No longer will you have to worry yourself about the high prices that you pay. The masons from BOTH political parties worked behind the scene in government to create the economic hardships that you now face in order to prepare you, the public, to give up their personal property. That’s why it didn’t matter whether you voted for Kerry or Bush, both belonged to the same mason system. Therefore, we your friendly government wants to now own ALL your banks, businesses and have total and complete control over ALL Media outlets (including the Internet). We must filter everything out that would offend us. We will be the though police within your homes. The masons in this present administration laid the ground work for emanate domain. Now in my government all personal property and media must now be controlled and owned by your government America will now become our compound where all guns are outlawed so that our citizens lose the power to defend themselves. We your friendly government will be your only one source of protection.

5. No longer will you be allowed to worship any other god except your government. Our greatest objective in this new world order is a One world government and where government takes the place of God over the people in every nation. All people must bow down to their government.

And if you dare to DEFY us .... WE WILL CRUSH YOU!!! WE WILL CRUSH YOU!!! WE WILL CRUSH YOU!!! HA! HA! HA! HAAAAA!!!!

Thank you. This public service announcement was sponsored by the New World Order and Government for Change.

Yours truly,

Barack Hussein Osama Obama

Barack Obama at 8:39AM on Jul 4th 2008

7. New for Dumb Fux: the network that Josef Goebbels would have been proud to be associated with.

emelpe at 8:43AM on Jul 4th 2008

8. Remember, an American voting for Osama bin Obama is like an Israeli voting for Al Qaeda.

---- NOBAMA 08!

Obama Sucks at 8:51AM on Jul 4th 2008

9. Another Cenk finding that will have global repercussions.

Doctored photos giving the likeness of "Bozo" depicting their true character.

This is like Olberman & Maddows uncovering the news story of the century during the primaries when they were solemnly discussing the ID theft info of Obama like it was another great right wing conspiracy. A few hours later it was discovered McCain & Hillary's records had been breached as well but I never heard the two talking heads recant their findings.

Wouldn't it be much more newsworthy to give up another mark for Obama's changed policy on withdrawing troops from the war zone? I'm losing count to the "about turns" this guy has had in the past month alone.

The hypocrisy lives on.....

Bobby at 8:57AM on Jul 4th 2008

10. I just love how all the Fox-obsessed go into a tizzy when Fox does exactly what they've been accusing them of doing for ages.

If you don't like Fox, do what I do.

Don't watch it.

bob at 9:12AM on Jul 4th 2008

11. Uncle Beat Your Meat

Up early for a little exercise of your right hand on the "keyboard"?

robert okane at 9:43AM on Jul 4th 2008

12. Cenk

That was funny and your making it serious.

And all your little dimwit Left Wingnuts squeeze their legs together and squeel with delight about "nailing" Fox News

Photoshop a reporters face is "Big News"'s birth

Photoshop of Hussein's birth certificate and trying to pass it off as real is not "Big News?"

With almost no effort at all one can check and see if the Birth Certificate of Hussein Obama is real or is he and Daily Kos passing off a Photoshopped Birth Certificate?? Real or forged???

That does not make Cenk's little Left Wingnuts squeel with delight, that one maybe caught a candidate for President in a big lie???
A funny picture of a newsman is big news?

hmmmmm Go join Uncle Beat Your Meat and exercise along with him in front of your computer.

robert okane at 9:44AM on Jul 4th 2008

13. I don't know who Steve Doocy (sp?) is, as I don't have all day to sit around looking for errors in the news. Seem that now that people do have that much time we've really seen the bias and shoddy work in ALL our media outlets including the New York Times and Fox News. I would like to see someone actually challenge that. Not in a partisan hack manner like this, but really do it. This is a problem in our univerisites. A Huge problem.

Mel at 9:47AM on Jul 4th 2008

14. Cenk says
Who can take these guys seriously anymore?
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Your a freakin joke you moron, you honestly think anyone takes you serious besides your fluffers Clif and Capt. I have seen myspace blogs and my local newspaper get more comments than you idiot. If MSNBC or CNN did this, your pathetic ass wouldn't be babbling on about it. You far left morons have made your little career off of writing insignificant stories about Fox.

Ben at 9:54AM on Jul 4th 2008

15. Nice of you to write a story about our Independance today. Good to see you are keeping up your tradition of writing about old news and "big stories" I guess you have to keep your two fans happy right? You are truly pitiful.

Bryan at 10:01AM on Jul 4th 2008