Drudge had this item from WCBS TV of a 44-pound cat who was rescued from the street by an animal shelter. There are indications (like the fact that she weighs FORTY-FOUR POUNDS) that she had a home until recently, but there was no collar. That owner is going to be mighty surprised when she starts making the talk show rounds with the shelter staff, as she's scheduled to do this week. Her caretakers have nicknamed her "Princess Chunk" and put her on a diet.
Meanwhile, in Indiana, a family has found Jesus . . . in their cat's fur. Check out the video and be the judge of whether or not the cat's fur pattern is a sign from God. (Although isn't finding patterns in a TABBY's fur cheating? They're like furry, walking Rorschach tests.)
Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 1)
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I always knew there was a reason I worshipped pussy....(pussy cats?)
Jesus in a cat? Why not, his mom shows up in toast all over the world?
mac at 9:34PM on Jul 30th 2008
2. I've seen pussy fur in the shape of...oh...wait....sorry!
bob at 10:12PM on Jul 30th 2008
3. No fair! that cat rolled in a grilled cheese sandwich! I'd show you but the other cat ate it.
Clif Kuplen at 10:25PM on Jul 30th 2008
4. No, no, no - clearly, the Indiana cat has the Martian Face in its fur. It is the herald of the NJ cat, who is to be the momma of a hybrid Martian cat (the earlier attempts of such a hybrid are the basis for the Chupacabra legends).
Toad at 1:30AM on Jul 31st 2008
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I'm glad I don't have a 44 lb pus.... I mean, cat.
Doofus at 3:08AM on Jul 31st 2008
6. This country is bursting at the seams with superstitious fruitcakes.
Ken C. at 5:26AM on Jul 31st 2008
7. http://www.knbc.com/news/17037773/detail.html
This news story has a pic if you can't see the video.
If that is supposed to be Jesus then Jesus had one eye and was blugeoned with an Ugly Stick. It looks more like Pop Eye.
K at 11:16AM on Jul 31st 2008
8. If you are looking for Jesus - he is right here
http://evolutionfacts.blogspot.com/#the_message_that_we_were_born_to_hear
DOUGY JONES at 1:45PM on Jul 31st 2008
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Ada I saw the Hoosier cat on the news. Why is it that these so called miracles show up in innocuous places such as cat fur and taco shells? Not much of a sign from god is it?
JefFlyingV at 3:57PM on Aug 1st 2008
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Maybe the cat is a new heaven strategy since cat souls have been virtually untapped by the church, cat conversion to christianity is now 100%. Cats for Christ.
JefFlyingV at 7:23PM on Aug 1st 2008