1. Aw Mo,

There can be no doubt: Scientology.
Ever since I was a little boy in the Galactic Confederation Scouts, I've always enjoyed sitting around the Volcano at night, singing campfire songs and blowing myself up with a
hydrogen bomb.

Besides, why does the Christian Science Textbook need to be printed in braille?

JG^^

John Giza at 3:55PM on Mar 6th 2008

2. Gees, Mo!

The words Christian and Science should never be spoken together - a true oxy-moron if there ever was one. And Scientology? that's just a bunch of hooie. I'm surprised you didn't find someone who didn't choose either.

That would have been me, I choose logic.

TJ at 3:56PM on Mar 6th 2008

3. Aw C'mon Gang,

What was that self-help song we used to sing around the Volcano...
you know the one, where one person starts and then a few seconds later...BOOM! ?

I know Andrea knows this one.

JG^^

John Giza at 4:04PM on Mar 6th 2008

4. Sorry TJ,

That's not how this game is played.
You must choose one or the other!

I choose Christian Science because I don't like taking prescription drugs or getting stuck with needles. And the reading rooms sound nice!

I wonder if the Dineshians will catch on to this one... if they do, there will be so much feces being flung around we'll think we were at Arby's:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQOwdupsXUo

Well, I'm getting kind of hungry now so TMTH y'all! (Tomato Mayonaise Turkey Ham!)

FINN at 4:12PM on Mar 6th 2008

5. Well, all one can really say when faced with this choice, or any other, is:
(sung in high Elf-like timbre)
You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice,
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice!
You can choose to pay alot, and bow to Cruise's swill,
I will choose a path that's clear, I will choose Free Will!

helas at 4:30PM on Mar 6th 2008

6. I am afraid of Joan Crawford who was a Christian Scientist... and I am scared of Scientolobots...

My only religious view is being a Roccat.

EXPERIENCE A CHANGE OF HILLARY: SEX'08.

Spain does it, Roccats!

Miguel Cane at 4:52PM on Mar 6th 2008

7. I think I'd choose Scientology. One, I have bad knees and would be extremely cranky without my painkillers. Two, Scientology is the ultimate joke, and laughter is the best medicine. (oh, so maybe I could be both!)

mo-NEEK-a at 4:53PM on Mar 6th 2008

8. I worked in hospitals for many years then found Christian Science 26 years ago. I've had so many healings--physical, spiritual, emotional, economic-- since then and it has been fully proved to me that the laws of God as written in the Bible and in our hearts are scientific. Turning to God as a first resort instead of as a last resort brings so many blessings and healings into our lives. Science and Health by Mary Baker Eddy is totally based on Biblical truths, especially Jesus's teachings and example.

Angell at 4:57PM on Mar 6th 2008

9. Have you tried to watch your videos on a dinosaur computer? It's impossible. I wanted to weigh in when I saw the word "Scientology." What the heck is this? It's discrimination isn't it? When a group of people can determine who and who does not work in Hollywood that's a problem. When the group decides that you must go to rehab to understand a critical process that breaks you down to build you up it's a problem. When the group decides your kids are special and they take control of them at an early age and unsupervised, it's a problem. Hail Baby! When the group demands kickbacks for the jobs you receive, it's nothing more than an expensive, egotistical, agent ruining a good thing. What's wrong with the old fashioned way of giving credit to God for all creativity? Scientology is like joining the Simpson's "Stone Cutters." Who controls Hollywood? WE do, we do! Bad topic if you didn't want to hear the truth. They shut the building after I took my test.

Cecil Jones at 5:08PM on Mar 6th 2008

10. OMG~~~1 BLOG WHERE ALL YOU PSYCHOPATHS RESIDE. I MEAN SERIOUSLY PEOPLE, KIDDING OR NOT IN YOUR POSTS, YOU SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF FRICKIN' NUT JOBS!!!

Christine at 5:09PM on Mar 6th 2008

11. RIGHT ON CECIL!!! FINALLY, AMONGST ALL THIS BS, SOMEONE WHO MAKES SENCE! SCIENTOLOGY IS FOR MISFITS WHO BELIEVE THEY HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THEIR OWN LIVES SO THEY FREELY HAND IT OVER TO L. RON HUBBARD (KING OF THE SOCIOPATHS!), ALONG WITH A CUT OF THEIR SALARIES, UNSUPERVISED ACCESS TO THEIR CHILDREN AND 'TONS' OF READY AND AVAILABLE BRAINWASHING MATERIAL. WHEN AN ACTOR/ACTRESS COMES OUT OF THE PROVERBIAL CLOSET AND DECLARES THEIR DEVOTION TO SCIENTOLOGY MY RESPONSE IS: ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!

Christine at 5:15PM on Mar 6th 2008

12. Helas:

Oh no! Will has been abducted AGAIN?

If I've told him once, I've told him a trillion recurring lifetimes: "Don't go out for fresh air by that lamp post."

Okay Roccats,

Let's get on the phone to LaPaglia.

JG^^

John Giza at 5:19PM on Mar 6th 2008

13. Definitely Christian Science!!!

At least they won't charge me outrageous fees to hold a pair of stupid soup cans!!!

@mo-NEEK-a : A laugh is you thinking Scientology would let you take those drugs!! Don't you know your knee problems are caused by your reactive mind and misdeeds in your past life?? They're not REAL problems, and they'd make you march hours and hours to 'fix' your idea that they are!

Scientology is a damn cult! Charges too much money, breaks the damned law, hates free speech!!! I aint heard Christian Science hurting people or infiltrating the GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

Susan Duranjaya at 5:32PM on Mar 6th 2008

14. Um Christine,

We're not FRICKIN' NUT JOBS... we're the Roccats!

This is a NUT JOB:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL1uFjSbvnA

And this is a NUT JOB:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-gHeR8IpAU

And this is a NUT JOB:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPY_xWci9AA

I hope that clears it up for ya!

Roccats Rock!!!

FINN at 5:33PM on Mar 6th 2008

15. Oh Yeah!

I almost forgot the ultimate FRICKIN' NUT JOB:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0

Roccats Rock!!!

FINN at 5:35PM on Mar 6th 2008