What made the encounter so porno-y was Palin's awkward scripted quality, the poor lighting (why does every piece of tape from Alaska look like a cross between a hostage video and skin flick?), and of course Palin's pouty-lipped eagerness to please. Gibson feigned irritation only added to the sexual tension.
The adult film subgenre known as Palin Porn is expected to hit the market just after Election Day. Make no mistake, fans from both parties will be stuffing this ballot box.
Which title would you like to see released first? Vote now!
(You can also suggest your own in the comments section. Warning: Let's keep this discussion respectful. Any smutty suggestions or comments will be deleted!!)
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Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 10)
1. Aw Mo,
Maybe you should tie this contest in with the "How Does Sarah Get Rid of McCain" contest.
Then, you would come up with...
"No Cutty for Old Men."
JG^^
John Giza at 5:05PM on Sep 17th 2008
2. We don't need Palin to be divisive. The country is already divided than it has been for any time since FDR, and maybe since the Civil War began. Obama's election would certainly not bring left and right any closer together. Our only chance is McCain/Palin. We can at least agree that Palin is an interesting choice.
Bob at 5:10PM on Sep 17th 2008
3. Bob,
I think you might be trying to split hairs.
Palin is very divisive, and I mean that in a bad way.
Let's stick to the issues, before they start sticking to us.
JG^^
John Giza at 5:32PM on Sep 17th 2008
4. Bob, do you really think McCain can bring the left and the right closer? How? As for Sarah Palin, do you think that her being interesting is a qualification? She can't be trusted with the press. How can she be trusted with foreign leaders? Is she going to be controlled by people behind the scenes? They are both mediocre.
Schmice at 1:01PM on Sep 18th 2008
5. any plans for getting rid of alaska king crabs? Besides finding a neocon crockshucker who likes seafood, I mean...
I have the bootleg copy of 'Is that a Pine Marten in your parka or are you just happy to see me?'
Clif Kuplen at 5:41PM on Sep 17th 2008
6. I forgot to mention it was a snuff flick. they peeled down to long johns and instantly froze to death.
Clif Kuplen at 5:41PM on Sep 17th 2008
7. Sarah does Siberia!!!
ex-christian at 6:25PM on Sep 17th 2008
8. I voted for "Bush Doctrine" because that bogus Gibson interview still cracks me up!
Babe, I hope these aren't too dirty:
The Palin Mantis Loves Heads.
Palin the Snow Blower.
Hot Redneck Chick Does America.
giftedgirl at 6:43PM on Sep 17th 2008
9. This is waaaay too much fun!!
Palin Sucks.
Whacko Waxing Wood.
giftedgirl at 7:05PM on Sep 17th 2008
10. Drill, Baby, Drill!!!!!
Here are some other great Sarah Palin porn titles:
"Hockey Moms Exposed"
"Alaska for Some Head"
"The Polar Express 3: Ridin' the Palin Train"
"You Can Put IT Up on My Ebay"
"Loose as a Moose"
"All is Fair in Love ANWAR"
FINN at 7:18PM on Sep 17th 2008
11. I dunno guys?
She may become the first VP I could crank one off to.
I know, Bob, I may wrong. Your first was Cheney??
mac at 7:33PM on Sep 17th 2008
12. Let's all go hunting deer and bear with the VEEP!
Dear faces and bare asses?
mac at 7:35PM on Sep 17th 2008
13. It's almost too obvious. Veep Throat.
snowbird58 at 7:56PM on Sep 17th 2008
14. Shrew Screws Blue.
LMAO, y'all!
giftedgirl at 7:57PM on Sep 17th 2008
15. Confederate Nuts and Palin Pie.
giftedgirl at 8:19PM on Sep 17th 2008