What made the encounter so porno-y was Palin's awkward scripted quality, the poor lighting (why does every piece of tape from Alaska look like a cross between a hostage video and skin flick?), and of course Palin's pouty-lipped eagerness to please. Gibson feigned irritation only added to the sexual tension.
The adult film subgenre known as Palin Porn is expected to hit the market just after Election Day. Make no mistake, fans from both parties will be stuffing this ballot box.
Which title would you like to see released first? Vote now!
(You can also suggest your own in the comments section. Warning: Let's keep this discussion respectful. Any smutty suggestions or comments will be deleted!!)
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Reader Comments ( Page 10 of 10)
136. Clif:
134. Alaska sex instructions:
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I... can't... breathe...
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
torquemada at 10:42PM on Oct 9th 2008
137. Perhaps Sarah Palin is not the fragile, little porcelain doll the GOP has portrayed her to be. My personal title choice was "Drill, Baby, Drill!" because she stated this at the debate and it is my hope that it becomes one of her signature catchphrases.
But then again, who really knows? Maybe one of these days an ancient bootleg copy of "Sarah Palin: The Freak Behind the Glasses" will appear on the White House's doorstep.
Rebecca at 5:26PM on Oct 14th 2008
138. It needs a more international flair. Russian porn is supposed to be pretty big. How about: Putin it to Palin. (It could be subtitled: I Can See My House from Here! I'll let you figure out the picture.)
Steven Laskoske at 8:23PM on Oct 14th 2008
139. blacks only vote blacks so let's
vote dunham/white/mccain
bc at 8:03PM on Oct 21st 2008