What made the encounter so porno-y was Palin's awkward scripted quality, the poor lighting (why does every piece of tape from Alaska look like a cross between a hostage video and skin flick?), and of course Palin's pouty-lipped eagerness to please. Gibson feigned irritation only added to the sexual tension.
The adult film subgenre known as Palin Porn is expected to hit the market just after Election Day. Make no mistake, fans from both parties will be stuffing this ballot box.
Which title would you like to see released first? Vote now!
(You can also suggest your own in the comments section. Warning: Let's keep this discussion respectful. Any smutty suggestions or comments will be deleted!!)
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Reader Comments ( Page 3 of 10)
31. How about "Randy Rapture" and "Pentacostal Peep Show"
kitty sinned at 8:32AM on Sep 18th 2008
32. Actually, I thought of something more sinister-
"The Stepford Candidate"
Robert at 9:03AM on Sep 18th 2008
33. So much for all that stuff about Democrats being cultured and erudite and in favor of women's rights. Their guy, Obama, is struggling and Dems respond with smears, vicious political street fighting tactics and lots of denigrating dehumanizing sexual "humor".
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Like it when the shoe's on the other foot? "Hussein" Obama references don't bother you, but this does? Selective, aren't you.
ex-christian at 11:23AM on Sep 18th 2008
34. mo rocca, we stand together, knowing there is only 50 billion HELL BOUND, im talking straight to HELL, of course U, along with others get to get a glimpse of the PRECIOUS, GENTLE, BEAUTIFUL JESUS CHRIST, only for a second. then U will BURN FOR ETERNITY. WOW, THATS FOREVER. it is not to late. just ask for forgiveness, through the ALL MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS CHRIST, AND YOU TO CAN LIVE IN AN AWESOME PLACE, JESUS'S DADDY IS AWEFULLY BOTHERED WITH YOU, SO YOU BETTER GET TO THE ONLY NAME THAT MATTERS. SEE, JESUS HAS EVERYTHING ON EARTH, ALL THINGS WERE MADE FOR HIM. EVERY-FLIPPING THING. THE ONLY THING HE DOES NOT HAVE IS A BODY. YES, A REAL LIVE BODY. HE GAVE IT UP ON THE CROSS FOR WREATCHED SOULS LIKE US. HE ONLY WANTS TO LIVE THROUGH US, A WILLING BODY. A BODY TO LOVE WITH. TO SHOW, FORGIVENESS THROUGH. UNDERSTANDING WITH. THOUGHTFULLNESS OF ONE ANOTHER. GUARDING YOUR TONGUE AGAINST OTHERS. FOR IF YOU SPEAK NO EVIL OF ANOTHER, YOU ARE CONSIDERED "PERFECT". A BODY, A WILLING BODY, HE WANTS, AND ONLY YOU CAN GIVE IT TO HIM.
honestrepublican at 11:34AM on Sep 18th 2008
35. Doesn't it bother anyone that McCain is so old that he shouldn't buy green bananas, and his VP candidate has zero national experience and less than zero international experience? She may be able to see Russia from her house, but she never even had a passport until last year. I'd LOVE to see someone give her the interview questions that W was given in his first campaign, where they asked him where certain countries were located.
And nevermind the fact that she believes the earth is only 7,000 years old and believes man walked with the dinosaurs (claims she has seen a fossil proving it).
While it seemed impossible that the US could actually elect someone dumber (or in this case, more naive) than W, but it looks like it may actually happen.
bulletdr at 11:44AM on Sep 18th 2008
36. Dear Mo,
Thank you for pointing out the cheap and oddly suggestive ambience of the Palin interviews. What was with the yellow light? The interviews with the brother in law had the same bleak sleazy quality.
I love the movie concept. How about:
Pit Bull Lips Palin in "Bite Me"
Bangin' the Gavel (An Erotic Adventure on Ebay)
Rink Job; They Did It Hockey Style
Marie Helene at 2:55PM on Sep 18th 2008
37. Aw Mo,
Let's not forget
"Ice Road Truck Stop Women."
JG^^
John Giza at 4:37PM on Sep 18th 2008
38. IT'S BACK!
What happened? I had visions of AOL Stormtroopers hauling Mo away.
Well, I'll have to (re)post this where it belongs:
BEHIND THE GLASS CEILING
YUKON NEO-CON DEBUTANTES
ANWR SNOWBUNNIES - The HEAT is on, but there's no Arctic Shrinkage here!
OOPS! I-DID-A-ROD
SARAH DOES SASKATOON
POLAR COUGARS #17
PALIN REACHES POLE - A semi-documentary detailing the governor's quest for the North Pole. Co-starring Peter North.
Sorry, they're late.
torquemada at 4:55PM on Sep 18th 2008
39. Geeze Mo...I have been enjoying most of your posts, but this one was slimy.
Heidi at 5:02PM on Sep 18th 2008
40. I would like to add; SARAH PALIN NOW YOU SEE ME NOW YOU DON'T.
That's because she's been flagged as the mizzen mast of the McCain,s campaign, but will not be left alone to face the media. That says something about ht confidence the GOP leader has in her abilities.
Jean Saint-Joy at 5:14PM on Sep 18th 2008
41. Mo, as a parent, I believe you should be ashamed of yourself for posting such smut on an open blog. I don't know anything about your work and/or your background, so I hope you have some redeeming values that are not on display here because it would be so sad if you don't!
tmw at 6:02PM on Sep 18th 2008
42. Palin's a little too conservative for me, but I wouldn't have a problem with a McCain / Palin administration so long as McCain was still in the driver's seat. She strikes me as someone who would attack first and think later where the military is concerned, and I'd hate to think what someone who thinks she has the right to tell me what to read would do with all that power.
That said, I think what Mo's doing is hilarious if adolescent. 'Veep Throat' and 'You're Not My First Dude' are my favorites so far...here's my two cents
Pig With No Blanket
Pitbull In Heat (With Lipstick)
Governatrix and the Naughty Librarian
Governatrix and the Troublesome Trooper
For good measure, here's a few for Hillary.
A Sniper Shot My Muffin Basket
Dude, Where's My Pants-Suit?
That's Not White Water
It's 3 a.m. and She's Ready
Shaun C. at 6:12PM on Sep 18th 2008
43. Cenk Uygur You are brillant !!!
Finally somebody said it !!!! Eureka !!!
Of course Bush is a communist !!!
Undercover, and with the "White Gloves" !!!
Bush and his partner and follower McCain !
This is why we are in a total disaster now !!!
Like you said, they get the profits (like the war in Iraq also) and we get the losses ( lives of our troops in Iraq)
congratulations !!!
Sorry I don't think that half of this country can understand you. There is too much ignorance !
This is why we have to see a pair of Fake Clowns (in all the meanings)like McCain/Palin, they are realy a national, internacional and Global Shame!
martha
marta305 at 6:42PM on Sep 18th 2008
44. You are brillant !!!
Finally somebody said it !!!! Eureka !!!
Of course Bush is a communist !!!
Undercover, and with the "White Gloves" !!!
Bush and his partner and follower McCain !
This is why we are in a total disaster now !!!
Like you said, they get the profits (like the war in Iraq also) and we get the losses ( lives of our troops in Iraq)Bush and frieinds get the OIL !
congratulations !!! but
Sorry I don't think that half of this country can understand you. There is too much ignorance !
This is why we have to see a pair of Fake Clowns (in all the meanings)like McCain/Palin, they are realy a national, internacional and Global Shame!
martha
marta305 at 6:40PM on Sep 18th 2008
45. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,
But what is really going on between Cat Woman and Mo Rocca?
Now that's NEWS!
All the rest is Palin in comparison.
Remember, you heard it first on Mo Rocca 180!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zbBwJFwAPAw
JG^^
John Giza at 6:47PM on Sep 18th 2008