What made the encounter so porno-y was Palin's awkward scripted quality, the poor lighting (why does every piece of tape from Alaska look like a cross between a hostage video and skin flick?), and of course Palin's pouty-lipped eagerness to please. Gibson feigned irritation only added to the sexual tension.
The adult film subgenre known as Palin Porn is expected to hit the market just after Election Day. Make no mistake, fans from both parties will be stuffing this ballot box.
Which title would you like to see released first? Vote now!
(You can also suggest your own in the comments section. Warning: Let's keep this discussion respectful. Any smutty suggestions or comments will be deleted!!)
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Reader Comments ( Page 4 of 10)
46. Bare Skin Rug
John Galt at 6:54PM on Sep 18th 2008
47. Incredibly, Todd Palin's Secret Service codename is "Driller".
Have fun!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Service_codenames
Paul at 7:24PM on Sep 18th 2008
48. Palin Sees the Russians Coming! A View from Sarah's Bedroom Window.
Naked Snowmobiling with Sarah and John: Snow balls at high speed!
Sarah Speaks in Tongues.
Over a Pork Barrel.
Sarah and her Naughty Librarians.
(loved the Governatrix! LOL)
Jude at 8:24PM on Sep 18th 2008
49. Not the Bush doctrine But Palin faces Charlie G-G- Gushine He sure is a dork don't ya know.
sandhi3 at 10:47PM on Sep 18th 2008
50. I think the left(I used to be one.I no longer am.)has forgoten their center and will pay dearly this Nov.They will not discuss issues, they are more concerned with name calling and hacking emails
elaine at 7:28AM on Sep 19th 2008
51. Here's a few more titles.
ImPALIN my pussy on your pipeline.
Lipstick on my poll.
Oil slick my ass...please.
Alaska favor of you.
MeLynda at 8:23AM on Sep 19th 2008
52. You liberal fags should realize that the only blacks that are going too be in the White House are going to be mowing the lawn or doing the laundry.
Mark at 8:10AM on Sep 19th 2008
53. Say what you want but she is a MILF.
This is the new blood we need in Washington, not Joe Biden.
I'd actually prefer a slasher flick to porn.
"Bushwacker. How I trimmed the fat in DC"
Starring Sarah Palin.
The film would start in the basement of the Capitol Building with her holding a weedwacker fitted with a saw blade. Not a very sharp one at that. She walks a line of old Democratic Washingtonion's who are chained, naked, lying on their back. They have been fed Viagra laden government cheese and they are all up and at 'em, so to speak.
Sarah is dressed in a see through plastic mask, (don't want to hide that face) and a leather apron and some welding gloves.
Wait! Was she in Saw III?
Anyway, as the film progresses, the fat in Washington is cut, hung and dried.
Our Nations sweetheart has finally removed the "high, hard, stiff one" Washington has been sticking to the public for years.
As the story ends she rides off into the Alaskan sunset on a moose.
Yeah, I know. I need more sleep.
mike at 8:23AM on Sep 19th 2008
54. What is it you want? A turbin head athist or a woman? What child in the US isn't pregnuant and unmarried.. That is nothing new. It happens.. I say give her a chance at least she isn't trying to down the U. S.
Linda Collins at 8:59AM on Sep 19th 2008
55. I couldn't help but laugh at the theme and the responses. This is John McCain's choice if he can't for some reason (God Forbid) complete his duties as the President. What a joke? There's a New Bush in Town. Klondike. It's 3AM and Sarah is up for anything. VP-DP? Sarah... The Second Banana. Lipstick on a Pole. Sarah does the First Dude, and the next. Sarah and Monica... Smoking. I did have sex with that Palin! Sarah Scores Again. Six Pack Palin. Backdoor to the Bunker. Sarah always say yes. If theres going to be a sexist backlash about this blog, we better make it good. Victimology doesn't elevate the individual to the office, it lowers our standards co they can crawl in. In summary, she's not qualified; but only half of us are laughing. We are being honest.
Cecil Jones at 3:00AM on Sep 20th 2008
56. the not so obvious point made here is that we've finally found a real purpose in life for Democrats....Lust after our women.
charlie baker at 9:21AM on Sep 19th 2008
57. continued as I come up to speed early in the morning. Lust after our women and tell us how much they wish they were theirs. How many are eager to see more of Biden????
charlie baker at 9:27AM on Sep 19th 2008
58. I love this post....I know you were just being a twit trying to nudge Palin into the not quite presidential genre. Instead as in everything Democratic your scheme has backfired. I'm hoping the notoriety fostered by this new fun diversion provides the impetus to push McCain\Palin over the top in November. Palin is becoming an American icon. Eat your heart out Rosanne Barr.
I see a double digit Republican victory as well as a return to sanity in the House and Senate. History will forget your role...but you and I will always know.
charlie baker at 9:47AM on Sep 19th 2008
59. If she was my wife, you'd better be keeping a sharp watch over your shoulder. Too bad we duelling isn't still allowed. A little pussy like you would look great mounted on Todd Palin's wall.
Redstate at 9:54AM on Sep 19th 2008
60. Mo, Mo, Mo. Naughty, naughty, naughty. Can you Obamaites get a grip. You just can't stand the FACT that Gov. Palin is a thousand times as qualified as Saint Obama the Anointed One. What are you going to do if your half white cretin, moron loses? Are you all going to cry and hold a wake? Why are all of you socialist metrosexuals so antiwomen? You people on News Bloggers are so envious and jealous of Gov. Palin it's ludicrous. You exhibit a certain je ne sais quoi because you can't pigeonhole her. This woman had done more in her forty-four years then the whole group of you will do in your lifetime. That's the way it goes slick...live with it. You know full well that not only will none of you be a mayor, absolutely none of you will EVER be a governor of any state, or a candidate for Vice President of the United States. The entire group of you are acting like spoiled, petulant, je june, sophomoric children. Good God. You're acting almost as badly as Saint Obama the Anointed One. Even if they took all of the heads off of Mount Rushmore they could never fit Obamas up there. There isn't enough room for his fat head. Gov. Palin has carbon 60 Buckminsterfullerine and titanium balls. That's why she married a "man" and not a geek. You guys would never be able to compete with her.
Dennis Bowen at 10:22AM on Sep 19th 2008