What made the encounter so porno-y was Palin's awkward scripted quality, the poor lighting (why does every piece of tape from Alaska look like a cross between a hostage video and skin flick?), and of course Palin's pouty-lipped eagerness to please. Gibson feigned irritation only added to the sexual tension.
The adult film subgenre known as Palin Porn is expected to hit the market just after Election Day. Make no mistake, fans from both parties will be stuffing this ballot box.
Which title would you like to see released first? Vote now!
(You can also suggest your own in the comments section. Warning: Let's keep this discussion respectful. Any smutty suggestions or comments will be deleted!!)
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Reader Comments ( Page 5 of 10)
61. I was taking a quiz and I saw a group of blogs and just happened to pick yours, Mo. I think this is the most disgusting use of words, ideas and time. I'm not for sure who I will vote for but this is just sick and the people who joined in. You all need something better to do. You could help to educate or inspire people with your gift to write, but this world seems to want SMUT over anything uplifting.
Lynn at 10:31AM on Sep 19th 2008
62. All right, all right, simmer down, folks. We'll get to work on some Biden porn, stat. Send in titles and we'll post the best.
Welcome to the blog, new readers!!
Mo Rocca at 10:36AM on Sep 19th 2008
63. MO...don't you get it?? Do you need a semi to run over your liberal head?? No one cares about Biden....or O'Bama
this morning you've done your duty for our country...no go find a dirty cardboard and get some well deserved rest
charlie baker at 10:45AM on Sep 19th 2008
64. Pimped Palin lovers still haven't answered my questions.
Why are the Repubs stalling on Troopergate?
Why isn't Palin Mantis cooperating? She said she would on the Gibson interview. Was that another lie?
AND NOW-Why is Todd aka "First Dude" refusing to testify?
Yeah, they're just like us, except that we would get locked up for ignoring a subpoena.
Appeasing the red bull drinking rednecks, babe?
GMAFB.
giftedgirl at 11:07AM on Sep 19th 2008
65. HOW ABOUT (ROCCO BYE MO BABY )
RepublicanQte21 at 11:57AM on Sep 19th 2008
66. Mo Rocca, In my humble opinion you and your so called "For Adults Only" films and comments on Sarah Palin are a disgrace to anyone who calls themselves a reporter or commentator on the news.
Loretta Siani
Loretta at 11:59AM on Sep 19th 2008
67. Mo, you are so cute! Do they sell your posters? I want one in my room.
septer at 1:03PM on Sep 19th 2008
68. Wow Mo,
So far your posts on Sarah Palin have been funny and creative. What a shame you had to cross that line into sex discrimination. If you are going to blatantly discriminate against Ms. Palin for her gender, can we look forward to a blog about black sterotypes soon? How do you consider this type of content respectful, to Sarah Palin or to women in general.I usually look forward to your posts. Boo!
spirelli at 12:30PM on Sep 19th 2008
69. Biden porn, eh?? Okay Mo, you got it!
"Biden my Time while Eating you Out"
"BenDover, Maryland - I want to see Dela's underWare"
"Hair Plugs and Butt Plugs"
"My Foreign Policy Experience includes French Kissing in Turkish Bath Houses!"
"Bi-sexual-Den of Pleasures"
FINN at 12:37PM on Sep 19th 2008
70. giftedgirl at 11:07AM on Sep 19th 2008
your time has passed....that name you've used now more appropriately belongs to Sarah Palin. Please reset the password to DuhWhoMe and quietly walk away.
charlie baker at 12:46PM on Sep 19th 2008
71.
Okay, let's serve a few up the other way. Thanks, Mo - Yer the shizz!
IS THAT PORK BARREL, OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE ME?
BIDEN OFF MORE THAN HE CAN CHEW
I GOT YOUR CAUCUS - RIGHT HERE!
WHAT'S DELAWARE-ING TONIGHT?
And who can forget this classic from 1987:
BOPPIN' THE BORK
torquemada at 1:19PM on Sep 19th 2008
72. 51. You liberal fags should realize that the only blacks that are going too be in the White House are going to be mowing the lawn or doing the laundry.
Mark at 8:10AM on Sep 19th 2008
xxxx
hm. Does that mean your ass is grass and you call your wife, mother and daughter 'the laundry'?
don't worry. even if your wife leaves you, she'll always be your sister.
Clif Kuplen at 2:20PM on Sep 19th 2008
73. *sniff*
Somethings burning in here. I think Clif lit up an ignorant "fag."
Hey Mark, how would you describe the last two Secretaries of State? Well-tanned? Mocha? Coffee-colored?
Mo' cream, suh?
torquemada at 4:01PM on Sep 19th 2008
74. You are a filthy-mouthed, small-minded, very frightened gutter snipe and so are your fans. Especially you women; you are disgusting and I am deeply embarrassed for you. What is wrong with you people? This isn't fun, good humor or intelligent. This is grade school filth and smut.
Ask some questions worth answering, Oh great GiftedGirl...some name for such a sorry, low down trashy dog. The questions you've asked have no answers;have you made them up? No one is stalling on anything, there is no misconduct here. Is that the best you have??
You pitiful scared liberals have been trying to find something as scandalous as Clinton lying under oath and being impeached, and anything will do. Any little thing is blown out of proportion, and your idiotic witch hunts have all failed. Obamanation and Bidet are going down. Obama is not black, by the way. 4% black, 46% Arab and 50% whitey.
You stay down in your slimey dark gutter but don't try and drag the mighty Sarah down...she's done everything right and your Cheese Breath Charlie Gibson does not intimidate her...only makes himself look bad.
Glorious at 4:18PM on Sep 19th 2008
75. WOW, I have never seen such a raft of unadulterated, uneducated, prevaricated cow poop. How many GOP blog agents does it take to misinform? 1! he or she will just repeat the same disproven BS over and over using different names and e-mail addresses.
On to the Porno title of the day:
Foreign Affairs: Learning how it gets done, with a different tongue
steven M at 4:35PM on Sep 19th 2008