Quest for the Crown 3: Just Say No to Camel Toe!
First he taught us all how to introduce ourselves at a pageant.
Then he showed us how to make eye contact with the judges count big.
Today it gets serious, as he tackles one of the deepest, darkest pageant taboos. Watch and learn:
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1. Aw Mo,
There's nothing worse than having camel toe show up at your event at the wrong time:
http://cyanatrendland.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/marc-jacobs-camel-toe.jpg
And unfortunately for Miss Canada, a pretty face but alas, an untimely camel toe would put an end to her quest for the crown:
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4181/cameltoens3.jpg
FINN at 12:28PM on Jan 22nd 2009
2. How difficult is it to pick up a needle and thread and sew that thing in yourself?
I think the least of these gals' problems is camel toe. Come on, we've been cheated on this how-to installment.
I’ve noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born.
RONALD REAGAN, New York Times, Sep. 22, 1980
JillJG at 12:44PM on Jan 22nd 2009
3. Maybe the "beauties" could grow a couple.
That would eliminate any hint of the natural presentation of the vulva (female anatomy).
Why hide it, hon? Let it all hang out (or in).
Respect Life. The life you save may be your own.
JILL JG, MoRocca 180, Jan. 22, 2009
JillJG at 12:57PM on Jan 22nd 2009
4.
Sorry, but I fail to see the problem.
Certainly not with the one FINN showed us....I like it !
mac at 1:57PM on Jan 22nd 2009
5. cute series-love the presentation; very zippy.
FINN------- :)!
ah, Clem at 3:13PM on Jan 22nd 2009
6. Maybe that's why you're not a pageant consultant, Mac.
JillJG at 5:06PM on Jan 22nd 2009
7. "C-C-C-Camel Toe...
S-S-S-She doesn't know..."
Rebecca at 7:36PM on Jan 22nd 2009
8.
OK, JillJG, you got me there. I am not, nor have I ever been a pageant consultant.
I have, however, raised a Step-Daughter who entered and won a pageant. She used the money to complete her Law degree.
SO....
Let's all say no to Camel Toe?
Ok,
Let's buckle and say yes to Moose knuckle.
mac at 8:09PM on Jan 22nd 2009
9. Finn! Good picture one...awkward picture two.
If these chicks still had some public hair it might help. Buffer, people.
Gabrielle at 10:11PM on Jan 22nd 2009
10. I hope it was a good career choice for her.
I want to contribute something humorous. Trying to remember ..... 5th grade was a long time ago.
Okay here goes:
"Blood in the Saddle" by Kotex Kid.
“Yellow River” by I. P. Freely
“100 Yards to the Outhouse” by Willie Makit and Betty Doant
'Night all.
JillJG at 1:22AM on Jan 23rd 2009
11. Holy cow, that Canadian chick should be named ambassador to Saudi Arabia!
Mo Rocca at 9:19AM on Jan 23rd 2009
12. Stuck in my brain now...
Good bye American woman.
Good bye American chick.
JillJG at 10:28AM on Jan 23rd 2009