Quest for the Crown 5: Plastic Wrap to Make you Less Fat!

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Quest for the Crown 5: Plastic Wrap to Make you Less Fat!

Posted Jan 23rd 2009 12:00PM by Mo Rocca

What a whirlwind this last three days have been. When Pageant Consultant Justin Popovics came to our attention, we had no idea what we'd discovered. His beauty queen tips have rocked the web and inspired armies of future pageant contestants.

First he taught us all how to introduce ourselves at a pageant.

Then he showed us how to make eye contact with the judges count big.

Next he rallied us to Just Say No to Camel-toe!!

Yesterday he worked those heels like a pageant winner.

And finally, today, he's showing us all how to look less fat!

Watch, then let us know your thoughts on this very special 180 series. Would you like to see more Justin? What other 180 extension courses would you like to see?

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1.
This one would go nicely with the just say no lesson

Saran wrap and Camel toe....YUMMMM !!

mac at 12:59PM on Jan 23rd 2009

2. One of the features the female anatomy is adipose tissue. We are supposed to have it.

Isn't P.H. used to treat the rectum?
This is drug abuse. Plain and simple.
Tell me to put it on my bod and I'll show you where to put it and your Saran Wrap.

Here's CHANGE you can believe in.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/first100days/2009/01/23/obama-lift-ban-overseas-abortion-funding/.

The U.S. is going to export abortion. That should give us a lot of moral credibility here and around the world.

So much for HOPE. More like hopelessness and despair.

Abortion hurts women.

Happy Unbirthday world. 1-23-73.

JillJG at 4:26PM on Jan 23rd 2009

3. Mo,

Now, I don't know nothin' from plastic wrap and Wrappers:
http://www.legendsofamerica.com/WE-Slang8.html#W

But let me just say this about that:

I love Blago and I'm tired of these white collar Taxus Rangers going after one of my gang for simply trying to give the country a hobson's choice.

Speaking of which, what happened to Sweet Caroline? Don't tell me we went from Peyton Place to Gillibrand's Island?

Lucky Ned Pepper at 5:14PM on Jan 23rd 2009

4. Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to say, if I may, and in the least offensive way: Some of us come here because we find Mo and his staff funny. We enjoy bantering with others who enjoy this humor. We may be coming here to escape a bad day, or nonstop bad news on tv, or to forget about our growing piles of bills and worries. If we wanted to read about your political opinions or ethical judgements we would either read another blog site, or be commenting on YOUR blog.

Please be mindful and considerate of the other people here, who are just here for a laugh. It doesn't mean we don't care about the state of the world or human rights or unborn babies. It justs means we
need a break every now and then.

Thanks! (stepping off soapbox and lighting cigarette.)Whew!

Gabrielle at 7:19PM on Jan 23rd 2009

5. BTW - I've known about this trick for years...only I use cream cheese. It actually ADDS dimples. :)

Gabrielle at 7:21PM on Jan 23rd 2009

6. Mrs. Indiana takes the crown.

ah, Clem at 7:39PM on Jan 23rd 2009

7.
Cream Cheese, Gabrielle ??
And it works?

Funtional AND tasty....YUMMM !!

BTW, sorry if I offended you :-)

mac at 9:07PM on Jan 23rd 2009

8. well said gabrielle. do they still send soap in boxes. i mean boxes strong enough to stand on ?

duckbrtsh at 1:14PM on Jan 24th 2009

9. Actually, Mac, you have never offended me. But how polite to apologise! Keep on keepin' on! (But reign in some of your testosterone. not a judgement, but a suggestion.:)

Gabrielle at 10:30PM on Jan 23rd 2009

10. Gabrielle,
Thank you for your comment. I agree with everything you wrote in your comment. I also appreciate your thoughtful contributions to the blog. I know I have gone way overboard on my comments about abortion. I used to loath pro-life "nuts" like me - most of my adult life, in fact. I didn't understand what the big deal was.
I apologize to our host Mr. Mo Rocca and other folks that visit and comment here.

I just want to change people's hearts about this aspect of human life. I feel that if we strive to make accommodations for humans in every stage of life, from conception to natural death it would make us a better people.

Treating human life as an inconvenience to be rid of tears down my trust in my fellow man. It tears down our trust in each other. History shows us how brutal we humans can be when push comes to shove.

I will try to be more careful with my contradictory comments. I will speak up when I have a differing opinion but will try not to be so offensive about it.

Best regards,

JillJG at 11:55PM on Jan 23rd 2009

11. Jill, it is give and take like this that WILL make us a better people! You're cool, baby.

Back to the jokes, folks!

Gabrielle at 6:02AM on Jan 24th 2009

12. Did Indiana win?? I missed it!

Gabrielle at 10:46PM on Jan 24th 2009

13. He needs to come with a better gimmick than this. He looks very uncomfortable on camera.

ChrisW at 6:48PM on Jan 25th 2009

14. Well Chris,
You'd be uncomfortable too if you had Preparation H slathered all over your ass and wrapped in Saran Wrap while wearing high heels, posing ackwardly, maintaining eye contact and smiling.

What these pageant contestants go through in the name of beauty - from the painful waxing to the camel toe hiding to the pre-show abortions - all this suffering in the quest for the crown!

God save the pageant queens... and their unborn aborted fetuses!

FINN at 12:32PM on Jan 26th 2009

15. Thud.

JillJG at 4:01PM on Jan 26th 2009

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