MIKE NIFONG'S ANTI-RACISM WORKSHOPS
Now Held Monthly in All Major Cities
Especially Valuable for Southerners Eager to Repudiate Their Racist Heritage
With Valuable Lessons From Mike's Own Screw-Up in the Duke Case
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Preview of First Workshop Agenda:
--Why Whites Need to Prove We are Not Racist (Even Though This Is Impossible to Prove)
--How Anti-Racism Can Benefit Your Career (Especially If You're a White Southerner)
--How You Can Make Your Anti-Racist Reputation By Nailing Other Southern White Guys (Since They're the Bad Guys, That Automatically Makes You a Good Guy)
--How to Find a Case That Can Make Your Career (It's Gotta Be Selma All Over Again)
--"Inconvenient Facts" and How to Deal With Them (Is It Really a "Fact" If No One Knows About It?)
--How to Make Suckers of the National Media (Hint: This Is An Easy One, Since No One Wants to Be Against a Guy Who's Fighting Racism)
--What If the Truth Comes Out, Damn It! (What Works for Sharpton Won't Necessarily Work for You)
--How Oprah Can Help Out In a Tight Spot (And When To Tear Up At the Right Moments)
--How to Make a Successful Exit (Like I Did, By Starting These Seminars)


