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Start with a crust of self-made success and stunning innovation as the founder of the largest financial data company in the world.
Spread a thick and flavorful foundation of executive stewardship and vision as Mayor of America's biggest city. (The Senate's bland "Advise and Consent" formula doesn't work nearly as well.)
In a separate bowl combine Bloomberg's Common Sense approaches to issues including free trade, immigration, homeland security, health care, gay rights, and the death penalty. Pour this healthy Post-Partisan batter onto the first layer.
Add a stick of Teddy Roosevelt's energy and fearlessness. (Telling New Yorkers they can't smoke is at least as hard as running up San Juan Hill in a hail of bullets.)
Now add two tablespoons of Ross Perot's wealth, so that you're not bound by campaign finance limitations.
Important: Immediately make sure to extract Ross Perot's craziness. (Accusing Mitt Romney of sabotaging your daughter's wedding will ruin the whole cake.)
Add a dash of John Anderson's Rockefeller Republican sweetener. Just a dash. (It's been sitting around since 1980 and might taste kind of funny.)
Bake for 10 months of 325-degree voter discontentment.
FROSTING:
You can make your own but avoid the following Independent ingredients:
Ralph Nader cream (spoils easily)
William Jennings Bryan brimstone (too spicy)
George Wallace nutmeg (too racist)
I recommend heading over to Zabar's for the frosting. Just call New York City Hall for directions.


