Murdoch won his bid, and we all know what that means: Wall Street Journal staff, you better start making with the punchy headlines. Today's WSJ was so drab! So plain! So fact-y! So, editors, let's get to Foxificating. But first, a quiz about your new sister property: Which is a real Fox News.com headline today?
a) Dog Shoots Man!
b) Man Attempts Suicide by Chaining Self to Tree!
c) Teen Charged for Trying to Steal Woman's Fetus!
d) Car Chase Leads to Dead-Cat Find!
e) Sweaty Chinese Man Electrocuted by Computer!
