"So, like, did you hear what David said about Bill and Hillary?"
"No, I thought they were totally best friends."
"No, they, like, hate each other now, because David thinks Barack is way cooler and wants him to be homecoming king."
"No way! What did he say? Was it really really mean?"
"He called them, like, totally liars."
"Oh – My – God!"
First of all, let me begin by saying I'm nearly 40 years old and have no earthly idea how teenagers talk. But they spoke that way in the 1980s, or at least they did in the movies, and that's good enough for me.
And now, political coverage in this country has taken on all the depth and incite of shop class at West Encino High in 1982.
Yes, David Geffen threw a big time Hollywood fundraiser for Barack Obama, something he used to do for Bill Clinton and yes, he told Maureen Dowd of the New York Times that the Clintons
lie with greater ease than everybody else.Ummm, so what? David Geffen is a music producer, philanthropist and art collector (he also can throw money around like Paul Bremer on a Vegas bender, though at least it's his own money). Geffen is also an American citizen who gave his opinion on the presidential race, both financially, through his fundraiser and verbally, through his chit chat with Dowd.
It is a non-story, save the
potential weakness in Hillary Clinton's perceived financial dominance. Yet the mainstream media is treating this story as much more than an amusing distraction from a relatively slow political week.
ABC News references the Democratic "infighting" in its lead in a story about REPUBLICAN infighting.
CNN has chosen to use the story to ask whether either Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton
can be elected president. (Can you imagine a story that asks whether the two leading Republicans, McCain or Giuliani, are electable? Let me answer that for you – you can't).
To the press, it's Brad and Jennifer II, with a hunky leading man, his new lover and a spurned woman. Who cares if most of the country couldn't identify David Geffen if he were remodeling their kitchen counters. It's an opportunity to ignore what's important and instead speculate about whether Obama will apologize (By the way, to everyone, from
Tim Hardaway to
John McCain, please no more saying you're sorry. One, it's become a tired act. Two, you clearly don't mean it)
While the mainstream media spins its wheels and ours, let's not forget that this campaign is not a horse race, it's a presidential race. It's about more than 3,100 dead American troops. It's about extricating ourselves gracefully from the disaster of Iraq. It's about not repeating the disaster in Iran. It's about securing loose nukes in the former Soviet Union. It's about health care and the environment and balancing the budget.
Actually, as I watch the news tonight, it appears it's about figuring out who what to do with
Anna Nicole Smith's body. Never mind.