We got a link to the new Obama Girl video and were thinking, didn't we just post one of these? Let's skip this one. And then we saw scary, scary Mike Gravel trying to rap in it and were like, oh, let's definitely skip this one. But then "Soulja Boy" came on and watching Mike Gravel do the "Soulja Boy" dance made us realize we're not the worst person in the world at it. (Here's an instructional video if you want to feel good about yourself too.) Crank that!

In this new video she tells Hillary, "I know deep down you're an Obama Girl," and pleads with her to stop the attacks on Barack's campaign.

It's a lot like David Brooks's savage "audacity of hopelessness" column today, except you can dance to it.

Obama Girl is back on the case, now as a superhero steering her beloved to victory and thwarting his political rivals all "THWACK!" style. Where was she in New Hampshire? Why, frozen by death rays from Hillary's goons, of course.