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John McCain Has a Pre-Nup?

By Tommy Christopher
May 14th 2008 9:00AM

Filed Under:eRepublicans, John McCain, 2008 President, Gay Rights

When I did a story about John McCain's release of his tax returns a few weeks ago, I somehow missed out on the glaring fact that Republican Presidential hopeful John McCain has a prenuptial agreement with second wife Cindy McCain. Well, at least she let him keep his maiden name.

From Tfitz on DailyKos:
It seems that when his totally hot, totally rich, second wife Cindy said yes to his 'big question', she also let him know that his job wasn't finished until the paperwork was done. This tough bride, whose financials are none of your damn business thank you very much, made Big John sign a prenuptial agreement. How's that again? A possible POTUS with a pre-nup?
The article goes on to talk about the implications of the pre-nup:
If marriage is sanctioned by God and valid until death does part you cute kids, why go into it with a financial escape clause; a 'golden parachute' of love? Well, the reasons for doing so are obvious and can be fully expressed in two points. Point A: 'This thing may not last and I'll be damned if I'm going to be broken hearted and broke' and Point B: 'I don't really trust this son of a bitch'. In other words, it is all about trust. In other, other words; Cindy McCain doesn't.
When I saw this story, aside from the usual guy-talk ribbing, I couldn't really see much of a point to it. I've never cared much for stories of an embarrassing, personal nature. I almost felt a little bad for McCain. But, then, while researching yesterday's story, I realized that McCain had it coming.

First off, let me apologize for making a tasteless joke at McCain's expense. Here goes: I'm s-s-s-s...what's this, an attack of the "Fonzies?" Surely a class act like McCain doesn't deserve that kind of offhand ridicule, does he? I mean, this is a defender of Human Dignity.

Of course, the key to human dignity, as we all know, is protecting marriage. Oh, I see. McCain's platform has a whole section on Protecting Marriage, that must be where he talks about the need for a pre-nup. Let's take a look:

Protecting Marriage

As president, John McCain would nominate judges who understand that the role of the Court is not to subvert the rights of the people by legislating from the bench. Critical to Constitutional balance is ensuring that, where state and local governments do act to preserve the traditional family, the Courts must not overstep their authority and thwart the Constitutional right of the people to decide this question.

The family represents the foundation of Western Civilization and civil society and John McCain believes the institution of marriage is a union between one man and one woman. It is only this definition that sufficiently recognizes the vital and unique role played by mothers and fathers in the raising of children, and the role of the family in shaping, stabilizing, and strengthening communities and our nation.

As with most issues vital to the preservation and health of civil society, the basic responsibility for preserving and strengthening the family should reside at the level of government closest to the people. In their wisdom, the Founding Fathers reserved for the States the authority and responsibility to protect and strengthen the vital institutions of our civil society. They did so to ensure that the voices of America's families could not be ignored by an indifferent national government or suffocated through filibusters and clever legislative maneuvering in Congress.

Wait, where's the part about protecting his first marriage, or protecting his second wife's inheritance from his greedy little mitts?

Of course, he's right. The states should be allowed to deny rights to whomever they see fit, shouldn't they? That certainly is consistent with his views on civil rights.

I don't expect any of this to bother Republican voters, but I hope these Democratic crossovers will keep looking deeper into McCain, past the maverick facade and into the deep tissue of his true conservatism.

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