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The man who brought us 'Trapped in the Closet, Part 10' has leaked some of his latest creations, and one of them takes the use of intergalactic sexual metaphors to new heights.
It's called 'Sex Planet' and folks, here's just a sampling of what you're about to experience:
"I'm leaving earth to explore your galaxy"
"Gonna get you so excited, once I taste your Milky Way"
"So don't trip, I got a giant rocket"
and finally ...
"We'll take a trip to Uranus"
~ Click to Hear 'Sex Planet'
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Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 2)
Randy (6:45 PM 3/21/2009): A Rapper type salute to Barrack(Hitler)Obama.
mikehessnyc (11:11 AM 5/22/2007): the man is a pulitzer-worthy genius
thestl (12:12 PM 5/22/2007): Let me p__ on you.
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gartringen (8:35 AM 5/23/2007): Mr. Hanson. Yeah, I seen U on TV..
KaTiE (10:39 PM 5/22/2007): "I BELIEVE I CAN FLLLLYYYYYY!!!"
adultwoman (5:34 PM 5/22/2007): R. Kelly looks entranced by the lights as he hails down the space ship, right before he's transported onboard for the aliens' test with the probe... what the aliens don't know is R. Kelly will teach THEM a thing or two...
Neva (8:09 PM 5/22/2007): I swear I didn't do it!
Bob (8:29 PM 5/22/2007): I like little girls and nobody can stop me.
Annette (8:23 AM 5/23/2007): OF COURSE HE TASTES HER MILKY WAY, HER MOM GAVE HER A DOLLAR FOR LUNCH AND LIKE MANY TWELVE YEAR OLDS SHE BOUGHT A CANDY BAR FOR LUNCH . DUH!!!!!!!
carlaj01 (10:58 AM 5/23/2007): Oh Robert..oh Robbie, oh Bobby, oh Bob...after what you've done by coming out of the closet yourself, only an Alien bitch would have something to do with you. They do get younger as they get older, don't they?
dave (6:05 PM 5/25/2007): Hey eveyone is there any 13yo in the crowd please raise you hand!!!
Val (12:29 PM 5/27/2007): WHy is this guy still allowed in a recording studio?
R. (5:11 PM 5/27/2007): R. Kelley... U R Such the PIG!!! And ur work should be banned from ever being releasted to the airwaves... It's NOT sexy, just down right plain dirty... There's nothing sexy about it!
Tanya (2:05 AM 5/28/2007): The way to stop this ego maniac is to not support his record sales. I know a chick that slept with him once and she said his butt stank....she wasnt under aged but looks really yound and is mad petite. And he wanted her to pee on him, but she wouldnt.
34@Hotmess (4:11 PM 6/10/2007): It comes to show you what a person is really like. I like his music and his style. I think we go back into his past too much. Lets look at the man today.
Alonso (6:14 PM 6/14/2007): whatever, he should get back to peeing on 14yr olds and recording it. now thats art! (disclaimer: i do not condone such actions)
Bobby (11:46 PM 6/15/2007): Raise your hand if you need to use the potty. Hey you down in first row...you didn't raise your leg...I mean hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jen (8:56 AM 6/20/2007): Just your typical modern day R & B genius. Now, go buy his records and support more of this art.
Amber McClain (9:39 PM 7/13/2007): I was starting 2 love all your music like same girl and I'm a flirt but what's ur next song oh let me help u out "I'm a Pervert" look for it on r.kelly's next album