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Check out Michael Madsen. We're not too sure what he's doing here, but hopefully he's nothing like Troy Gentry (or doesn't own a cross bow) Want to give it a shot? Take a look at the photo and post your captions below. But please watch the langauge!



Reader Comments ( Page 4 of 30)
cindy (7:41 PM 6/1/2007): And you thought I was dating a dog!
John (7:52 PM 6/1/2007): Do they have toothpaste for "FISH" breath?
wtre428476 (7:52 PM 6/1/2007): this is one of my throphy wifes
Midnight9367 (7:54 PM 6/1/2007): Promise you'll call me in the morning, Honey Bear !
Angela (8:10 PM 6/1/2007): Michael Madsen: Sorry, man, I just don't believe it.
Michael's friend: I swear, it's the truth. I couldn't get a date and I think it was because I had a noticeable bald spot. So, doc puts me on prescription strength Rogaine. I figure, if a little is good, then a lot should be great! Well, wouldn't you know it... I still can't get a date. Chicks act like I'm some kind of animal or somethin'.
michael (8:15 PM 6/1/2007): Take it from me Michael, It's just the bear facts!
beve buss (8:43 PM 6/1/2007): Psssss, Please pass me a cold one !
R Joyner (8:55 PM 6/1/2007): Man - you can find anything at Wal-Mart!
Well, I was looking for a bear dog but I guess I don't need one now.
Good grief, Fred. These testosterone pills I bought at Wal-Mart really work fast.
Man, I feel like I haven't shaved in a week.
Hey Joe, you really should consider a hot-waxing.
Pam (8:40 PM 6/1/2007): No way are you going to get a kiss from me dude
Onyxheart2 (8:53 PM 6/1/2007): Man if my career gets any worse I might end up in one of those buddy comedies where they partner you with some kind of animal....oh wait...damn.
Debbie (12:38 PM 6/9/2007): "OK, I thought it was HALLE Beary, but the fur feels kinda tickly!"
dorothy (8:59 PM 6/1/2007): are you getting hungrey i em says the bear you looking preety good to me
yjimenez (9:02 PM 6/1/2007): You told me not to have that last drink.......
bob (9:04 PM 6/1/2007): How bout we go back to my place and shoe each other in the butthole
Gneloris (9:23 PM 6/1/2007): "Nag, nag, nag"
lucy (9:20 PM 6/1/2007): hey britney- that's the coolest wig you've used yet!!!!!!
fran (9:25 PM 6/1/2007): Michael - "Do you sh*t in the woods?"
Bear - "Not recently...look down!!!"
Niki (9:27 PM 6/1/2007): Ever feel like the boss is looking over your shoulder? GGGGRRRRR!!
cd (9:40 PM 6/1/2007): Hey buddy could you tell where they hide the tampon's?
Carol Michelson (9:43 PM 6/1/2007): Hey, Mike! Just give me the bare facts, did the astoids help???