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Dear Pete Wentz,
XOXO
J.LO
(Just Looking Out)
Happy belated birthday! Sorry I'm a day late. Actually, I'm not sorry, because I hate you. And not because you wear more black eyeliner than a sorority girl at a Pimps 'n Hoes mixer. I hate you because I don't think you're a very supportive boyfriend to Miss. Ashlee Simpson. Now, I know she's gotten a lot of flack for her inability to really do much other than look plastically fantastic, but she's my girl. I brought a picture of her new nose to my plastic surgeon and let me tell you- post-surgery, my self-esteem was at an all time high.
Anyway, back to why you suck. In an interview with MTV, you said that collaboration with her highness was "the silliest recent rumor" you've read. What? Why? Did you not treat your ears to "La La?"
But that wasn't the most disgusting, bad-boyfriend-dump-me-immediately thing you said. Oh, no. When asked about Ash's recent projects you said: "I heard part of a demo that I liked."
That you.....liked? Wait, I bet you meant to say you "love, are obsessed with, think about endlessly, in fact, even now as we're chatting, I'm humming the chorus in my tiny mind?" the alleged demo? The first rule of dating another person in your industry is SHAMELESS SIGNIFICANT OTHER PROMOTION. Even I know that, and I only sing in the shower.
How much does Pete care about Ashlee? (Jamie McCarthy, WireImage.com)
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Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 1)
BeachBabe (9:29 AM 6/7/2007): Probably not at all. It's sad too, yes she may have some flaws but everyone diserves to be loved-right
Colleen (2:34 PM 6/7/2007): I love Pete Wentz, but sometimes I think he's using her celebrity to make him look cool. FOB is plenty cool without dragging the Simpsons into it.
Who wants to know? (4:34 PM 6/20/2007): Yeah, well maybe a wild one like Pete can't be tied down by a blonde Simpson. With FOB's success and tour right now, a clothing line, his own record label, and a freakin New York club, I can see how he's so busy. Should he make time for a girlfriend. Probably. But music and fans come first.
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Shay (4:33 AM 6/25/2007): Can You honestly blame him? Come on and face it she's not the most talented person in the world and why should he have to lie about whether he likes her music or not? Don't ppl always beg for honesty in relationships? Anyways...HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!! LUV YA PETE!!!!!
P.S.
If She Doesnt want him...plenty of other girls would be happy to take his place!!!!!!
Leshay (4:35 AM 6/25/2007): *EDIT* ^
I Meant her place happy to take her place...
Whatsername (4:20 AM 7/31/2007): Little as I know about Pete, I love the guy!! FOB is amazing without trying to use the Ashlee to gain popularity. No, I think if Pete is going with her, he means it. It's not a publicity stunt. Sorry.
Whatsername (5:48 AM 7/31/2007): I LOVE YOU PETE!!! AND PATRICK TOO!!!