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We here at The Cooler love dishing out birthday wishes to our favorite celebrities, but a 21st birthday is something that deserves a bit more than cake! Plus, we doubt we'll ever get to celebrate a 21st twins bday any time soon unless another underage pair gets famous quick. So, Mary Kate and Ashley, since this is the first time your lips will ever taste booze (chuckle chuckle), we have cooked a proper 21st birthday party for you -- cake and tequila.
Love, The Cooler.
P.S.: No puking.
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Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 1)
gus gunderman (6:24 PM 6/13/2007): As W.C. Fields once noted, "I would rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42!"
me (8:02 PM 6/13/2007): Dude they look 42 years old each. LMAO! you really should set your standards higher.
Ares (11:33 PM 6/13/2007): Olsen rocks...
Lucy Anne (12:37 AM 6/14/2007): Congrats Olsen's!
cllcheek (2:22 AM 6/28/2007): These two are strange looking, even when they were children. But not as bad as those heroin whores on Dr.Phil. Not yet.