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H: How You Know You're Considered A Legit Hollywood Couple:
1) You're given a legit nickname, that more than 5 bloggers refer to [ see also: Gyllenspoon, Brangelina]
2) 1/2 of the partnership has dated Lindsay Lohan
3) 1/2 of the partnership is rumored to be pregnant
Congrats . . . Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz!!! 1 outta 3 aint bad.
According to Dlisted.com, a source said that Wentz got down on one knee at Live Earth. Then, another source saw Ashlee ". . . at a family wedding . . . wandering around rubbing her belly. And she refused to drink anything." So there you have it. The true story. It may take like, 2 years for all of this to happen -- but you still heard it here first!
*UPDATE: Not all celeb reps comment on rumors but Ashlee's sure wanted to squash this one, telling Usmagazine.com that any wedding/baby plans are " absolutely not true." Oh well.
Do Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz look like parent material?
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Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 1)
robert (10:39 PM 7/17/2007): Rosie is a BIG FAT PIG!
cherri dunlap (3:46 PM 7/18/2007): WHO GIVES A FUCK IF ASHLEE SIMPSON IN PREGNANT? I AM SICK OF HEARING ABOUT HER AND HER DUMB ASS OLDER SISTER......JESSICA SIMPSON IS A DUMMY.....HER SISTER IS A WANNA BE HO WHO GOES THROUGH MEN LIKE WATER..........
Johanna (12:13 PM 7/19/2007): EW. what the heck is wrong with pete wentz? i thought he had taste and musical ears. oops.
and please for the love of god don't let them BREED! That's even worse.
Sarah (8:22 PM 7/20/2007): hmmmmm.... Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz engaged and expecting. That's a choice! haha, well, I think that as long as Pete and Ashlee are okay with it, I guess we should be happy for them. Although, if this poor kid ever finds out about his/her dad's Sidekick incident, man oh man is Pete going to have some explaining to do.
soccerstar (5:44 PM 7/24/2007): i must agree with cherri dunlap and Johanna. PETE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DUMP HER FAKE LIP SINGING SELF! I mean come on TWICE on national t.v thats ridiculous. shes a hoe and if u d have a baby i would deffinitly take it and dump her!!!! SHES A HUGE POSER!
mizzabeth (1:47 PM 7/28/2007): im getting sick of hearing about these 2.no offesse i love falloutboy but pete is getting on my nerves his naked pics/him thinkin hes the hottest guy in the world/// and ashlee i so want to punch her in the face i mean come on totally a poser i mean from the lip singing on snl to the thing she did at mcdonalds im getting sick of it........
Redneckbabe (12:43 AM 8/9/2007): Pete totally needs to take the baby and run!! Hell she might do worse to the baby with her bad voice!! and plz dont let them have any more lil ones!!!