Your Chatty Source For Slightly Important NewsDear Paris Hilton,
I'm sorry to hear that your grandpa, Barron Hilton, was so disgusted with your antics this past year that he allegedly decided to take you out of his will. Now instead of splitting $2.4 billion between you and your sibs, your portion will be donated to charity. Yikes. Better create another perfume if you want to keep up the lifestyle to which you've become accustomed. Perhaps you can name it "Screwed."
Hey, look on the bright side; you can finally take down that morbid "days 'till gramps kicks the bucket" calendar count-down that most likely hangs in your room.
XOXO, J.L.O [Just Looking Out]
Smile Paris! There are worse things in life than losing $60 mill. Oh wait . . .
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Reader Comments ( Page 6 of 8)
toni (12:57 AM 7/31/2007): Monica (12:02 PM 7/30/2007): LOL...what's pathetic is that you people have nothing better to do with your lives than to care so much and criticize this women because of her reputation just because she likes to party and live life. I bet each and every one of you people writing this have no life so all you have left to do is sit there and judge someone else's life. Mean while I bet each and every one of you either loves to party yourselves or is or has been a drug abuser at one point of your pathetic lives. LOL...Get a life... Ya just hating cuz ya probably broke. (Oh and by the way she will be filthy rich regardless!)
Hey Monica, so why arent you pathetic? Why are you so different when your commenting on here too??? How about you getting a life? Think before you write that everyone on here is broke, pathetic, lack a life or a a drug user just because we too enjoy reading about celeb's......what makes you so different???????
TMontana (1:30 AM 7/31/2007): ANSWER to what drives all the media buzz about Paris: Whatever she is (snobby, dumb, who cares) there is only a small percentage of straight men, bi-women or lesbians that dont imagine that hot little whore sitting on their face. The media knows that..... and millions imagine that hot little blonde perfumed cooch in their mouth and then go masturbate later..... ADMIT IT. The long tan legs, blonde hair, juicy hairless crack.....Even if you have the highest morals you can't get that image out of your subconscious saying.... "its so hot" ITS ALL GOOD.
Angie (1:36 AM 7/31/2007): I am appalled
Ronald Colbert (2:06 AM 7/31/2007): Doesn't it get boring having everything you want, all the time. Creating problems so you'll have some. Simple things becomes meaningless. Yes, money will bring you some measure of happiness, regarding those trappings you wish to use to project the real you. You can only refine a things so much before it ceases to be that thing. I'm sorry for the lady's loss. If money is what projects the true Paris, then she truely did lose something of value. HERSELF.
Faye (2:13 AM 7/31/2007): Can't find the time ti waste the gray matter......
Faye (2:15 AM 7/31/2007): Have no time to wasting of the Gray Matter....
Myron (2:40 AM 7/31/2007): she a real Poor little rich girl
Myron (2:41 AM 7/31/2007): Maybe she will start acting like a lady now.
Beth (5:03 PM 8/12/2007): I think Paris is a very sweet girl. I've wached all the Simple Life shows. She is generous and kind. She doesn't just sit around and do nothing. Paris earns her own money. She models, she has a TV show, and she has an CD out. She isn't just living off family money. She's far from lazy.
You haters out there must be jealous. Paris lives life and has a good time. I'd love to hang out with her and Nicole. They always have a lot fun what ever they are up to.I don't think Paris has a thing to worry about when it comes to money. She's beautiful inside and out. I really feel sorry for her having to do jail time. I believe she didn't know she shouldn't be driving. Love you Paris!!!
Star (3:42 AM 7/31/2007):
I don't blame Barron.
He did the right thing...
giving her a wake up call.
Now I hope Paris learn her lesson
and stop partying and stop breaking the law.
It isn't entertainment to see her self destruct on tv
Thom (4:01 AM 7/31/2007): Yo
Whatsername (4:29 AM 7/31/2007): Kudos to g-pa!!! I wish paris wasnt so messed up though....how old is she? not old enough to lead the life she has... i dont think ANYONE is!!! she needs to get her life straight and maybe she wont lose her 60 million...She has never done anything except make sex tapes!! sure she is rich but she got there riding on her parent's coattails!
kcb (4:30 AM 7/31/2007): oh well, the tabloids and the money paris will be making after the ignition of this scandalous headline, interviews, and rants from other people, she will probably make up the money she "lost"
if it's true or not... i highly doubt it because it's not like the other heiress have NOT done anything ILLEGAL, they just don't make headlines
P (7:35 AM 7/31/2007): Now I won't be able to sleep at night.
Marlon (5:37 AM 7/31/2007): "Monica (12:02 PM 7/30/2007): LOL...what's pathetic is that you people have nothing better to do with your lives than to care so much and criticize this women because of her reputation just because she likes to party and live life." Monica, and you're here, why???
Beth (7:19 AM 7/31/2007): It sounds like a bunch of jealous people making negative comments about Paris. I don't think Paris will ever have to worry about money. She didn't sit around and live off her family money. She was a model for designer clothing. She had her TV show, The Simple Life, has a DC out, plus she's been in Movies. She's a go getter and making her own money. If you ever watched the show you could tell she's a sweet, kind person. I felt bad that she had to go to jail. It wasn't right. They were just useing her as a example. Just like Martha Steward. I don't think she realized she wasn't supposed to drive. She didn't want her sex video out for public view.I think Nicole and Paris have a lot of fun and live life to the fullest. I think she's great and wish her the best. Paris adds sunshine to the day.
I wish her the Best!!!
Beth (7:22 AM 7/31/2007): That CD not DC in above reply.
I HATE PARIS HILTON (7:52 AM 7/31/2007): OH MAN THIS IS TOOOOO FUNNY! IF THIS IS TRUE THEN IT PROVES GRANDPA HILTON IS THE ONLY ONE WITH COMMON SENSE IN THIS FAMILY! I SURE DO HOPE HE DID TAKE THAT MONEY AWAY AS PARIS DOES NOT DESERVE ANY OF IT ALTHOUGH I AM SURE SHE THINKS SHE DOES! SHE IS SUCH A SPOILED LITTLE BRAT AND HER PARENTS ARE TO BLAME FOR IT. I AM GLAD GRANDPA CUT HIS DUMB ASS GRAND-DAUGHTER OUT OF HER INHERITANCE. AFTER ALL IT IS HIS MONEY AND HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO DO WHAT HE DID...IF HE REALLY DID THIS AS THE COOLER SAYS HE DID. OH COURSE HER PARENTS SHALL FEEL SORRY FOR HER AND ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS CRY TO GET WHAT SHE WANTS FROM THEM ALSO.....NOT SURE HER PARENTS ARE SMART ENOUGH TO DO THE SAME TO HER. THEY WOULD NOT DARE AS SHE IS THEIR SPOILED LITTLE BRAT DAUGHTER WHO THINKS SHE IS SUCH HOT CRAP. WOULD BE THE BEST THING THEY COULD DO TO HER BUT THEN AGAIN PARIS WOULD HAVE ANOTHER MELT DOWN ADN LOOSE IT ALL OVER AGAIN! WE WOULD NEVER WANT THAT TO HAPPEN TO HER NOW THEN WOULD WE? YEAH...I SURE WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT HAPPEN TO HER!!! AWWW.....THIS IS FUNNY. PARIS LOST HER INHERITANCE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SHE GOT WHAT SHE DESERVED. GRANDPA HAS BALLS AND A BRAIN!!!! SOMEONE OBVIOUSLY SAW THE LIGHT AND IT WAS NOT PARIS!
modelofiron (8:45 AM 7/31/2007): Oops!!! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG mistake.
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Myron (8:51 AM 7/31/2007): 20 million after 75%inheritance tax...that's the rate here in Nevada. My Paris come back to your own kind not those fake people out in Hollweird Land.