Your Chatty Source For Slightly Important NewsDear Paris Hilton,
I'm sorry to hear that your grandpa, Barron Hilton, was so disgusted with your antics this past year that he allegedly decided to take you out of his will. Now instead of splitting $2.4 billion between you and your sibs, your portion will be donated to charity. Yikes. Better create another perfume if you want to keep up the lifestyle to which you've become accustomed. Perhaps you can name it "Screwed."
Hey, look on the bright side; you can finally take down that morbid "days 'till gramps kicks the bucket" calendar count-down that most likely hangs in your room.
XOXO, J.L.O [Just Looking Out]
Smile Paris! There are worse things in life than losing $60 mill. Oh wait . . .
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Amber (11:53 AM 8/29/2007): I must say, that I am damn happy someone in her family is calling her out on the ignorant things she has done.
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ZXE (10:23 PM 8/29/2007): This is the best news that I've heard about that freak,sexually transmitter film Ho. She leads the pack on filth.
Watch New Paris Hilton Sex Tape (3:48 PM 11/23/2007): Interesting Post! By the way, I've seen new Paris Hilton Sex Tape! It's shocking!
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MiriamEtienne (11:48 PM 12/30/2007): Well what do you expect ?
Paris is YOUNG, IN SHAPE, BEAUTIFUL, RICH and WITH A NAME LIKE " HILTON"..............what would you expect ?
The Girl is a BRAT.
I want ONLY $ 500,000 Barron to buy me a house.............can you spare some change ?
MiriamEtienne@aol.com
MiriamEtienne (11:47 PM 12/30/2007): Well what do you expect ?
Paris is YOUNG, IN SHAPE, BEAUTIFUL, RICH and WITH A NAME LIKE " HILTON"..............what would you expect ?
The Girl is a BRAT.
I want ONLY $ 500,000 Barron to buy me a house.............can you spare some change ?
MiriamEtienne@aol.com