Your Chatty Source For Slightly Important NewsDear Cooler Heads,
Unfortunately, we have some bad news. Due to our obsessive compulsion with celebrity gossip, we can no longer deny our troubles. We have a problem and we're going to do something about it.
Unlike Amy Winehouse, we are taking ourselves and our bad habits to rehab. No more discussing Britney's fate, Justin's jealousy or how much we dislike Grey's Anatomy, which of course we're still watching, despite all our best intentions.
Who knows how long we'll be gone, it could be a few months, it could be forever. We only ask that you, the Cooler faithful, check out AOL Entertainment News. There will be plenty of coverage of
Until the day we return, in the not-so-near future, we'll remind you to root for the Indians in the playoffs, and always believe in LeBron James (despite our current feelings towards him, since he plans to root for the Yankees.)
Also, please don't watch Private Practice, it is craptastic to say the least, and a complete waste of Kate Walsh's talent. But Friday Night Lights is sooo worth it, so set those TiVos!
This would be the time when we would start singing that "So Long, Farewell" song. But we won't, since we hate the Sound of Music with a passion usually reserved for Angelina Jolie.
Goodbye, Cooler Heads. And long live Team Aniston!
Love Always,
The Girls
We bet LeBron James and Grady Sizemore are pretty sad to see us go.
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Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 2)
technojoy (9:29 PM 2/13/2008): these celeb addictions have got to stop!!
technojoy (9:30 PM 2/13/2008): try stoping this addiction to celebs as tailsmack.com
nasTY bOIL jr. (11:33 PM 3/20/2008): Hey ! HOW YOUS GUYS DOIN""" !!! where you been ? ME ? oh my dad says since Harv sold his soul to AOL and DISNEY they will be no creative impulse to drive the masses expect explotation ... I'm not sur what he means but WHEN HE SAYS IT HE FARTS !!! and that makes me laugh !!! HARdy HAR ha !!! WELl anyways , my dad says to tell you all that this is the twilight zone and be ready for four more years of rubicons in the white house . I really don't care as I cannot vote but he thinks I should be properly BRAINWASHED before I grow up .. his words not mine . ANYWAys , I spent all last night writting this so ( although I did watch " IDOL " like the asian girl , METOO !! and the Rocker chick IS HOT !!! But no big boobs (unless you count simon he he ) this year .... oh well ) so here goes ....
American idol is cool so vote ...YEAHH VOTE >>>>>> as my dad says your vote don't count anyways as it is all electronic cheated anywhos!!!.....JUST LIKE THE PRESIDENTS ELECTIONS !!!!
AH crap ...thats kinda sad . I musta had too many Snickers power bars last night .... I gotta go , my DAD is calling and wants me to watch Obama's Wife stick her foot in her mouth . The way I see it It would be cool if they really did it and it was'nt just a saying ...SEE YOU GUYS ! ! SEE YA ! SEE YA ! !
Kevinbgood621 (8:50 PM 4/4/2008): Biy this was fun while it lasted . Now we are stuck with TMZ . I think " the girls " work for Harv now . Sad as this was the much better place to post . I do miss cooler as a place for blogers to have fun and make fun of the celebs . Ahhh ... what fun we had .......
Lourdes (12:50 AM 10/7/2008): Team Angie!!!! Jennifer is to needy! She is going to look like Leather soon!
sign of the End times (12:21 AM 12/7/2008): Well , looks like lebron is off to New York after his contract is up . Nowadays TMZ has stolen many of their bloggers jokes and put them on TV without giving him/her any credit . Typical lawyer shit . Yes , cooler was much more fun than TMZ . Too bad AOL owned shares in TMZ and cooler had to go . Ah , what fun it all was....
Piston fan (10:08 PM 6/3/2009): HA HA . Lebron Lost ! Off to New York with his overbearingego ass attitude ! Indians suck this year ! HA HA ! GO TIGERS !!
Carleen (4:05 PM 10/1/2007): I do love you Cooler peoples and I will miss you dearly. Please come back soon! (Like maybe now?) I can't last a day at work without you!
s-mac (4:29 PM 10/1/2007): I wish you wouldnt leave. Your blog is insightful and different and thats why i liked it. It's definately a sad day!!
couchywannylulu (5:05 PM 10/1/2007): Why are you leaving???? You're the best! I can't believe that you're being taken off. I noticed that there weren't any new reports lately, but I just figured that was because you were busy...:( I'm so sad now, please come back soon!
We all LOVE you!
And yes you're right, Team Aniston will live on forever!
nASTY bOIL (5:49 PM 10/1/2007): Of course I'm a Detroit Man but it's sad to see you Ohio girls go . Dickhead. Good luck to your Indians but GO PISTONS ! Dickhead .
The List of Kevinbgood (9:47 PM 10/27/2007): First Brit gets her kids taken away now Cooler heads doesn't prevail . It is a sign of the end times . Or TMZ bought your butt . Still I'll miss these well written bits of scandal and joy ! I guess there's always TMZ ! GAWHD NO !
TEN THINGS KEVINBGOOD WILL MISS FROM COOLER HEADS!
1. Instant updates on Manistans whereabouts.
2. Emoting over any cute dude on " Idol "
3. Trashing any Nude chick on " idol"
4. The parade of skinny Hollyweird types
5. My classic take on Britneys' New Years in Vegas ( Anyone remember Aliens , Skywriting ,Gay Guys ?)
6. steroids and the WWE
7. HKS and his strange control of ANS
8. We'll allways have Paris --big feet and all
9. God I love Lohan -- even with all her problems
10 . I'll miss you bloggers as I read more than I wrote ....
sara (6:56 PM 10/1/2007): this is the saddest day of my life!! i lovelovelove the cooler. what am i going to do with out you? read perez? no thanks. team aniston por vida! i'll always remember the good times we shared. *tear*
juice3400 (8:13 PM 10/1/2007): WTF!? I can't believe you're shutting down :( Your spot-on celeb and tv commentary will be sorely missed. Rehab is for quitters...keep the gossip coming!
robotrock (9:02 PM 10/1/2007): Naturally AOL kills one of their great products before it has time to really develop an audience.
You'll be missed...
Judith (11:26 PM 10/1/2007): How can you leave us.
What in the world happened?????
If AOL told you they didn't need Cooler heads anymore let us know so we can email them.
This is rotten.....
Judith
freedomclub333 (8:14 AM 10/3/2007): Please come back soon. On to Xx17 I guess.
Manda (4:16 PM 10/2/2007): Why??? That blows!!
lchanners (8:03 PM 10/2/2007): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I can't believe it~ you guys can't go, next to the Pop Candy blog you're my favorite guilty pleasure!!
Awwwww I'll miss you!
yep : ( (9:14 PM 10/2/2007): Where the uck you goin? will miss ya. Come back soon. Well then, off to TMZ.