Your Chatty Source For Slightly Important NewsDear Cooler Heads,
Unfortunately, we have some bad news. Due to our obsessive compulsion with celebrity gossip, we can no longer deny our troubles. We have a problem and we're going to do something about it.
Unlike Amy Winehouse, we are taking ourselves and our bad habits to rehab. No more discussing Britney's fate, Justin's jealousy or how much we dislike Grey's Anatomy, which of course we're still watching, despite all our best intentions.
Who knows how long we'll be gone, it could be a few months, it could be forever. We only ask that you, the Cooler faithful, check out AOL Entertainment News. There will be plenty of coverage of
Until the day we return, in the not-so-near future, we'll remind you to root for the Indians in the playoffs, and always believe in LeBron James (despite our current feelings towards him, since he plans to root for the Yankees.)
Also, please don't watch Private Practice, it is craptastic to say the least, and a complete waste of Kate Walsh's talent. But Friday Night Lights is sooo worth it, so set those TiVos!
This would be the time when we would start singing that "So Long, Farewell" song. But we won't, since we hate the Sound of Music with a passion usually reserved for Angelina Jolie.
Goodbye, Cooler Heads. And long live Team Aniston!
Love Always,
The Girls
We bet LeBron James and Grady Sizemore are pretty sad to see us go.
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Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 2)
Carleen (4:05 PM 10/1/2007): I do love you Cooler peoples and I will miss you dearly. Please come back soon! (Like maybe now?) I can't last a day at work without you!
s-mac (4:29 PM 10/1/2007): I wish you wouldnt leave. Your blog is insightful and different and thats why i liked it. It's definately a sad day!!
couchywannylulu (5:05 PM 10/1/2007): Why are you leaving???? You're the best! I can't believe that you're being taken off. I noticed that there weren't any new reports lately, but I just figured that was because you were busy...:( I'm so sad now, please come back soon!
We all LOVE you!
And yes you're right, Team Aniston will live on forever!
nASTY bOIL (5:49 PM 10/1/2007): Of course I'm a Detroit Man but it's sad to see you Ohio girls go . Dickhead. Good luck to your Indians but GO PISTONS ! Dickhead .
sara (6:56 PM 10/1/2007): this is the saddest day of my life!! i lovelovelove the cooler. what am i going to do with out you? read perez? no thanks. team aniston por vida! i'll always remember the good times we shared. *tear*
juice3400 (8:13 PM 10/1/2007): WTF!? I can't believe you're shutting down :( Your spot-on celeb and tv commentary will be sorely missed. Rehab is for quitters...keep the gossip coming!
robotrock (9:02 PM 10/1/2007): Naturally AOL kills one of their great products before it has time to really develop an audience.
You'll be missed...
Judith (11:26 PM 10/1/2007): How can you leave us.
What in the world happened?????
If AOL told you they didn't need Cooler heads anymore let us know so we can email them.
This is rotten.....
Judith
Manda (4:16 PM 10/2/2007): Why??? That blows!!
lchanners (8:03 PM 10/2/2007): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I can't believe it~ you guys can't go, next to the Pop Candy blog you're my favorite guilty pleasure!!
Awwwww I'll miss you!
yep : ( (9:14 PM 10/2/2007): Where the uck you goin? will miss ya. Come back soon. Well then, off to TMZ.
diana32084 (11:59 PM 10/2/2007): i meant to post yesterday, but i am also very sad you're leaving! i check your blog every day. it's on my browser favorites right next to the brewers website(sorry i'm from WI). come back soon!
freedomclub333 (8:14 AM 10/3/2007): Please come back soon. On to Xx17 I guess.
snood199 (7:02 PM 10/4/2007): Come back! We'll miss you. Your rants and insights are brilliant and hilarious.
jeepin0625 (8:10 PM 10/5/2007): Man I was hoping you guys would have come back to your senses by now but guess not! You will be missed!
stu (5:49 PM 10/11/2007): AOL - sucks. I am going to remove instant messenger and then IM...um I mean write all my buddies to tell them to do the same thing in protest.
=) Thanks for the laugh..and the cry...I will miss the cooler.
The List of Kevinbgood (9:47 PM 10/27/2007): First Brit gets her kids taken away now Cooler heads doesn't prevail . It is a sign of the end times . Or TMZ bought your butt . Still I'll miss these well written bits of scandal and joy ! I guess there's always TMZ ! GAWHD NO !
TEN THINGS KEVINBGOOD WILL MISS FROM COOLER HEADS!
1. Instant updates on Manistans whereabouts.
2. Emoting over any cute dude on " Idol "
3. Trashing any Nude chick on " idol"
4. The parade of skinny Hollyweird types
5. My classic take on Britneys' New Years in Vegas ( Anyone remember Aliens , Skywriting ,Gay Guys ?)
6. steroids and the WWE
7. HKS and his strange control of ANS
8. We'll allways have Paris --big feet and all
9. God I love Lohan -- even with all her problems
10 . I'll miss you bloggers as I read more than I wrote ....
www.MYSUMMER.com (9:40 AM 11/28/2007): guess it's time to switch to www.MySummer.com
Lippy (3:15 PM 11/29/2007): Wait, what the heck went on here? I go away a couple of months and you guys close shop? Not good. I love this blog!
Lippy
http://www.lippytees.com
Ben (4:39 PM 1/14/2008): You can't leave now - we have to make sure Caveman gets put back on the air!
It's always the good blogs, and the good shows...
oh well...
Ben
http://journals.aol.com/totallymentalben/better-left-unsaid/