Dear Cooler Heads,

Unfortunately, we have some bad news. Due to our obsessive compulsion with celebrity gossip, we can no longer deny our troubles. We have a problem and we're going to do something about it.

Unlike Amy Winehouse, we are taking ourselves and our bad habits to rehab. No more discussing Britney's fate, Justin's jealousy or how much we dislike Grey's Anatomy, which of course we're still watching, despite all our best intentions.

Who knows how long we'll be gone, it could be a few months, it could be forever. We only ask that you, the Cooler faithful, check out AOL Entertainment News. There will be plenty of coverage of Hollywood scandals there.

Until the day we return, in the not-so-near future, we'll remind you to root for the Indians in the playoffs, and always believe in LeBron James (despite our current feelings towards him, since he plans to root for the Yankees.)

Also, please don't watch Private Practice, it is craptastic to say the least, and a complete waste of Kate Walsh's talent. But Friday Night Lights is sooo worth it, so set those TiVos!

This would be the time when we would start singing that "So Long, Farewell" song. But we won't, since we hate the Sound of Music with a passion usually reserved for Angelina Jolie.

Goodbye, Cooler Heads. And long live Team Aniston!

Love Always,
The Girls

We bet LeBron James and Grady Sizemore are pretty sad to see us go.