Yay, Jayden! You made it to age 1, despite your parentage. Keep it up!

Wish the youngest Spears-Federline creation a very happy birthday below!

Look, there are many things we can think of to call Britney, especially after her tragic VMA performance. Stupid, idiotic, no-panty-wearing freak who doesn't know how to be a mother is just something that comes to mind. However, the girl is definitely not approaching maximum density in any way, shape or form. Maybe she shouldn't have worn that black lingerie outfit, but she's definitely not fat.

Give the girl a break, she's had two children. We can't call Nicole Richie too thin one minute and the next call Britney a tub of lard. It doesn't work that way.

• GirlGoneLeBron: Britney Spears may be pregnant with her third child.
• GirlGoneGrady: How long can we keep using the "oops, I did it again" joke?

• GirlGoneLeBron: X17online claims that Britney plans to release a new single this weekend.
• GirlGoneGrady: She's almost back! Now all she needs to do is lose the wig.

Britney is making music and you may be able to hear it sooner than you think.

"We just caught Britney driving all the way up to Valencia, about 30 minutes north of Los Angeles, where she surprised her mom on the set of sis Jamie Lynne's TV show with legal papers related to a restraining order. As X17online has exclusively reported, Britney is seeking a restraining order against her own mother to keep her mom from visiting with Britney's two sons Sean and Jayden. The reason? -- alleged pain medication abuse by her mom.

A source has told X17 that Britney's motivation behind this is to stop Britney's mom from seeing the kids at Kevin's house, where Lynne and Kevin colluded together previously, to threaten Britney's custody of the kids if she didn't go to rehab.

Here's the kicker ... our source says that Britney's own mother, her estranged husband Kevin Federline, and her former manager Larry Rudolph were instrumental in forcing Britney into treatment at Promises rehab in Malibu in February but that a drug test at the time of Britney's admission into the center, turned up negative and proved that her system was totally clean of any drugs."

Things in Brit's life just keep getting weirder and weirder.

UPDATE: Umm maybe it's a love letter?

Britney showed up on the set of her sister's show to give her mother a letter.

• GirlGoneLeBron: According to MSNBC, Britney Spears plans to stop the divorce proceedings between her and KFed so they can get back together.
• GirlGoneGrady: Looking at things now, he might actually be a welcomed influence.

If Kevin can get Britney to wear something other than this ensemble, that'd be great.

• GirlGoneLeBron: Justin Timberlake should probably stop alluding to Britney at his concerts.
• GirlGoneGrady: What did he say?
• GirlGoneLeBron: He covered Amy Winehouse's Rehab and changed the words from "They tried to make me go to rehab and I said no no no" to "They tried to make her go to rehab and she said no no no."
• GirlGoneGrady: Oh God.
• GirlGoneLeBron: That's not all. During Gnarls Barkley's Crazy, he sang "I think she's crazy" and "I remember when, I remember when she lost her mind," instead of "Does that make me crazy?" and "I remember when, I remember when I lost my mind."
• GirlGoneGrady: Dude, you guys broke up like years ago, this is just mean.

You put on a good show, Justin. But the scorned ex-boyfriend act has got to end.
(Dave Hogan, Getty Images)

Dear Britney,
We hear you're back on the sauce. According to rumors, you partied so hard you vomited all over the men's room at the bar you were at. Now we realize that, due to your career, you missed the typical college experience, where confused, co-ed puking sessions are considered the norm. But you're 25 now, not to mention a mother of two young boys, who has also been to rehab. Try not to do it again, OK? You don't want to end up like your former BFF Lindsay. Besides, no matter how hot you are, no man wants Britney barf in his bathroom.

Love,
The Girls

(X17online.com)

• GirlGoneLeBron: Britney Spears is still on her lip-synching extravaganza kick.
• GirlGoneGrady: Did you hear she may have fallen off the wagon?
• GirlGoneLeBron: No, but it doesn't surprise me.
• GirlGoneGrady: Next stop on the Britney tour, a final performance at the Promises rehab center in Malibu!

• GirlGoneLeBron: According to MSNBC, KFed dissed Britney's rumored boy toy Howie Day, saying she must have pulled him out of the trash.
• GirlGoneGrady: Umm, Kevin, where do you think she got you?

Britney reportedly met Howie Day in rehab. KFed doesn't approve.
(WireImage.com)

• GirlGoneLeBron: Britney's routine is pretty set, these days. She dances, shows off her new body and carries around her oldest son.
• GirlGoneGrady: Brit, as cute as SPF is, we want us some Jayden! And not just a stray limb!

(MBF-MWD-WC-W / X17online.com)

• GirlGoneLeBron: Do you think that this comeback tour of Britney's will help?
• GirlGoneGrady: I don't know. I've read how some fans are super excited but others are pissed at what they are getting for what they paid.
• GirlGoneLeBron:Well a lot of them are paying a lot of money to see her perform.
• GirlGoneGrady: The tickets technically were only around $30 right? It's their fault if they pay more than that.
• GirlGoneLeBron:Yeah, but that's still not the point. I don't think she's taking this seriously.
• GirlGoneGrady: What clued you in on that? The short set? The lip-synching or the outfits?

Britney can't be serious, can she? (Splash News)